Just give me a second. I got to get off this so fast. >> Nothing says bad decisions like spending the night in jail wondering if that bag of chips was worth a criminal record. >> Why'd you run? >> But these suspects aren't exactly the sharpest. >> Go ahead. There's nothing in my bag. Look, Gary. >> Today, Detective Dale will take us through five cases where officers arrest suspects with a sense of humor. >> We found the girl. >> Did you? >> We tased her. I have the cigarettes. >> Shoplifting has to be one of the dumbest ways to get arrested. I mean, trading your freedom for a bag of chips isn't exactly a winning deal. And if getting busted over stealing stupid things isn't embarrassing enough, some people treat their arrests like practice for their standup routine. >> Not today. >> Breathe. >> I cannot breathe. >> Don't move. >> I cannot breathe. >> Don't move. >> If you're going to make a habit of stealing cigarettes and running from the cops, don't be shocked when you're out of breath. Like in our first case where the suspect thought nicotine will boost her cardio. >> That is crazy. >> Don't run. You caused this. Take some responsibility for your actions. >> On August 1st, 2024, Haray officers got a call about someone stealing a carton of cigarettes. The suspect was reportedly in a white van, which police conveniently found parked nearby. That's where they met 35-year-old Mo'Nique, loitering outside the vehicle. Up until this point, it could have been a slap on the wrist kind of day until Mo'Nique made sure to upgrade her charges from petty to felony real fast. >> You come here. >> Yes, you. >> Don't do it. >> Come here. >> Hello. >> Cuz of you. >> Why? 94. >> Why me? >> Pursuit. Black female green shirt. Not today. >> I cannot breathe. >> Don't move. >> I cannot breathe. >> Don't move. >> Oh my goodness. >> Resist. >> Oh my god. >> I'm going to get it again. Stop. >> Stop, >> bro. >> Stop. >> Stop moving. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> Put your hands behind your back. I cannot breathe. Oh my god. I'm not going nowhere. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> I cannot breathe. >> Put your hands behind your back. I'm not hurting. Please, sir, give me some water. >> Put your hand behind your back. >> I can't breathe. >> Put your hand behind your back. >> I can't breathe. >> Put your hand behind your back. >> I can't breathe. Please, sir. I can't breathe. Oh my god. I cannot breathe. >> Stop resisting. Put your hand behind your back now. I can't breathe. >> Put your hand behind your back. Stop resisting. >> Okay. I promise I'm not going to resist. >> Yes. You're resisting right now. >> Put your hand behind your back. >> Oh my god. >> Stop reaching. Stop reaching. >> Put your hand behind your back. >> Stop. >> I'm back. Put your hand behind your back. Tell her to put her hand behind her back. >> Help me. >> Stop. >> I can't breathe. >> You're done. Put your hand behind your back. >> I can't breathe. I'm >> put your hand behind your back. Don't resist it. >> I can't breathe. >> I can't breathe. I can't breathe. >> Stop kicking. Stop moving. >> Stop moving. >> Back up for me. Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up. >> Back up. Back the up. >> Back the up. >> I can't breathe. >> Chill. Chill. >> I can't breathe. >> Oh my god. >> Sorry. I can't breathe. >> Stop. Oh my god. >> It's okay. It's over. It's over. >> Oh my god. >> 2012. >> You Oh my god. >> Good. Good. You all right? >> Yep. >> Kick your knees up so you can breathe. >> Bring your knees towards me. Bring your knees towards me. >> No. No. No. Leave them down. >> Leave them down. All right. Sit up. All right. Don't stand up. Stay right there. >> When officers informed her that she could have gotten away with a court date instead of getting arrested, Mon'nique's reaction was priceless. >> Just lay right here. >> Just stay there. >> Why'd you run? >> This was a misdemeanor. >> What? >> And you turned it into this bull. >> Please let me go. Please. >> No. >> Please, sir. >> No. >> Please. >> If you hadn't ran, I would have. >> Please, sir. >> No. Absolutely not. >> You stole the eggs. >> Oh, no, I didn't. No, I didn't. >> The ones on the floor. >> No, those are not mine. Those are mine. >> I didn't steal anything. >> Stop. >> I didn't steal anything. >> You're on camera, girl. You just did it. >> Did she get AMI? >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. >> No, not talking to you. Oh man, this is crazy. John, this is crazy, bro. This is really crazy. Well, >> don't steal, >> sir. >> Don't steal and then you won't and don't run from the cops. >> It's that simple. >> If you enjoyed this video, show support by liking and sharing it with a friend. >> All right, let's walk over to the car. >> Which one? Mine. >> All right, let's go over to this car with the lights on. >> Search on. Let's get the probes out. What? >> You got gloves? >> Yeah. >> We're going to get >> We're going to be getting the glove these probes out of you. Okay. We have medical in route because you got tased. >> Okay. You need to >> You're going to jail. >> You're going to jail. There's no doubt about it. >> Oh my god. >> Lean. Nope. Come here. Nope. Other way. Face the other way. >> Face the other way. Take some deep breaths. I >> can't breathe. >> Yes, you can. You're breathing right now, girl. >> I know that. But I cannot breathe. That is crazy. >> Don't run. You caused this. Take some responsibility for your actions. >> Yes, you did. >> They saw her leaving the white van that's always here. >> Who? >> The store clerk that you just stole from. >> I'm serious. >> Yeah. Well, now you're going to jail. Don't steal. Don't run. >> Stealing over. Why? >> It was until you kicked me. >> I didn't. >> Yes, you did. You were resisting violently and you kicked me in my chest. I swear to God I don't want no resisting. >> That's what happens when you resist. >> Yo, baby. >> You got live to fight another day. >> Another day, >> but I'm too fast. >> All right, I'm going to get these probes out of you. Okay, what I want you to do, what's your first name? >> What's your name? >> What's your name? >> Got ID yourself or you're going to get another charge. Okay. >> All right. Lean up against my car. Do not move real or else. This is going to hurt really bad. It hurts. >> Okay. That was >> You got it. >> Nope. That one's in really deep. >> Yeah. Lift up your arms for me. >> No. Okay, that's fine. >> Ready? >> Yeah. >> All right. It's out. It's out. It's out. All right. It's out. That one's out. It's up on this one. I might have just not had a good grip on it. I'll give it a shot. >> We still got one more. We're going to try it. All right. >> What's your name? >> Thema. >> Thelma. >> Yes. >> Is that a real name or a fake name? Real? >> Yeah. >> You stay back here. >> Yeah. I have a newborn baby, y'all. I wasn't even like that. >> All right. We'll talk in a minute. Okay. Let me try and get this probe out. and leave out. >> It's okay. Hey, it's over. It's over. Just don't fight the cops. >> I know that. >> Just don't fight the cops. Okay. We will win. >> I know that. So, I didn't mean it. That's >> It's okay. It's over now. It's all right. It's okay. Just don't ever do that again because look where it got you. I was going to come here. I was going to give you a court date for stealing the six. >> Please, please. >> No, absolutely not. At this point, you ran and fought the cops. I didn't mean to fight you. I couldn't believe you had your knee on my chest. Please, sir. Please. >> If you if you had complied when I walked up to the >> comp now, but I know, but I I just seen the cops and you know, just whatever they had going on. >> You You saw me because you knew you stole something and you had a guilty conscience. >> No, it it was that too. But still, I didn't want to get nobody else in trouble. >> Nobody No, I Listen, you're the one that stole it. If they had the sigs, I would have got him back and that would have been the end of it. >> Yeah. >> You know what I'm saying? And and I only got a pack of that because they stole them from me. >> Well, it be like that sometimes. >> Please, please. I have a newborn baby. Please, >> please. >> Listen to me. There's a 100% chance you're going to jail. Okay. >> No. See, sir. Please. Please let me get my affair. Please. I'm begging you. >> Help me. Help you out. I'm begging you. Please. >> Not today. She continues to assure the officers that she won't do it again, but it's tough to believe her considering she has prior theft convictions. >> All right, listen up. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in court. >> Please, >> you have the right to stay on the car. >> You have the right to talk to an attorney. >> Call, please. No, >> I have a newborn baby. >> Okay, hear me out. >> I have a newborn baby. >> If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed to you without choice, without cost. >> And you can choose to stop answering anytime until you speak with a lawyer. You understand that? Yes, sir. Please, sir. Please, please, please. >> Was it Was it just the cigarettes? >> Yes, that's it. Sir, please. Please. >> Why'd you run? >> Because I It's just me to hand over. I didn't want to be in trouble. >> What? >> I mean, like, come on. >> Everybody back there is holding know that. >> I know. I don't care. I was here. >> I didn't know that. And I didn't I didn't >> I was here to give you a court date >> and I didn't know that. >> If you if you had done what I asked cuz I walked up and said, "Hey, come here." >> And I thought And I'm thinking like you're like >> And you duck you ducked. >> Yeah. Because >> and then you took off running and then you got tased. How'd that feel? Like, right? >> First time. >> Yeah. It sucks. >> Please, Courtney. Please. I promise. Help me. Help me. Please, right now, please. I haven't been stuff. >> All right. Who has your baby? >> Where's your baby? >> My mother-in-law. >> Okay. So, your baby's being No, she >> baby's with an adult right now. >> With an adult for a second. Yes. Yes. Please. >> Have a seat with chat in a minute. We'll get some AC going for you. >> Please sir. >> Anything in your socks? >> No. >> Pick them up. >> Am I? >> Yes. Do you need some help? No. No. >> Please. Please. Please. >> All right. Let the fire department check you out. Okay. >> Please. I don't want the fire department to check. >> You have to. If you get tased, you have to get started. I'm >> sorry. I'm okay. Please give me another chance. Please. Please. I have a baby. Oh my god. I had a baby. I didn't. I was trying to get I forgive you. >> I don't want to go to jail. Please. Please. >> Just taser clearance. >> Okay. I don't want to be seen. I'm okay. >> Okay, then I've got a couple silly questions for you. Who's the president? >> Okay. And you don't want me to check you out? >> No. >> You want me to check your vitals? >> I can't breathe cuz he was on my back. But I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. >> Okay. I'm good with it. >> All right. >> So, thank you guys. >> You guys have a good day. >> Let's start with this. >> Let's start with your name, >> please. Sorry. of an art. >> T H E L M A. >> Yes, sir. >> Spell your last name, hun. >> V A Y N A R D. >> Middle initial. >> L >> birthday. >> 722. I got a birthday coming up. >> What year? >> 76. >> 70 what? >> 76. >> You were born in 76. You look 20 years old. >> 77. Sorry. >> 76 or 77. >> Social2. Um, I don't know if she gave me a fake one yet. I'm trying to verify. Thelma Bayard. >> Monique Bayard. >> Yeah, she's giving me a wrong name. >> Monique. >> That's Mon'nique, right? >> Cuz she did she didn't know her social. >> Yeah, >> there she is. >> That's her. >> She can get that charged too. warrant for battery LEO resisting with violence. What do you know? >> She has a warrant. >> Yeah. Violation of community control over battery battery LEO, which is what she's getting charged. She kicked me, too. So, >> I'm literally telling you, we have no leeway or discretion right now. If you would not have ran, we would have had discretion. That went out the door the second your feet went running. >> But you also have a warrant, so that too. >> There's that. >> So, >> straight to jail. That's felony. You can't get court dates for felonies. >> Monique, you're getting uh charged with giving me a fake name. >> Fake name? >> You told me your name is Thelma. Your name's Mon'nique. You have a warrant. >> No, your name's Monique and you have a warrant for your arrest. >> What do I have a warrant for? >> Violation of your probation. >> Keep rolling with Thelma. >> I'm not rolling. >> Now you're wasting my time. >> I'm not. >> You're going to jail and you're >> Excuse me, sir. Please. >> And your probation's getting violated. You're going to be held without bond. Please help. >> Absolutely not. >> We found the girl. >> Did you? We tased her. I have the cigarettes. >> You had what? >> We tased her. >> You had to tase her? >> Yeah. She's twig. Uh, anyways, >> Monnique was charged with felony petite theft with two or more prior theft convictions, resisting an officer with violence, battery on a law enforcement officer, and giving a false name to an officer. If you think this suspects was ridiculous, wait until you meet our next pair. >> I am over 6 feet tall and 280 lb. >> I get you. And believe it or not, I'll put someone bigger in here. This couple thought that stealing Pokémon cards from Target would be a quick score until they realized the only thing they'd be collecting was some charges. And my would they catch them all. >> Jeez. And my truck and you guys need to do a better job. >> My work with my directives all >> on December 6th, 2024, Florida officers were called to a local Target after a couple was caught swiping Pokémon cards. But after a closer look, it was clear these two weren't simply collectors chasing rares. Something much bigger was going on here. [Music] Do >> you have any weapons on you, >> bud? You got a pocket knife? >> I can get my finger in there. >> Can you? >> Yeah, I got my finger there. >> It's a It's very very very very tight, sir. That's all right. >> No weapon here. >> No finger. >> You got my parking ring? Yeah. Yeah. >> That's all I got. No weapon. my baby. >> Let's walk him down to the office. >> Where' you? >> Where did What did I do? >> Right now, you've been detained for suspicion of shot. >> Where did I shot? >> I don't know you. I'm just being detained right now. I don't have all that information. They just called me to help out. >> Oh, being detained? I mean, this is >> pretty I scared the hell. I thought he was going to tell you he's still over in the grocery. >> Come on. Where the heck am I going to run? >> I might be able to hit my vape. >> I don't know what's in it, buddy. >> Oh, it's it's >> I would love to take your word for it, but I don't know. So, >> you know what I'm saying? There could be anything in there >> really. On one chance you're getting sick, >> THC or something like that. >> Oh, no. Yeah. that I know what you're talking about. >> Yeah. [Music] >> Suspicion of shock. >> All right. Now that we gave you a little bit of grace, do you want to talk to us about the stolen merchandise in your pocket? >> God damn, man. Breathe. >> I'm trying right now because you're stressing out a little bit. Breathe. No, it's my shoulder. >> Okay. Breathe a little bit. >> Hey, Max. >> You're more comfortable to stand. >> No, it's a serious question. Um, no. Actually, it's uh that is taking the pressure off pulling on shore. >> Better than staying. Better than staying. >> I'm going to take the glasses off for you. >> Thank you so much. Hope >> you're all