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Oh, so you're a sovereign citizen. >> I'm not driving. >> Oh, that clarifies everything. >> Vessel, not a vehicle. >> There we are. >> We've reached it. >> A vessel. >> Are we in the water? >> Oh, the sergeant here now. >> I'm here. I'm the one that I got him. >> Welcome back to the Vambalian channel, guys. Today we head to Florida, courtesy of Body Cam Pro, where yet another sovereign citizen with delusions of grandeur gets trolled, arrested, and tased when he attempts the script after refusing to step out of his vehicle after getting trespassed from a hotel due to his shenanigans. All right, let's get into the video. >> Huh? >> We had a big night last night. 216. >> Okay. We can fast forward this bit. It's basically the owner of the hotel informing the officer that he wants our soft seat friend who we met briefly on the way in trespassed for kicking in room doors. >> All right. And you all want them gone? And that's it. Got it. >> Joseph, you got to go, boss. They want you gone. Staff wants you trespass. So, we're going to go up. We're going to get yourit and we're going to get you out of here. Okay. and I'll give you a trespass wallet they have and everything. I can't leave without my stuff. >> Well, we're going to go in room whatever the suite is that you have up there. >> 216. >> 216 isn't the suite. >> Well, that's the one we have above. >> I'm a holy man. So, don't take >> We're going to get your Okay, come on. We're going to go upstairs. Do you have >> Please. No. >> Same thing that happened to you. >> Do you have a a room key for uh the management suite? I don't know if he has on him or not. Okay. >> You got the key. Joseph. Joseph. Come on. >> Don't cause a scene. Let's go upstairs. Let's get your stuff. We'll get you out of here. >> I want everybody to see it. >> I don't think you understand, Joseph. >> They want you trespass from the property. >> Understand? >> They want you trespass from the property. That's fine. Either you go up there and get >> I want my money back and there's a lot of stuff to do. >> So, slow down. You're either going to get the stuff out or I'm going to have him go up there and clean the room out and put it to the curb. >> Either way, you're leaving. >> Check out who's trying to kill me. >> Listen, we're not going to deal with that right now. You need TO STOP. YOU'RE CAUSING >> YOU'RE causing two days, my friend. >> Listen, >> enough. >> Do you see these people looking at you? >> You're not taking me serious. I don't >> Do you see the people looking at you? You know what that's called? Disorderly conduct. >> I am to God, okay? And if they don't believe me, the same thing is going to happen to them as the other cops that are in the room waiting to be found. Just >> whatever. That's the truth and that's all I can tell is the truth. >> I think we got off on foot. Listen. >> No. >> They want you trespassed. >> You're going to go up and get whatever you have out of that room. >> Charged on somebody that trespass them me. >> Listen, the officers last night talked about all that. >> You blow me off. >> No. I want you to get your stuff. Get you out of here. Apparently, you've been causing the scene. Now, I believe I see exactly why you're >> slow down. >> Listen to me. >> I'm very smart. >> Listen to me. You're going to be arrested. >> You lie. I'm not going to. That's what you're doing. >> You stand for it. Yeah. >> All right. You're harassing me. >> Calm down. >> Listen. >> I'm trying to get your attention. >> You got my attention. But before that, I want to get yours. >> Perfect. Let's go upstairs. Let's clean out whatever's up there in your room. Okay. >> I'll put it all together, but all my stuff. >> We'll talk. Yeah. Come on. We'll talk about that. >> Somebody's holding us up. >> We We'll talk about that. Let's go get your stuff. We can skip most of this eviction process, but I do want to include the part where he claims that he unalived someone in room 216 before bringing them back to life because he's a god. And the part where he at first is super cy about information regarding his car, but then he realizes that the police are going to see his vehicle at some point. So admits that his car doesn't need a tag because he's Zeus. >> Twice brought him back to life. Telling you. >> Holy killed someone that man. >> You someone last night. >> I had to. It wouldn't stop. >> Jesus. >> That's what