You're going to put it in my mouth. I'll put it in your mouth. Oh, this is interesting. Cheerleading. I can do this. Good. Good deal. Do it. What I would do to you with your blue eyes. Let me check. I don't care if y'all are male, bro. We got officers around. I'm good. You keep stopping. I want the little young boys. Ask me how I'm feeling. I like this. I tell you. Do you understand? Yes, sir. A 19-year-old girl was spotted weaving between lanes and tossing unknown items out of her window. Officers quickly found the behavior suspicious and decided to pull her over for a quick chat. Hey, how's it going? Hi. Sorry. What's up? You said you were coming from Dancers. The driver, a stripper at a bar called Dancers, admitted to texting her boyfriend while driving. But things quickly escalated when the officer noticed the strong odor of alcohol coming from the vehicle. Her speech was slurred, her eyes glazed over, and it was clear this stop was about to become much more serious. What What time did you get off at Answers? 11. 11. It's an hour and a half away. You got off at 11:00? It's 10:23 right now. Really? Oh, well, I was supposed to get off at 11:00, but No, I live in Lake Mary, so I was supposed to get off at 11:00, but I got off a little bit later. You mean a little bit earlier? King Rick? Yes. Sorry. Did you have anything to drink while No, I'm 19. You're 19? I cannot drink at the strip club. Nothing. Nothing? No. Are you sure? Don't get on my eyelashes, bro. The light will hurt your eyelashes. No, but they've fallen off from the lights. No, they've been falling off. Oh, it look like they're okay. The officer suspected she may have had a bit more to drink than she should, especially after she couldn't even say what time it was. That was a red flag. So, officers decided it was time for a field sobriety test to see just how impaired she really was. Well, hold on. This is We're going to start. I'm cold. Okay. Do you wear any Do you wear any glasses or contacts? I do. You do? Are you wearing contacts right now? No. No, it's I'm sorry. I'm chilling, but I'm going to walk in a straight line and I'll be good. Well, that's that's not even I haven't even told you the exercise that I'm doing yet. So, you got to I'm cold. Okay. Just follow with your eyes. Don't move your head. They go this one 16 1 178 1 1920 2121. Bro, come on. This is ridiculous. According to officers, she failed the test. And it was pretty clear she struggled with the leg stand. That's when the officer decided to place her under arrest. But that's not where the story ends. not for her. She decided to give it one last shot to get herself out of the situation. Y'all can check me. I don't care if y'all are male, bro. We got We got We got plenty of uh female officers around to do. I'm good, bro. Check me. I don't care. I'm giving authorization, too. I've been in the legal field. I'm I'm going I'm going to school. Um I got to repair legal license. That's awesome. Yes. So, y'all can check me. Yes. I want to get my own office. So check me please. I'm giving you authority. There's plenty of female officers searching. But I don't want to wait for that. I just want to go to But because you are male, you can't search me. We're not going to search you. Why not? I give you authorization, too. Well, I'm not going to do that. So, well, I like men. Come on, just search. The woman asked the officer to search her, something they obviously couldn't do. But when they searched her vehicle instead, that's when things took a turn. Inside, officers found a firearm and a large stash of cash. She was ultimately charged with DUI and sentenced to nine months of probation. The next case starts with Jenna Maldonado, a 28-year-old who was pulled over for reckless driving. But little did the officer know, this traffic stop was about to turn into one of the most hilarious moments of his entire career. You're going to put it in my mouth. I'll put it in your mouth. Oh, this is interesting. It all began when the officer checked Jenna's license and registration. He told her he spotted her swerving all over the road without using turn signals. To defend herself, Jenna came up with a gem of an excuse. Went over the line. I will tell you I don't ever signal. Okay. Well, so that is an honest thing, but I don't ever signal. Okay. So, so I I woke up to the vehicle. There's only you in the car. How much you had to drink today? Uh earlier. How much was How much was there? I drank a beer earlier. Just one beer. About a beer. About a beer. About a beer. So, was it was it one beer or was it more than one beer? About a beer. One beer. Okay. While the officer was testing her sobriety, Jenna couldn't stop smiling at him throughout the entire test. It's fair to say there was some noticeable chemistry between the two. That hint of attraction only seemed to intensify once the officer brought Jenna to the police station, making this traffic stop one of the most unexpectedly flirty ones you'll ever see. I literally feel like I have a Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. It's bothering me. Thank you. You're not married? Why not? I was once before. Yeah. Yeah. Not no more. What happened? Life life happens. Sometimes you just fly out of love. Just doesn't work out. How old are you? How How do you think I am? I mean, you look kind of young. Okay. Thank you. I'm not young. 