right. All right. All right. I know you mentioned your statement while ago that um you understood your rights as we read them to you. >> Um almost all right. Sorry. Go ahead. >> That's you understood your rights when Deputy Schuman read them to you. >> Do I understand my Miranda rights? Yes, I understand my Miranda rights. >> Okay. All right, man. Look, it at this point in time, it is no longer a question of if you stole them, right? Um, it's more or less why you did it. Is it Is Christmas time tough or are you doing it to make a quick buck? I mean, I get it, man. Christmas is rough. I ain't got a ton of money either. You got kids? You got kids? But what? You got sick kids? >> Mhm. Yeah. Okay. They enjoy this stuff. [Music] [Music] Oh, I swear my ass. Um, god damn, that hurts so bad. [Music] It's kind of dizzy. Okay, so anyway, um, the officer, I think he's an officer, something tried to tell me this is still a detain, not an arrested. >> Correct. That's incorrect. >> This has got to be arrested. >> No, sir. It's >> absolutely. >> You're detained. >> Pending the outcome of our investigation. >> Our investigation. >> Mhm. >> But you're sitting here trying to tell me. Oh, no. I'm sorry. I apologize. You are telling me. >> Okay. Do you think I arrest everyone that I come in contact with that commit a crime? >> Oh, well, probably not. >> Exactly. So, why are we so Why am I specifically >> exactly? >> It's a logistical question. You know, it's legitimate. >> I could tell you I've been in this office and not taken someone to jail probably just as many times as anything else. And I come in here a lot, like a second home. He's my trainee, so he don't count. He ain't been here that long. I've been here much longer. So no disrespect. >> So I mean the moral is man is I just want >> How old are you? >> I don't have your ID right now. I don't know how old you are. >> If you flip that wallet over right there in front of you. >> No. Flip it to the front. >> There you go. >> 87. I'm 37. >> 37. Yes. All right. So you've been around the block a couple times, right? I get a couple more times than me. >> How old are you? >> That don't matter. You're just a little bit older than I am. >> Well, I know. I don't know that part. >> You're not really confused why you're sitting here, right? >> I mean, I'm No, there's no confusion. >> I'm an old guy, but you can see that clearly. I've been doing this a really, really long time. >> So, you're not really confused why you're sitting in that chair. Please tell me that. >> Oh, no. There's no confusion. I'm just what I am. I'm not confused now. There was no confusion at all. Actually, I just I feel like you kind of giving these guys a little bit of the runaround about whether you're being arrested or detained. And no, you know what the whole deal is, right? We were called because you were doing things in this store you weren't supposed to be doing, right? So, they called us. We came here. We watched video. We have you in the store. You left the store, right? You were stopped. We found merchandise on you. Now, these guys can make a choice on whether you NTA you or whether they arrest you. And you're just basically almost giving them a hard time like saying, "Hey, I'd rather go to jail than be NTA, right? I don't know what that >> notice to appear. You know what a notice to appear is. >> We're going to give you a second to think and we'll come right back inside." All right. >> At first, officers figured this was a oneanddone deal, at least based on the guy's version of events. But once they talked to the woman, it became obvious these two knew exactly what they were doing. Their surprise at facing consequences was just good acting. >> Go, Alex. >> Yes. Perfect. >> Deputy Shim's got a couple questions. >> What What brought you here today? >> Huh? >> What brought you guys here today? >> I wanted I wanted to get because I live >> I'm having panic attack. Sorry. >> I I live in a motel and all I do is drive people back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. >> And I just wanted to get out and do I mean go places, do I mean And so that's what I it's like I went to Daytona. I drove to Daytona and we go back to I was on my way home and he's like stop. >> So how do you know him? >> Huh? >> How do you know him? >> Um how do I know him? We've been together off and on for a little while. >> Okay. Okay. >> And you live in in Flaggler? >> No, I live in St. Louis. >> St. Louis. Okay. So, what brought y'all to what brought you to this specific store? Were you guys >> Yeah. What brought you >> What brought me to this store? Just >> Yes, ma'am. >> Because it was close. >> Okay. >> Any St. Augustine? >> Uh, no. Cuz like I said, I went to They don't I cuz I drive around at St. Augustine all the time. So, I I know all I've been to all the stories there. You know what I mean? So I was like, "Okay, you know." >> Okay. So what what brought you here? Were you looking for anything in particular or >> No, not anything in particular. I have >> No. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, we have surveillance footage of seeing you put stuff in your hoodie or in your bag that you had in the car. Is there anything you can say to us about that? >> In my hoodie. >> Yes, ma'am. Or in your bag. In the car. in my bag. >> Yes, ma'am. Your backpack? >> Um, there's nothing personal. >> But I I stick my phone in and out of it, too. >> Okay. But did you put any cards, any kind of Pokémon cards, any other kind of items in your in your bag today without paying for it >> from here? >> Yes, ma'am. >> Um, there may be one a lot. So, like I was telling him, I buy a lot of mine. Okay. >> And it's a routine. I don't know how, but we go through. I have them in my purse. >> Okay. >> And I guess it's pretty much if somebody gets caught, I take the charge. >> Okay. >> But there is there is some there is some in my purse. I'm not going to lie. >> Okay. Someone else. >> Huh? >> Someone else you said? >> No, I said there's some in my purse. >> Okay. What? What is What did you put in the purse? >> Huh? >> What did you put in? >> So, there's like some packs of personal. >> Okay. >> But I I was going to pay for them. I was >> Mhm. >> Um, >> did you Is there any Do you like Pokémon? Like, do you have >> I like it? Yes. >> You do? Okay. Okay. >> Okay. >> Um, >> is that all? What else? It's like if I was on the phone, I guess I don't know who who called him. I don't know who called him cuz he called me and he told me he was out of the store. >> Mhm. >> And Okay. So, and I heard whoever called him and so if I was going to if I was going to Ryan, I would have that would I would have taken that chance. You know what I mean? The store. >> Okay. So, let me ask you a more like straightforward question. All right. So, we're not we're not really questioning the fact of of why you two were here today anymore. Um, we're more or less curious of why. So, did you guys order did you guys plan to come here to steal things? >> No. No. >> No. Is it like a spur-of the- moment idea? >> Pretty much. >> Pretty much. Did you guys have like a set itinerary of what you wanted to steal or was it just like items of >> No, he said he knows I play Pokemon and I collect him. >> Okay. Mhm. >> And so yeah, I >> When was the last time you were arrested? >> Uh for what? >> Huh? >> Talk to her. >> The same thing. >> The same thing. Yeah. Good. >> Now, now him, I I'm fighting that charge because they were mine. They were mine. I had them in my purse before I got to Walmart. I just left the store and I had There's a couple other packs in here. >> All right. We're about to go through your backpack. So, what all is in it? >> There's Pokémons in there. >> Okay. >> Anything else? Or is it just the Pokémon cards? >> Huh? >> Any ice cream? Any hard? Ice cream heart. >> No. You don't do any? >> No. I