I'm telling you. It's so serious. >> All arms and legs. They're still laying there. >> Where? >> I'm a god. Two. I told you. 16 216. I'm a god, man. >> Okay. Well, we'll go check on >> We'll go check on them next, >> please. Cuz then you're going to show me you're not if you don't you're >> Yeah. Yeah. I'll go check on them. So there's dead people in 216. >> Well, I can go dead. >> But you said you killed someone and left. I brought it back to life. >> Bring them back to life. Okay. All right. >> So they're okay. >> I can. >> Is your car in the parking lot? >> Don't know. >> What kind of car do you drive? >> Car. >> Do you know the make, model, brand? car. I'm not giving you information so you can do it. You stupid. >> So I don't even have a talent. >> I don't need one. I'm Zeus. >> Hell yeah. >> I can do what I want. >> You're the one and only Zeus. There's more than one more than one one guy with Zeus. >> Do not know what the guy told you. He came here and said, "Dude, I heard you on the phone." >> Yeah, >> I heard on the phone, guys. I was standing right here. >> Is that underwear? Don't forget your underwear. >> Don't forget your underwear. >> The officer now speaks to the occupant of 216, the room our soft friend claims he unalived a person, then brought them back to life with his magical powers, which is news to the woman in 216. >> Hey, I just opened my door and >> Yeah, I'm sorry. I was knocking. Sorry, >> this is going to sound really strange. >> My dog. >> Are you okay? There's no dead people in there or anything like that? >> No. >> Okay. Was there a crazy guy that was >> last night? Did you have an interaction with some guy? >> Mm-m. >> Okay. >> We got home at like 11ish. Oh, no. It was 12:00. It was 12:00 when we got home. >> But yeah, >> okay. Okay. I was just making sure that we were dealing with a guy who's not all there mentally >> and he said that he killed someone in 216 >> and brought them back to life and broke all their bones. >> Oh. >> I just making sure everyone's alive. >> Okay. All [laughter] right. It's just you in there. >> Uh and my boyfriend. >> Oh, and he's not dead. >> No, he's alive. >> Can Can you just Can I crack the door and make >> Babe, you're alive? >> Looks live to me. >> He's alive. All right. You can [laughter] fill him in later. Thank you. >> Thank you. They now officially they now officially trespass him from the hotel and find out as well as no valid plate on the vehicle, he doesn't have a valid driver's license either. >> She's running at all 50. >> Yeah, he doesn't have a valid license. >> He might actually. You run them real quick? >> You have the key? >> Yes. Joe, where do you live? Like normally >> I don't I don't live anywhere. I live where I want. >> Right on. So I will put transient status. >> What you want actually move around? Find my location where I want to live. >> Right on, man. >> Drifter. Uh, >> wherever you want to put this holy man. Weigh about a buck 60 maybe. gray hair. What >> color eyes you got? I can't tell. You got your glasses. >> I'm going downtown with that. >> Right on. What color eyes you got? >> Figure it out. >> Thank you. Uh, what color eyes? >> You got my name? >> I do. I do. >> Just look it up. It's on your computer. >> Do you see a computer? >> ID? Well, it's in your car. >> Yeah, but I'm not in my car. >> That's your problem, not mine. >> Okay. I can fill that out later. >> Good. >> I'm not answering any questions. Two liars. >> Dude, the occupants of room 216, the room you claimed you performed a miracle in, haven't got a clue who you are. So, I don't think you're in a position to go around accusing other people of being liars. >> All right. Well, here's the deal, Joe. I'm going to explain something to you. Do you have a valid license? >> Yes or no? Do you have a valid license? >> I don't. Hell, >> you [clears throat] don't. >> I can't believe I have my wallet. I'm trying to tell you somebody stole it. >> You're telling me to leave >> and don't do nothing. >> Is your >> I'm not. >> Joe, >> you're breaking the law. You're not even going to investigate. >> Joe, you're not letting me speak >> because you're not Is your license valid? >> Is your license valid? Yes or no? >> Go figure. >> Well, I got my partner is running it. So, here's the deal. >> Good. Go figure. They're going to trespass you, which means you have to leave. And your vehicle has to leave. >> Yeah. >> So, >> I'm going to leave