42. Well, thank you. I'm I'm almost 50. Things started off light and playful, but by the time it was breathalyzer time, the flirtiness kicked into high gear. Where should I blow? What's that? Where should I blow? Well, if you want to just tell Okay, so right here's a brand new mouthpiece. No one's ever used it. Okay. What you're going to do is you take a deep breath and blow like a balloon. Don't stop blowing until I tell you to. You're going to put it in my mouth. I'll put it in your mouth. Oh, this is interesting. Okay, tell me when. Whenever you're ready, take a deep breath and blow. Like a balloon. Harder. Harder. Okay, there you go. Okay. Blow ki like a balloon. Like blow up like blow up a balloon. You know how you know how big a bloom balloon is? I have an idea in my mind and it seems weird. Sorry. Okay. Don't let it be weird. Harder, harder, harder. Harder. Keep going. Don't stop. Don't change your flow. Oh, you change your flow. You're almost You're almost twice the legal limit. You're not wrong. No, I'm not. Cuz I heard you right. Take a deep breath and blow. Wrong. Harder. Harder. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Oh. Oh, you change your flow. Okay. Yeah, you did. Cuz the machine actually knows. So, deep breath. That's fine. I'm trying. I know. I know you're trying what you asked. Hard breath. Hard. Jenna, clearly struggling to stay serious, couldn't help but laugh through the breathalyzer test. Every time she tried to blow, her giggles made it nearly impossible to get a proper reading. Harder. Keep that tone going harder. Nope. Nope. Keep going more. Nope. You keep stopping. Come on. Come on, Jenna. You got this. Take a deep breath and blow. Oh, no. It's not that funny to what you're saying. What do you want to say? Keep going. Keep going. Okay, take a deep breath and blow. One big [Music] breath. Nope. Not hard enough. Go ahead. Harder. Keep that tone going. Harder. Harder. Oh, nope. Hard. Do you hear that tone? You don't, do you? Yeah. That's cuz you're not blowing hard enough. hard. Nope. Keep going. Nope. You here? Maybe. Maybe if you stand up harder. You're not You're not blowing. Yeah. No, I'm blowing. You're not blowing a feather off your hand. Blow a balloon up. A nice big breath. I'm doing my best for you. Thank you. Harder. Nope. Harder. I'm not changing anything. Hard. Just like that. Keep going. Don't stop. Don't stop. Almost. Nope. Keep going. Nope. God bless. I am trying my hardest for you. Thank you. As Jenna realized her usual smiling method wasn't getting her anywhere, she suddenly tried a new approach. She asked the officer if he'd like to go out on a date tomorrow. Tomorrow. What's that? We may have one on a date tomorrow. A date tomorrow? Well, you're going to be in jail, girl. May have Well, so if you would have just taken me home, I'd have got fired. No, you can tell. Okay. I I can't be taking you home. Okay. Your phone's going to be charging up. I'll put you in there temporarily. I'll let it charge up a little bit more. Any questions before we go in there or you go in there? What am I going to go in there and do? Just sit on the bench. I have to pee. You have to kick. After spending the night in jail, Jenna Maldonado faced the consequences of her actions. She was officially charged with the following: DWI, failure to maintain traffic lane and turning movements and required signals. On May 11th, 2023, a 48-year-old Ohio woman named Kelly Barton, who was responsible for transporting a special needs patient, caused a crash at a gas station. Oh, hello there. Kelly. What's her name? Kelly. Kelly? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kelly? Yes. How are you doing? Good. Kelly, would you be able to Do you have a driver's license with you? When officers arrived on scene, they found a visibly intoxicated woman, but there was still confusion about who had actually been behind the wheel and caused the crash. Luckily, gas station security cameras had caught everything out of the car. She gets out of the car. Yeah, let's test her. She goes and she gets charged with I think it's neglect cuz if he's that he's disabled. Here she comes. And I don't see what time is it. 2030 18. We'll say 20. Thank you, sir. We'll have an investigator come down and get that from you. What time's a good time? I come to two. All right. Thank you, sir. Appreciate it. After confirming through the footage that Kelly was indeed behind the wheel, officers returned to her and placed her under arrest. But things took an unexpected turn when EMS arrived, Kelly began flirting with the responding officers, as if that would change her situation. I just need you to step over here. Okay. You got to work with Yes, sir. Thank you. Okay. You Let me ask you this, ma'am. Look at you, handsome. Do you want the light squad to check you, ma'am? Let them do what they got to do. Come on, boys. How you feeling? Hey, I want the little young boys. Ask me how I'm feeling. Let the little young boys tell me, [Applause] dude. She doesn't want you, man. Who don't want me? Ton doesn't want Who don't want me? I want you. You're good. You're cool with me. Okay. You ain't got to want me. Let me tell you something. What I would do to you with your blue eyes. But let me check your blood sugar real quick. Hey, what is y'all doing to me out here tonight? Okay. Huh? You ready? Here we go. Here come Gemini. Look at you. You so damn handsome. Thank you. Look at you, Landers. Yeah. Hi, Land. What's up? Despite her attempts at flirting, officers still needed to determine just how intoxicated Kelly was. They proceeded with a field sobriety test while she continued trying to charm her way out of trouble. Look at him. Okay, great. Thank you. I would do him in a way that he won't advance. Hey, look. He can look tough all he want, right? Don't let me get it. Look at you. And you got eyelashes like my son. They're pretty nice, aren't they? They are. I'm failing. Oh, no. Right. Yep. You know I can't do it. Okay. You know the I can't do it. Okay. Wait a minute. Okay. For your safety, we're we're just going to stop right there. Okay. Kelly told officers she didn't have a home address and was currently staying in a shelter. She also boldly claimed that even if she were sober, she still wouldn't be able to complete the test. Put your hands behind your back. All right. No. Kelly, I just need you to relax with me. Okay. Right here. Oh, listen. Why are you handcuffing me? But tell me why. You're under arrest for operating the vehicle lock. Okay. I got two fingers in this one just in case. Look, we put three on there. We put three on there to be comfy. Don't do that, Kelly. We got three on there to be so pleasant. We've been pleasant to you. N y'all. Kelly, full of true honor. What are y'all taking me in for? What did I do? Operating vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or drugs or other control substances? No. Despite trying to flirt her way out of the situation, 48-year-old Kelly Barton was ultimately charged with operating a vehicle impaired and patient endangerment. Serious charges, especially considering she was responsible for someone else's safety. Florida Fish and Wildlife officers were patrolling Lake Howard when they observed a male shouting and driving erratically. The vehicle struck a curb while attempting to enter the roadway, and the male continued to yell as officers approached. Just hang tight right there for me if I'm going to go grab something. Stay right there. Should I take my shirt off or No, no, no. Hey, listen. I'm just getting arrested. Don't say anything cuz I want you out. Hi, my name Okay. Do me a favor. Just go stand over there, please. Come right over here for me, please. That comes down the road. Hey, please. No, ma'am. You can have a seat right there. Do you mind go ahead and take a seat on the cool? Go ahead and have a seat on the I'm joking. I'm joking. Of course. Okay. We just don't want you to fall. Is this a GI test? So, he'll explain all the tests to you. But I wasn't driving, though. That's fine. I just Why is this a DI test when I wasn't driving? Turn around. Turn around. Okay. Okay. I'll take it. I'll take I'll take it. I'll take it. I didn't know that was a consequence. Stop resisting. Kevin, just hang out right here. Bond you out. Don't worry. I didn't know that. Hold on. Stop resisting. I will bond you out. Please don't hurt him. Stop pulling away from me. Please don't hurt. He's not going to hurt it. Just go. Don't get involved because more than one issue if you do. Okay. As one officer spoke to the male witness, another officer began administering a field sobriety eye test to the suspect. However, the suspect seemed unusually focused on eye contact, staring intensely at the officer during the test. So, what what were you doing uh before we showed up? What were you just trying to to