take I don't know, but >> are you prescribed it? >> Yes. >> Okay. Do you have any in the bag? >> Um, no. >> Oh, okay. Okay. >> So, >> all right. Well, just hang tight. We'll be back in a minute. Okay. >> Am I Am I going to jail? >> Right now, you're Yeah, right now you're detained, but more than likely you are going to jail. >> Um, but I didn't know about the store. >> It doesn't matter. Unfortunately, the theft statute reads a 10. So, whenever I at at at Hey, we're both adults here. When you cut packages open in the middle of the store, >> I didn't I don't even have a knife. >> Okay. >> So, I didn't cut no packages. >> Okay, that's fine. Watch your foot. I don't want to hurt you. >> Money doesn't always come in crisp notes and bills. Sometimes it looks like funny little cards that you sell on eBay. And not just one or two, but multiple dozens of them. >> This all come out here. >> This is just some documentation. It looks like looks like both of those were listed. >> So what um what people sometimes do, it can be called a ledger. Um they will literally create a list of things they they need to sell because none of these are official. So they'll literally make a list and cross it off so they can sell it on eBay. Gotcha. So, what website do you make the most money off of these on? >> I'm sorry. >> What website do you make the most money off of these cards on? >> Um, I mean, Google says eBay, honestly. >> Well, I was asking from personal experience. I could look it up on Google, too. >> Oh, well, um, could I only say that cuz I literally just Googled that very same question. Not all that long ago. >> How long ago? >> I don't know. Uh the last time you were targeted [Music] in there. This was a >> that wasn't like a random thing. That was something that you said. >> We asked questions over here. We want to see how truth we are. continue. My recommendation has enough work. >> I did. Okay. Take a picture. >> Yeah. >> There's just a bunch of pins in there. >> Did you take them all? >> I did. I took them all out already. Oh, cool. >> I went through all >> I like click them all. [Music] >> All this come out of here. >> No, these were on top. >> They were on top of the bag. So, that must have been on top. >> Okay. So, whenever we have this here, what we're going to want to do, why don't you lay it out? Leave this open so you can see in or >> we'll just leave it nearby so that way you can take out. >> Okay. [Music] >> I'm definitely part of that choice. >> That's okay. Oh yeah. You're training. >> Yes sir. That's accurate. >> Okay. >> Yes sir. Just I took just one. Yeah. Good. Uh, what's the, if I may, what's the verdict? Passing is the wrong word. What do you mean? >> Verdict would be the wrong word for this time. Okay. Um, should I am I going home? I don't have a polic [Music] because if I need legal advice, I violating my policy and I get in a lot of trouble actually in that legal advice. I get what you're asking and I wish I could help you. >> Oh, no. I'm not okay. I'm not wrong. It's more like there's there's no right way you could ask it. No, I'm not asking for legal advice. No, that's in essence that's what that is. Okay, understand. >> Listen, man. The only reason I ask you all these questions is because you have to I just want you to tell me the truth. Whenever we use it for example, when when you back when we were in school, you know, which is a while ago, right? You lied to the teacher, you got in trouble, right? You did something wrong, but you told the truth. Outcome's usually a little bit better. Same thing works for criminal justice system. Whether you want to believe it or not, how many times you been right that it's not at all. Did you tell the truth? Oh, I am a firm believer in the statue all over my body and I you're right. You don't tell me anyway. >> I don't like lying. And I know it sounded crazy cuz I'm a criminal and you're not. >> No, listen. Criminal. Criminal is a term that I don't even use. You're a person that makes bad choices cuz that's all they are is choices, right? The man kept playing koi with officers, unaware that his fate was already sealed by the dozens of stolen Pokémon cards stuffed in his cart. >> Should I show you the amount of boxes that you two empty? >> Is he cut off? Is he cooperative at this point? Like, is he talking to you guys or not? Okay, then don't worry about it. He's doesn't want to talk to you about the whole situation. Don't worry about it. We'll go based off the conclusion of what we already have for throughout our investigation. Did you already talk to her? Yes. Okay. Cuz we don't need to sit here all night and go back and forth when you know damn well what's going on. So if you don't want to talk, you have that right. I'm not telling you you have to. But if you don't want to, we're not going to sit here and please talk to us. Like I'm done. So it's you can either talk to us or not. And then we're, you know, >> you know, conclude our investigation and make a determination of that. >> Yeah. >> You were going to laugh. >> No, I was going to say that none of that was happening. I wasn't >> Well, no. You've been to around this entire time like tell me you want to be electronic repair man and that's why you have magnets in your pocket. And >> I'm not saying what's going on. >> We're not saying that you're being rude by any means, but you're definitely beating around the bush. And it's okay. I'm not holding it against you by any means. This is We're not going to sit here and ask you to keep talking to us if you just keep feeding us the line of whatever it is. >> Oh, what line did I just feed you? >> All right. All right. What's that? Take them over to the vehicle. >> All right, sir. Go. You're going to be placed under arrest for as of right now pay theft and until we pull your criminal history we'll be able to tell otherwise. >> You've been convicted of theft, bro. Uh have I been convicted of that? >> Have you ever anything in your pants? >> Um well I sure as heck hope not. >> I mean like in your underwear concealed anywhere cuz you're like dancing around. I was just curious. >> No, I mean you know they're loosening the boys. >> I mean people put stuff there too. That's what I was asking. Uh, you'd be surprised. >> I mean, I might, but not just uh, let's go. >> Did she already leave? >> Did she already leave? >> Yeah. No, she didn't call you. Go together. >> Oh, all right. Appreciate the live, guys. Are we going to shoot? Right here. >> It's going to be tight, brother. I ain't even going to lie to you. Come on. You got to try. >> Oh, wait. You said we were riding together. >> Oh, no. You're going to jail together. >> Oh, no. >> Oh, dude. I really >> You're going to have to try, brother. It's only about a 10-minute ride there. Come on. Give me some effort. >> Holding up traffic. >> I am over 6 ft tall and 280 lbs. >> I get you. And believe it or not, I'll put someone bigger in here. >> Just go ahead and take a seat. >> Hey, um I'm going to I guess waste my time and ask you for something serious here. Mr. Smith, what is it? >> I would to be able to speak to her for a moment at some point. >> So, hear me out. Hear me out. >> So, it's not because I don't want to. It's because I can't because you guys are co-fendants. Listen. >> All right. Let Let me go to the other side. Okay. >> Watch your Give me a second. >> Those are in his back. >> Yeah. >> Yep. those Scarlet and Violet organize them by their particular type cuz it's is it like a >> So that's going to be from these ones which this thing was a camera that he cut. >> Okay. >> So was this part of that too? I think it >> the man was charged with petite theft. Sure, this couple was eager to get away with their crime, but wait until you see what our next suspect did to escape. This is crazy. Come on. >> We need We need MH1 down here. [Laughter] >> This