them. People broke up, too. And I'm probably going to leave them dead. >> I just checked on the folks. They're fine. No one's dead. Listen, >> guy. Now, you know the truth. >> Are you going to let me finish? Cuz I'm trying. This is your wellbeing here cuz I don't want to take you to jail, but I will. I will take it. >> You know the truth now. >> So, >> so you're with them. >> You don't have a tag on that car. Are you going to call a tow truck to come get it out of here? Cuz you can't leave your car here. I'm >> telling you you're worth it. I'm taking it. >> Don't ask me any questions. I'm leaving. Okay. Just do your job. Give me my money and I'm out of here. >> If your car isn't registered, you can't drive it. >> What? >> If your car isn't registered, you can't drive. >> I can drive. I can do what I want. >> If it's not registered, you >> want to make a bet? >> You better call your chief and see who I am. >> All right, Joe. >> You're not big enough. >> Now, we find out that as well as his vehicle not having a valid tag, his license hasn't been valid since 1992. So, they warn him that he is free to leave, but his vehicle isn't. So, he hasn't had a valid license since 1992. He's permanently cancelled. >> Uh, and that has never been registered. >> Okay. >> He's adant. >> Um, but nonetheless, we got to get the hell out of here. >> Uh, maybe they can have it towed. >> They have it towed and he can walk on the property. >> Yep. Or he can have it towed if he doesn't want it. But it's got to be towed cuz they didn't want on the property. I assume, right? Do you want his car here? >> Right. >> Let's dig a little deeper. Thank you, sir, for letting me say I'm sorry again. I I I really am sorry. >> I don't have any of my my monies for cards or anything, so I can't give it back to you to put it on there. They kind of put me in the spot. >> Took all my money, all my wallet, everything. >> Everything. Man, I'm from out of town. Imagine that. >> You're trying to strand me. I need help. >> Here's your copy of the trespass warning. >> You are officially trespass. >> Oh my god. You'll help me. >> You're officially trespass from the Lotus End. If you come back, you'll go to jail. That means they don't want you here on the property. >> I will never forget. >> They don't want you in the parking lot. They don't want you anywhere >> on the grounds of I agree. >> Okay. So, hang on. >> I agree 100% cuz somebody screwed up. >> Right on. So, we're all in agreement. However, we got to address the other issue, which is your vehicle. Your vehicle was here. They don't want your vehicle here either. You can't drive it. You don't have a license in your registration. You have no >> Are we done here? >> Cuz they're not going to tell me what I can't get. You're not going to tell a god what you can and can't. >> I'm going to tell you right now that if you drive a vehicle, you're going to jail. The vehicle has never been registered. >> I'm going to tell you, you better talk to the chief before you do it cuz I'm coming for you. >> You don't have a license. >> I'm coming for you. >> You don't have a license. >> I don't care. >> I don't need one. >> You do. >> I am Zeus. >> You don't understand yet. You're not done. You can push me. Okay. >> Okay. You're free to leave. Uh but don't don't drive. We're telling you not to drive. >> We're telling you not to drive, Joe. >> I can do a thousand punches. I do whatever. >> Okay. >> Keep it up. >> Okay. >> So, our sauces to be Zeus God. And later in the video, a doctor and a lawyer of course gets in his vehicle and starts the engine. >> Joseph, couple problems. Yes, sir. >> You can't drive. That's That's for starters. You have a >> way to have a code. >> You have a suspended license. You can't >> this problem. You told me, man. >> I understand. But there's a right way and a wrong way to do it. Okay. >> Tell me how then. >> So, just you have to have a toad towed or somebody with a license. Yeah. No. >> Yeah. I can't let you drive this. I'm sorry. >> It's not registered and you don't have a license. >> No. You told me to leave first time and now you're being manipulating narcissistic behavior. >> I told you leave the first time and I also told you that you have to get your >> Don't do that with me. The irony of a sovereign citizen calling other people narcissists and manipulative while claiming to be numerous gods is amazing. Anyway, now they block his vehicle in just in case