You're being arrested. Yes, sir. For what? Because you urinated on a table while people were eating. Oh. Ah, no. Yeah, we kind of frown upon that. Now, I'm going to have to fight this one. You notice, right? Well, that's what courts for, sir. What I need you to do right now is go ahead and take off your shoes and your socks for me. And I pissed where you pissed on a table while people were eating. No. No, I did not do that unless you have documented information on that. Take off the shoes or else I'm going to assist you, sir. Keep this. Make sure you keep this. I'm going to ask you one more time. Trying to abuse me in America. That's a cracker right there. We appreciate you not using racial terminology, sir. Yeah. Deep South crackers. Why man could say it, too? What's this key to, sir? That's your mother's house. Really? Your mother sucked me thick. I'm sure your mother would be very proud to hear you speak like that. Mother loves me. Go ahead and stand up. We're going to step right in here, sir. Going right over here. Put your arms down. Put your hands down by your side. Oh, now we do a soldier, baby. You don't know anything about the military, sir? Oh, yes, I do. Really? What branch of service were you in? What do you mean? Exactly.