woman made sure officers couldn't talk any sense into her by planting herself across a body of cold alligatorinfested water. All to avoid being confronted about her shoplifting. >> Amber, don't get safe, man. Roll this. Oh god. On February 28th, 2025 in Ohio, a routine shoplifting call took a wild turn after officers chased the suspect and found her in the least expected place in the middle of a freezing cold lake. Police department, stop. Back towards the field. Please stop. Going out the water. Please stop. That comes down. Come on back. Come on back. >> Enjoy getting wet. >> Come on. >> Come on back. >> There's alligators in there. >> There's alligators in there. Come on. >> Come on. >> I don't care. Come on. She's currently waiting in the high water. We're down over the hill by the gas station. She's moving south. I don't know if there's access back there or not. >> Who is it? >> No idea. I'm going to go back to my car. See if there's an access down there. >> I don't know where that goes around to. >> I don't know. >> She got a road. >> Sounds good. >> She's walking that way down through the water. >> Full blown Tony mode, huh? >> Yeah. There she is over there. Come on. >> Come on back. There's alligators in there. There's alligators in there. >> I was going to look at my map and see if there's anything. >> Okay. >> I don't know if you were here when Tony did that. He actually went after >> and was like drowning himself. >> No. [Music] >> You want to go get Tony? >> No. Drown. It's got to come out. >> Stop. I feel water. I'm guessing >> really Hey, listen. I don't got nothing. >> The more the longer you do this, the more charges you're going to get. >> I don't have anything. >> Then then what? >> Then why are you running from us? >> Because I don't want to talk to you guys. >> Okay. Well, now you're under arrest. >> You guys >> Now you're under arrest. >> Under arrest for what? >> Obstruction. >> Obstruction. >> Obstruction. >> Cuz you're under Yeah. You're under investigation for being a theft suspect. No, but they have >> and they owe me money. >> Go fill it. >> Come on out of there. >> Yeah, buddy. >> We have officers on the other side waiting for you. >> There's gators in there, man. >> There is officers over there waiting for you, though. >> The suspect continues to act as if she'd stolen a sports car or something and not a petty item. And with every passing minute, she's racking up new reasons to end up in jail. But try explaining that to someone who thinks alligatorinfested waters make a solid escape route. >> 717. >> Man, I'm definitely a wrestler. If I get a hold of her, I'm tired of it. You're really >> conversation. Okay. Female still go down in water deep. She's not coming out. >> Yeah. Tight. There's that access road you're on and there's a walking path north of that. That's the one she's on right now. I'm trying to get far right here. Walking westbound. She might be trying to jump in the river here. Hold on. Yeah, she's trying to cross the river. God damn. You get it? You're going to drown yourself like that. Come up here. >> What? >> Come up here. >> What? >> You're under arrest now. You were just detained earlier. >> What? >> So we could investigate a theft. I didn't steal the Walmart. >> But you gave it back to him, right? >> Yes. >> Okay. So, we could have covered that. >> Okay. So, why didn't you cover it? >> Because now you're under arrest cuz you obstructed. We told you to stop. >> Yeah, man. I can't go back to jail, man. >> Well, you ain't got a choice. >> You guys got something to do. >> We're going to get you cuz you're it right now. So, you might as well come get this over with or we just stack on stack on charges. >> We got people waiting for you down there. Okay. Yeah. If you get to the other side of the overpass down on the ground, she's walking along the river back there. She got stuck and walked the way back to the shore. I wish I didn't give a about being soaked off shift. >> All right. Well, I'm here now. So, come to me. If you come to me now, I can work with something. I'm here. I wasn't here at the beginning. Come talk to me about it. Come here. >> Cuz you said you were going to get whacked. Come on. I My put up. >> Look, it's put up. It's not out. Come here. >> Come to me. >> Come to me. [Applause] >> Hey. Hey. >> I just got here. Come to me. If you don't come help me, I'm not going to help you. Come on. >> You can We can t on that land. 24, can I cross down there by you to your left without getting super wet? >> Hey, >> I didn't say I was taking you to jail. If you come to me, I can help you. >> What if the FD get a boat out here? Like a dingy. >> I know what you're >> wonder if the FD get a dingy out here. >> Let's get her that way. >> Listen, we're past Walmart by now. We're done with that. So then what are you talking to me about? >> Cuz we we've already told you you're under arrest at this point. Come across there. We'll handle this. >> You're under arrest for obstructing official business. That's it. >> We were going to just give you a ticket, but now you're going to get But now we're past that by now. So now now we're past the ticket part. >> How deep is that, Canterbury? How deep is that? >> Uh probably shin knee. >> I don't want to get get up and push her further that way. Oh, I was looking for a narrower place to cross, but there really ain't one. Listen, you got to be freezing. Just come across the water. This is crazy for this. This is crazy. >> You're about [Music] across the water. This This is This is absurd. >> Why are you talking to me? I said come over here. We're not talking to you. Get over here. I don't know why you're screaming at yourself. >> Come on across there. >> This is crazy. Come on. >> We need We need MH1 down here. [Laughter] CPD rowboat coming soon. We got We got We got MH1 coming to talk to you. >> If she crosses there, I can get her. There's nowhere for her to go right there. She think she can't go that far. When they realize that it's either going to take a chopper to get this woman out of the water or a full-on wildlife wrestling match, officers decide they have no choice but to do what they've been trying to avoid from the start. Oh, that's cold. I'm done with it. I'm done with it, man. Just come across the water. Like, this is absurd. All this for a theft. Like, come on. Like, you're making this a bigger deal than it's got to be. You're freezing cold. You're shivering to death. Better go now. Hey, keep your hands up, bud. >> Come on. Come on. Nobody's going to hurt you. You're going to turn around, put your hands behind your back. >> I I can't I can't put my hands behind my back. >> I got to walk across the water. >> Cuff you in the front. >> Don't cut me. Don't cut me. >> We're going to cuff you. >> I got to walk around. Listen, I have to walk around. >> Hold on to you. Okay. I just came across the water, too. >> Well, take my bag. >> I will take your bag. >> What's that? Nothing. >> That's my bag. It has my different came. I can't just >> calm down. Take a breath. Okay. You'reing freezing. We're going to address that first. Let's go here. Okay. It's a little a little narrower that you up over there. >> It's probably better off to get where you came from. >> Be careful. >> It means means you were told to stop that you were under arrest because you ran and you failed to stop. >> Got it. deep. >> Deep. Got it. You're good. You're good. Let her help you out. Okay. >> What is your name here? >> You know who I am. >> I have no idea. >> I'm not going to tell you what my name is. You know who I am. >> You got a warrant or anything? No, I don't have that really done. >> Yeah, >> my head. >> Just kne deep. Now my Now my boots are softer. So I was just tired dealing with it. End it. >> I need that whole bag. >> It's got to come with you. >> It's going to come with you. >> Make sure you Make sure you keep everything in that bag. >> I got extra socks. I don't have extra pants or boots with me. >> Hey, make sure you keep everything in my bag, man. >> Okay, man. I got you, >> sir. I met your face, sir. Give me just a second. I'll >> get you in the back of the car and warm up again. >> You're the one that walks around all the time down there. I know you. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Walk around. Walk around. Supposed to be helping helping the people. >> Help yourself some stuff in Walmart. Try to. Sounds like it helped. >> Oh, no. I don't have no Walmart for Walmart. >> All right. I appreciate it. >> Just got Walmart. >> I I got socks in my locker. >> You better get socks to Walmart. >> We will. How's it going? >> How's it going, Gary? >> Good. >> I don't got Look at my bag. I'm sorry. Look at my bag. Make sure you have nothing else crazy. >> Go ahead. There's nothing in my bag. Look, Gary. >> There's nothing in my bag. >> You know, this would have just been a summon, right? Now you're going to jail instead. >> Probably not. >> I don't even know. >> So, we were just giving you a tick of the court date, but he took off on it and put us all through this. >> And if she gave back, probably not even there's nothing. There's nothing there. Look, take my bag. >> I told you. >> You gave the stuff back. >> You're under arrest. All right. >> No, it's 36 transporter and that's >> okay. We're going to get in this car right here. >> Yeah, I need I need to get stuff more anyway. >> Yeah, they'll they'll get you changed out the jail pretty quick. Okay, that way. >> He's earned this one. >> Hold up. Give me a ride. I got a ticket. >> She was charged with resisting arrest and shoplifting. >> Easily 80% of pity theft suspects could walk away with just a court date or a warning. But Detective Dale tells me that's rarely how it goes. Most of them managed to turn a simple shoplifting charge into a full-blown felony. All because they don't have a single cooperative bone in their bodies. These are the suspects that we are looking at today. If you're enjoying so far, hit the like button and subscribe to the channel for more. So far, we have seen suspects who have at least shown some remorse, but the worst ones are yet to come, as exemplified by our next suspect. >> Do I look like a >> This suspect treats a local supermarket like her own personal buffet, and becomes offended when it's time to pay. Get off. >> On July 16th, 2023 in Florida, police were called to a public store over a theft report. According to store management, a woman had helped herself to 18 soup cups filled with various soups, grabbed five boxes of chicken and several bags of chips, and began eating the food right there in the store. When asked for the payment, the staff discovered that the only thing she brought to the store that day was an appetite. >> Good morning. >> Filled light 10 things up for soup. >> Oh, put her hand in every box of chicken that we had. So, we hadn't. >> She didn't have any money to pay for any of those. >> Go get her. >> So, she can't pay for the soup. We like to press charges cuz she ate it all. Oh, hey guys. I'm leaving right now. I just But after I paid for the food, of course. >> You going to pay for the food? >> Yeah, but they won't charge my phone and I have Apple Pay because the other ones I went in 5 to >> No, >> there's a thousand of us. >> Oh, we're going to Colonial Bad Boy. No. >> Okay. >> Is that I was paying for this with Apple Pay and I didn't know my phone was dead. and I have the money to pay for it. And they were like, I hate real bad. They were harassing me. It's all over the surveillance. I promise you on God. And then this one right here with bigger glasses is essentially stem. >> So ma'am, are you saying you need your phone charged right now to pay? Is that what you're telling us? >> So if we charge our phone, you going to pay? >> What kind of phone do you got? >> Apple iPhone 146. edition. >> You can do it for me. >> Yeah. >> You got a telephone charger >> 600. You buy the triple C for me and then I'll trade you some for it. Which one are you buying for me? >> I'm not buying anything for you. >> Oh, I get to buy the charger and then they >> No, you get No. No. >> They have a charger. >> They're going to loan you a charger temporarily to charge your phone hopefully. >> And they said no. They said they said you're going to 33rd. And I was like, what? How do you know about 33rd? Did I see you in there? And she was like, "Yeah, cash me outside." I was like, "What?" >> Okay. All right. >> Who is the charger back then? >> Taker. >> Take her. What does take her mean? I've got to pay for it. You can't take me to 30. >> No, I did not. >> We got to try otherwise it's not going to fly with state attorney all the time. That's why I got a class action lawsuit because already >> I have a feeling it's not going to end up working out. So, but we got to we got to try. Pull up. Blow up. Why did she take my phone? >> Why? >> How are you supposed to charge it? >> I don't want her. She said there's no way to charge it. I want her I don't want her DNA on my phone. What am I going to do if I have her DNA on my phone and she steals the phone from me and I walked out right now and she knows 33rd for life. >> Ma'am, you said that you want to get your phone charged so you can pay for the stuff you just said. She lied to you on camera on your said there's no charges. Then she said there is >> Do you have an ID or driver's license on you so 185 torch away? I never got it back. But >> okay. >> How much does she owe? >> The chips, too. >> $3. >> All of that. >> You opened every single one of these. >> She put her hand in every single one of these boxes. No, that she opened that. >> All these open. >> Some of them are not. >> I'll tell you what, the ones that are not open, we'll just get rid of them. >> The ones that she has opened and touched something, we'll just get a charter for those. The woman had plenty of lies to tell and officers saw right through them. She suddenly wanted to pay before getting cuffed. And who were the officers to deny her the chance to try every payment method known to mankind? >> What's your first name? >> I'm a YouTuber and it's >> What's your What's your first name? >> Dasty. Dasty. >> Uh, how many more things in soup? >> How many things of soup total? >> I think it's going to be like eight things of soup. >> What's your date of birth? Dynasty Robertson. >> It's 21946. >> So, ma'am, just confirm we do have the money on your account to pay for it. >> I sure do. But I can't see it right now until the charge comes up. >> Okay. Hold on. It looks like it's probably going to be over $100. >> Oh, over $100. That's great. >> Okay. As long as $100, that's fine. >> Yeah, but they they were acting like it was going to be $500,000. Like, >> no, I don't I don't think the the bills generally go up that high. You never told me until they harassed me until you guys got here after said it was going to pay and it didn't offer me in charge until I got here. >> Robersonson. R O B E R S O N. >> That's correct. >> Where are you from? >> I'm from the kingdom. >> What state is that? >> Guyana. G U Y A N A. >> How long have you been in the United States? >> Um I'm I can be deported at any time. So I've only been here for about 2 weeks. >> You've been in the United States for two weeks from Guyana. >> That's correct. Any more questions? >> You don't have an accent? That's interesting. >> Wow. Isn't that how it is for wife, too? >> Usually that's how long I'm going to let go. >> Oh, really? You've been to Guyana before? >> No, but I know Gy people. >> Oh, you know Gian people, but you have not been to Guyana? >> I've not been just like you. >> See, they always do this. That's why I've trespassed off like 