he's foolish enough to try to drive away. >> Hey man, I'm trying to work with you. >> I can't let you drive. >> I can't drive on the phone. >> Perfect. So, listen. Do me a favor. Call a tow truck. Call a friend with a valid license. I don't care who you are because I'm talking to your chief. But give me a minute. >> No, no, you don't have a minute. I need you to start making some phone calls. >> In fact, move so I can go move. >> Hello. Can you hear me? >> I need a sergeant out here. You know what I'm saying? for for for >> I mean, if if we get a sergeant or a supervisor. >> Yeah, I'll get a supervisor here. That's fine. But listen, hang on. >> Yeah, I can do that. But we need to work on some alternative route of getting this vehicle out of the parking lot other than you driving it. >> Getting this saw. >> Huh? >> If you move that far, I'll I'll park it somewhere else. >> No, you can't drive. >> No, we don't want you driving. >> No, you can't. >> That's your your thing. Your thought. >> Well, my thought is what the state of Florida has said since 1992. It >> doesn't matter. >> Hey, Tan, you reading? >> One officer now calls for a supervisor to attend the scene. In the meantime, our soft friend uses this time to attempt the right to travel script, which gets trolled mercilessly by both officers. >> Cuz we've been extremely rational, right? Get here, he's going to ask why we haven't pulled you out of the car and put your handcuffs and taken to jail yet. So, I'm trying to let you leave on foot and figure out your stuff with the car. If a supervisor gets here and you're refusing to get out of the vehicle, you're going to be pulled out of the vehicle and sent to jail. Then go ahead and step out. step out of the vehicle and leave the property. I don't care about your feelings. I'm telling you what's going to happen. >> Okay. Is on his way. >> I'm No, that's not how this works. >> It works that way. >> It's not. >> Well, I don't care what law you read. I'm telling you what the laws do. >> John, can we just discuss this like adults? I really don't want to take you to jail, >> but I'm almost at the point where it's like inevitable. thing I'm supposed to do. By law, I'm supposed to do it, but I'm still not at Where's my >> Well, so actually by law, when I ask you to step out of the vehicle, you're required to step out of the vehicle. That alone is the reason enough for me to take you to jail. >> Ask to bring someone you >> That's not a law. >> Look, it is a law. >> It's not >> typical soft sites supervise the laws that don't exist while claiming the ones that do don't apply to him. Anyway, on to some of the best trolling you've ever seen. You got problems with >> it's it's it's genuinely not a law. >> You got some. And I can drive, too. I'm a sovereign man. I'm traveling. >> Oh, so you're a sovereign citizen. >> I'm not driving. >> Oh, that clarifies everything. >> Vessel, not a vehicle. >> There we are. >> We've reached it. >> It's a vessel. Are we in the water? >> Yes. >> Oh, >> any vessel is a vessel. >> Okay. >> Wheels or a boat or anything. It's a vessel. So that's how smart I am. >> Oh, >> I'll see you [ __ ] >> Okay. >> I'm a lawyer, doctor. I can do everything. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> You've been in school the last 20 plus years. >> Yeah. >> That's impressive. >> 33. >> 33. >> Hey, what's what practice are you in in both law and medicine? >> Joseph Aaron is my name. Go look it up. I'm all over YouTube. I go what what what law do you practice? >> All of it. >> All of it. That's impressive. What? What kind of doctor are you going to call? >> He's coming. He's coming. >> Okay. What kind of doctor are you? >> Got our Got a good old fashioned >> sober. Oh, I love it. I love it. >> Yeah. >> Hey, this is this is this is the man you want to talk to. He's not the boss man, but he's got like 58 years of experience. >> Bad feelings, you know. I just want to, you know, get things wrong. for the last two days, you know, and I want to get things right. And the first cops that I had here >> they they they ganged up with the people that that I >> hate when the cops do that, man. >> Me, too, man. And I have all over the floor, all witnesses and and you got cameras and everything, all that happened. >> So, we need to do investigation because >> Absolutely. Yeah. Sure. Sure. >> And um once we do that, see, he's just blowing me up. >> Oh, of course I'm not. I'm not