talk her out of driving or Okay, you're not looking at it. You're looking at me. You got to follow it. Keep your eyes on it. I should No, just look at this light. Keep your head still. Follow this with your eyes. I want No, look over here at this light. You said a nanny. I'm sorry. So, look. You're going to make fists with both hands just like this. You're going to put them down here. Put your feet point your fingers out. Turn your hands like this. Make this with me. Make this. Hold on. Hold on. I want to make sure I see it. Stay down there. I'm doing sit down there. No. No. You're not listening to me. Sit. But you're standing. Sit. Okay. Now scoot forward. Put your feet shoulderwidth apart. How much shoulder? Put your feet shoulderwidth apart. Okay, you're going to remain in this position while I explain the tasks. Do you understand? As the officer explained the test, the woman couldn't stop smiling at everything he said. It seemed like she was trying to charm her way out of trouble, possibly hoping her flirtatious behavior would help her avoid the consequences of her actions. I will do my best. Do you understand? My very best. Do you understand? Or would you like me to tell you them again? One more time. Okay. Not a problem. You sit on the shoulder. Sit. Move your feet. Shoulder touching the nose. Stop doing no stop. I am standing up and pointing my No, you're stay No, you're staying in that position until I like this. I tell you. Do you understand? Yes, sir. You're going to tilt your head back like this about 45°. Hold on. No, no, no. You're still looking at me. Don't Don't do that yet. Okay. That's the tip of your nose. It's a dimelike sized portion right here at the very end of your nose. Begin. called back. They do not have a trailer. Close your eyes until you get back for me. Yep. Now, close your eyes. You want me to test it? Exactly what I told you. Keep your eyes closed and immediately return it to your side. Left. A close. Okay, you can bring it down. That was fun kind of. She definitely had a tough time with that test. And now it's time for the next one to see if she can turn things around. Sit down. Sit down. I'm falling. Okay. Sit down. You said like this. Sit down. Turn the top hand over and count out loud one. Then turn the hand back over and count out loud. Two. One, two. One, two. One, two. Don't do it yet. Don't do it yet. Okay. So, when I see sit, count out. No. Keep your hand like this. Turn your hand back over like that. Stop. Stop. You're not This is what you're telling me. You're not. No, I'm telling you to keep your hands out like this. Stay just like that. Don't do anything else until I tell you to. Okay. No, keep your hands just like that. I can't see what you're doing. Okay. I will I'm going to demonstrate it. No. Stop doing what you're doing. This is for real. Okay. You're going to repeat cheerleading. Cheerleading. I can do this. Good. Good deal. Do it. All right. Begin. All right. How many beats until I tell you to stop? Okay. Ready and begin. How many? fist right here on your chest. You have my left fist on sit standing up. Nope. You're going to sit. You do not stand up at all. You will not stand up for anything. As her hopes slowly began to fade, it was time for the third and final test. The last chance before the officer had to make a decision. Is this the final test? Yes. Yep. Then I you will let me go if I pass this. So you see this? See how my hands are? Yeah. Okay. So it's going to be like this. Will you let me pass? Okay. Pay attention. So, you're going to memorize the position of your fists. Clap three times and then return your hands back to that memorized position. Five, six, seven, eight. Return your left fist to your chest. Just like that. Put not Stop. Put No. Put your left fist on your chest. Stop. Hey, look at me. Up here. Don't move. Okay. Uhuh. Stay back. Nope. Put your hands back. Put your left fist on your chest. You're not even listening to me. No. No. Left. Yes. Yeah. Put your right hand up there. No. [Music] All right. Can I try it one more time? Oh, go ahead. Stand up. Stand up. You miss me. Stand up. All right. Turn around. Sharers, stop. Yes, sir. Get your hand back here. Okay. You are under arrest for DUI. She was arrested and placed into the patrol car, but to make things even worse, she picked up another charge just because she was bored. Hey, turn those dock lights off. Hey. Hey, sit down. Just kidding. I'm not kidding. Now you picked up another charge. Why? Upon arrival at the jail, the officer monitored the passenger for 20 minutes to ensure compliance with protocols. Implied consent was read and the passenger agreed to a breath test. The results came back with blood alcohol levels of 0.189 and 0.181. [Music]