90% of Orlando because they always think that I'm not pay for stuff. Do I look like a bro? Like, you know what I mean? >> So, what year did you say you were born? Uh, and would you like to pause, rewind, and then play again because this is all recording on your Axon where I went. >> So, you said 1946, I believe. >> Yeah. So, I should ask. >> So, because I don't think that's accurate cuz that would put you at like 70 years old. >> No, put me 77 actually. >> Okay. Are you 77 years old? >> That's why I have silver hair. See, I think a 21. Oh, >> you look great for your age. >> Oh, thank you so much. >> The whole counter was filled with soups. She was just ladling in and out. >> Yeah. And she kept going. I'm like, "Well, at this point, we have to say something to her cuz we can't keep letting her filled up." So then when she asked her, she said that she'll feed the homeless with a $25,000 check that she's got. So I'm like, "Man, if you pay on a check, I can't take a check from the mouth." She was like, "I never said that. I'm paying with cash." >> I don't know why, but I have a feeling Apple Pay is not going to work. That's just my professional opinion. Um >> then she just thought, "Oh, if I touched it, you can't sell it." And just every boxes of the other boxes. >> So, okay. So, she consumed something out of each one of these boxes, though. Perfect. >> Yes, they are. >> Turn it on. >> There you go. >> All right. We got just enough juice. Let's pull up this Apple Pay. >> What happened? It came up. >> Yeah. I told you I had back. Okay. >> Well, you have a rung up. >> Think charged up. >> Come on. Let's go. Let's back up here. We're going to pay. >> Okay. >> If you want to go to one of these fine individuals >> and I'm pretty sure they can ring you out and we'll get you and get you the boost. You technically paid for it now. >> Exactly. Okay. [Music] >> Yeah. Turn. Turn. Turn it. No. Otherwise, keep going. No. No. Other way. There you go. >> Are you able to walk, ma'am? >> No. >> How did you make it into the store? >> I I barely knew it. A >> [ __ ] >> All right. Go that. >> No. No. Other way. Other way. Other way. >> Where's the mirror? You guys follow me. Oh my god. >> Where did you see? >> Which one are we going to be at? >> Now she's starting to sound like us. >> Right here. Right here. >> Right here. >> Right there. 19265. Is that what you said? You said 192. >> Yeah, that's exactly what I said. 195. All right, let's try and see which car line. >> So, if you're having trouble Oh. Oh, you got Oh. Oh, got >> I'm sorry. What was that? >> Hold on. Please wait. Please wait. >> I'll throw that. >> Oh my goodness. >> Let's try another one. Don't worry. Don't worry. >> If you want to use a combination, that's also allowed. Is it okay if I call a friend real quick to my banker and she send you out? Is that okay? >> What you got to do? >> All right. I like that. Not. There we go. >> Oh, approved. >> Approved. >> Wow. >> How about that? >> Oh, so that took $50 off. >> All right. Oh, now we going to get uh another 142. >> We'll try the Apple Pay again. Now that it's less, maybe the Apple Pay will take a little more. >> I think that card's going to be depleted. So, we can try another card. >> I don't know. It keeps more people on live right now cuz they're live adding stuff to my cash app. That's why it's going to say not when I hit 17 since they're watching me live and on your iPods cuz you guys are part two. Obviously, >> this woman took her sweet time testing out different cards. Luckily for officers, she made the whole drawn out process anything but dull. Her mobility chair may have helped her swipe half the store, but it wasn't going to help her roll past the consequences. No, you cannot hold on to this thing. >> We had one car with $50 and we have another car for $4. >> Really? So, we're getting >> we're getting there. >> The Medicaid card. >> All right, let's skip the Medicaid card. That's >> Let's try the uh >> won't work. >> No cash back. >> Yeah, there's no way getting out of this one anyway. >> The other one other one was working a little bit. >> Not cash back. Cash bag. >> Oh gosh. Let's try it one more time. >> Oh, really? >> You guys working on >> If you need to make a phone call and go do that, we got no problem. But we got to figure this out within a pretty short amount of time right now. Okay, no problem. >> Excuse me, sir. >> I'm just going to know I just found out how to pay it off and I have another card on here. So, I'm clearing this for $1,300 right now. >> I'm ready for you to wow me. >> And then once I do that, then I'm going to go buy a bunch of clothes and see more stuff on it as well. Okay. >> Well, let's pay for this food and we'll be done for the day. >> Hey, would you like some? Cuz I'm just going outside if you accidentally pick it up. Free food for you. >> Once you buy it, it's all yours. >> I know. It's yours, >> too. Do you have any checks on you? I don't use tracks. Do you use tracks? That's so bad. That's like an eight. >> I know, but idiots use checks. >> Yeah, that's a weird question. >> Stand up. We know you stand up. >> I can't. No, no, no. You can't do this to me. Let me get my cane at least, please. >> Kane's going to come with you. >> Come on. But we'll help you. We will get your cane. >> Let me get my cane. ABA. ABA. >> Okay. All right. All right. All right. Just give me a second. I got to get off this. My so fat. >> Let's go. How do you apply this? No. Why did they do that? Oh no. >> 911 911 after golf. Is >> there an emergency shut off for this? >> No. I'm going to 33rd. Who got my bail money on deck? It's for 13793 and they took off 50 and they're going to keep all the money and you're going to get free food and my iPhone. This is how it goes. And Latia and Porsche, thank you very much for making yourself viral cuz you fired for real. For real. Tell officer R. What's up, caller? I'm on the way. >> Get >> I can't wait to get locked up. I'll grab again cuz I'm 7:30 official. I'm crazy. >> All right, man. Let's go. >> Marie Cage, look at S85 on Snapchat. 6,000 subscribers. >> Yeah, man. Come on. There's kids. >> I don't care. Them kids. >> Okay. >> Hide your kids. Hide your lives. This is what we call this how we do it on Sunday night. Free chicken for everyone. >> I've never gave somebody to record right now. That's my mom. She never showed up like she tough. They don't like it when we do that. >> Last time people $30,000 right now. >> All right. So, look inside the car, right? >> So, I can so I can bomb myself at my m I'll break you off. I'll you out. >> Almost. Give me a second. >> Okay. Thanks, sir. >> Please, please, please, please. I'm having hot flashes. >> Okay. >> She was charged with pettit theft and misuse of 911. If you think this suspect was ridiculous, wait till you meet the last one who thinks she's in a sitcom. >> What is this? The smallest key in the world for >> my heart. Being a nature nut does not mean that you drive law enforcement nuts with your shenanigans, but explain that to this suspect who has a questionable explanation for her behavior. >> It's a closed business. >> I was back here with my frog. >> Why? >> Because I'm a nature nut. >> Nature nut. >> On March 18th, 2025, officers in Florida responded to a report of a woman allegedly attempting to steal a vehicle. When officers arrived, she hid inside a playground, thinking she was being sneaky. Too bad she forgot to turn off her cell, which ultimately rang and gave away her hiding spot. >> Next slot. Is that next lot? >> Yes, that's fine. Yes, that's fine. >> Okay. All right. So, I want you to read it. Okay. Make sure you fully understand it. Walk the back of the plan walking towards the and then walk towards the school. >> Dark fence hood animals throw things over the fence toys over the fence into the next one. Yes. >> You can