doing that. I just saw, okay, I'm not stupid. I have the Holy Spirit training. >> No, man. Not at all. I'm listening to you. >> No, this is a good dude. This I'm listening to. >> Okay, so let's skip ahead to just after the supervisor turns up to reason with him and just before he loses his patience. And out comes Mr. Sparky. >> Yes, they will not register. >> It is registered. >> Where where's the proof of registration? >> Here's the deal. I'm We're We're done. We're I'm going to give you one lawful command. Keep in mind, this is a lawful command. >> Hang on. Hang on. KEEP YOUR HANDS. BREAK THEIR LEGS DOWN. >> OKAY. YOU'RE GOING TO GET A LAWFUL COMMAND TO STEP OUT. Step out. >> Break their legs now. >> All right. >> No. >> No. Just step out. >> They're forcing me. They're forcing me. [screaming] >> There is a HOLY MAN. >> YOU GOT to turn this thing off at least cuz he's >> the holy man. >> There we go. >> Hear me. >> Hands up. >> Hear me. >> Hang on. I'm looking for it. I'm looking. >> All right. There you go, Mark. >> I need witnesses. >> Let's go. Out. Out of the vehicle. Out of the vehicle. Out of the vehicle. OUT OF THE VEHICLE. OUT OF THE VEHICLE. HEY, DON'T BREAK THE CAR, DUDE. >> Don't break the car. All right. >> Okay, just relax. Relax. Stop resisting. You're tensioning your vehicle. Out the vehicle. Give your hand. >> Get off me. >> Listen to me. Give your hand. >> I said GET OFF ME. >> GIVE YOUR HAND. >> Get off me. >> Taser. Taser. Taser. >> Stop resisting. Give your hand. >> Stop resisting. >> Stop resisting. >> Please stop. >> They're still doing it. >> Can't do much. >> They're still doing it. >> You have it or no? >> Let me get it over. [ __ ] cut my cuff. >> Oh my god. >> They're trying to kill me, people. >> Give me the other arm. Give me the other arm. Give me the other arm. Give me the other arm. >> Please help me. >> I want the sergeant here now. >> I'm here. I'm the one that got him. >> That's got to be the best line of the whole video. Even better than the cops trolling him about his claim that he's a lawyer, a doctor, god, and Zeus. >> Well, what's going on here? >> You're under arrest. >> Why >> resisting? >> I am not. I'm >> I am not >> okay. >> You just had five guys on me. That's why >> I'm trying to be slow cuz that's all. >> Your car's fine. Your car's fine, man. Your car's fine. >> And I lost my vehicle. >> Uh we're towing it off the property now. >> Come on. I got worms in. >> Dude, I got worms in here, man. >> Let me get some gloves on. Jesus Christ. search home? >> Not yet. >> Please help me. Is there >> anything in your pockets? Anything that could poke, stab, or hurt us? >> I have nothing. >> Anything sharp on you? >> No. >> Anything illegal on you? >> No. I don't never fear. >> Oh, stay up against the car. Stop resisting. >> Stop resisting. Stay up against the car. I rescued my leg. >> I haven't I didn't double lock his cuffs, so it's No, I don't mind either. You >> said you did. Rescue's on the way. My god. >> Happy New Year, boys. >> Yeah. God, you're going to regret everything you're doing. >> All right. He looks like he's rolling this road right there. >> Yeah, got him. He's good. He's clean. >> You're going to see. You're going to see. Get me down. Get me down. And you guys [ __ ] up big time. >> No, you're under arrest, buddy. All right. >> Kind of goes without saying. >> What's up? >> He's got two prizes. I was going to check the date, but I looked uh he got cancelled in 2021. >> It's permanently revoked. >> So, it's permanently revoked. [clears throat] >> So, you see in the car? >> Appointments and stuff. I got all >> Rexy's coming. Might as well don cuz he's got that probe in his back. >> Yeah. Please get that thing out of it. >> Well, we're going to let the people with the to get that out get that out. >> [ __ ] All right, let me start knocking out a 707 for this. >> Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. Amen. >> Amen indeed. What a place to end the video. So, according to Body Cam Pro, he was charged with resisting without violence and the obligatory driving on a revoked license, and he was sentenced to 60 days in jail. Right, thank you so much for watching, guys. If you enjoyed this video, please leave me a like, share the video, and subscribe to the channel. Thank you also to my channel members and patrons for your continued support. I really appreciate it. 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