agree with that. >> Uh-huh. >> Okay. I need you to raise your right hand. >> I need to think first. I do hair. I don't do this all day. >> Raise your right hand. You swear and affirm that this is a truth. The whole truth. Nothing but the truth. understand that a false police report is a misdemeanor charge. >> Yes. >> Okay. So, I need you to sign your name right here. Today's date is the 10th. Okay. I'll go ahead and put the date in for you. >> Close. Right. And two of you are protecting a close in the back. >> Stop resisting. Stop. Resist. >> Pretty clear instructions here. [Applause] >> Stop. Stop pulling your hand. >> Almost. [Applause] [Applause] Stand up. >> Madison, you can come over. [Applause] >> In the back. [Applause] >> Why? Why all that extra stuff? >> Get my frog. >> Getting your what? >> My frog. >> Getting your frog. >> What does that mean? >> My pet frog. I take him out once in a while. >> Is there anything sharp on you? >> Anything sharp on you? >> What's your name? on traffic. >> What's your name? [Applause] >> Julie and you want to be called Julie. >> This woman had a comeback for everything the officers said, not knowing she's most likely going to spend the night in jail. On the bright side, she stayed cooperative afterward, probably because she'd burned through all her energy during the arrest. I'm going to go by the back tire here. [Music] All right, Julie. Is there anything sharp on you? Needles, anything. All right. You understand that? Now, face me. Look me. You have dirt all over your face. I'm taking it off. Listen, I don't know what you had going on. >> I don't know what you were doing before I got here. But what's done is done. Now we got to go through this process. >> I've been through this process. So, I'm not talking to anyone and do whatever you need to do. You guys are going to do it anyway. >> Yeah. I was just going to talk talk to you about all that. >> You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may use evidence against you. You ever talk to an attorney, have him or her with you now anytime during questioning. You cannot afford an attorney. Won't be appointed to represent you. If anytime you wish to stop talking to me or have an attorney present, one question will be stopped at your request. You understand these rights? You understand these rights? Fair enough. We don't have a female deputy work the night. Spread your feet, please. Spread your feet, please. If you want to make this a miserable experience, that's entirely up to you. We don't have to be. >> I think the lizards do a good job of that. >> The lizards do a good enough job of it. >> Keep your foot where it is. >> You know what I'm talking about. >> Yeah. And it's lizard. You know what we do? >> You guys just don't run out of tricks. >> Did I tell you get inside yet? >> Change cars. [Applause] >> Surround people. >> Go ahead and sit down in there, please. [Applause] So when we got back there, um, Sergeant had her on the >> We want to try to get a hold of this. >> What's up? >> Do we want to get a hold of this? >> I haven't heard any reason to. >> No, no, I haven't either. I'm just asking a question. >> We didn't. >> No, no. Mine my handle placed on her shoulder blades to >> to control the front cuffed. Come on out of the car, please. Face the car. Now again, I don't have any female deputies, so I can't even offer. You want to spread your feet, please? >> Spread your feet. >> We already did that before and she wouldn't she wouldn't pay attention. >> No. replace the whole if >> there's anything you did have written in there. >> This is all recorded in the camera. So, I'm hoping you're not doing it. >> I don't see anything inside. >> Okay. >> Did you eat something just now that you would need a medical team for some reason? >> Her cooperation lasted as long as a cheap battery because the moment officers asked what she was doing in the playground, she didn't have a single sensible answer. Instead, she doubled down and kept mouththing off, digging herself into an even deeper hole. >> There's this. Okay. Right here. >> What's that? Safety pin with a key. >> There's that. >> You can take it if you want. I don't think it's a big deal. >> These are witches. >> I don't know what that means. Is this a big deal? >> No, it's just kind of funny. What is wrong with >> Nothing about this is funny. Nothing. >> A little bit. Do you want that key, bud? >> Yeah. >> Okay, we'll get it in a minute. >> Is it paper clipped on there or >> Yeah, it's just clipped on there. >> What is this? The smallest key in the world for >> my heart. >> Key for your heart. It's coming up on Valentine's Day. >> She's got a small little uh key. >> Smallest key I've ever seen in my life. >> Little safety key pin to her. >> Adorable key. >> See, my frog and I, we can't afford a a house. >> Wait a second. >> So I >> This would make sense. Is this your frog's key? Is that why it's so small? >> That's exactly. >> Hold that. >> Are we good, man? >> No. I just want to finish. No problem. >> What? What is the purpose of this to see how big? >> What is the purpose of this? >> It's not that unfortunately. >> Go ahead and take your shoes off. >> That is your procedure. >> Yes, ma'am. Please take your shoes off. Your shoes aren't coming off. >> Please take your shoe off, ma'am. >> Shoes are coming off. Take them off or I can take them off. It's up to you. >> Take your shoe off, ma'am. Take your shoe off, ma'am. >> All right. Sit down then. >> Sit down. >> Sit down. Sit down. >> She is a scrapper. >> I'm not a scrapper. This is a new procedure that I've never seen in my entire life. >> That's fine. to his gra. >> Anything else new I should know about? >> You'll find out. >> Um >> I don't want to find out in a police brutality kind of way. >> Well, everything's being recorded. >> Brutality kind of. >> Everything is on camera, ma'am. >> Closed business. >> I was back here with my frog. >> Why? >> Because I'm a nature nut. >> Nature nut minus the nature part. >> And I would prefer if you guys just gave me the electric chair. if you guys plan on doing anything, you know, outrageous. >> So, you're afraid of police brutality, but you want us to elect you? >> That's exactly what I'm calling. >> Um, I don't think we need to put those shoes back on. All right. You want to >> You want to hop back when we get there? >> I can the frog and then you can give me the electric chair. >> No, ma'am. >> Do you know what I did two days ago? >> There was no telling crane. The crane's on the side of the the the highway. >> Why' you do that? >> I clearly I'm a dangerous person behind a closed business. Was this crane trying to get your frog? Can you defend me? >> I mean, it's possible. Anything's possible. Anything's possible. I'm really not comfortable. >> Okay. Can you get back in the car, please? >> Nothing extra. You got >> Please get back in the car. >> You guys have my wallet. Why don't you I'll pay for a cab to the police station. This is all very extremely scary. >> You can get in the car >> and overwhelming. >> You can try back in, please, ma'am. >> This way we don't have to stand in front of you. Once you're in the car, we'll close the door and you'll be all by your lonesome. >> Just two of you is too much. Just two. And there's still how many? 1 2 3 4 five. >> Five. And how many cars? >> Please get >> Yes. >> You going to stand right here for me? >> Sure. >> I'm going to ask an issue in [Applause] >> 228. >> She was charged with burglary and resisting arrest without violence. >> Do you think these suspects will ever take their lives seriously? Share your thoughts in the comments. If you enjoyed this video, show support by liking and sharing it with a friend. For more Cupcam videos, subscribe to the channel and turn your notifications on to never miss another update. Most importantly, stay safe.