Do not let her jump off this boat. I will not. Don't you worry. Uhhuh. Uhuh. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Don't let God damn it. On August 27th, 2023, officer Sergeant and SAP were dispatched to a boat in Key West, Florida, where a woman had snuck onto a vessel, assaulted a captain's wife, then jumped off the boat with a bottle of whiskey. Little did the officers know, but they passed the woman treading water on the way to the vessel. Where is the person in the water? That one right there with the brown biminy on the top. She's on that boat now. Yeah. Okay. I threw a jacket. Okay. She came in my girlfriend. Jump off the boat. Okay. Well, I'm officer Sergeant. This is Lieutenant S. Was Did you Do you know her personally or? Yeah, we have a we have a thing up against her already. So, like a restraining order kind of situation? Uh, not restraining order, but no trespassing. No trespassing. Yeah. Okay. So, that's why I call him in. No, I don't know who dropped it off. I never seen the guy. She's been trespassed against your boat. Uh, maybe two months ago, maybe three months ago. Okay. You have uh you have any paperwork for that? Uh, no, I don't know. All right. Which boat is she on? Uh, I think she with the brown bimney on the top with the brown bimney. Yeah. Okay. All right. Just stand by. All right. The lady allegedly swam to that trwler over there with a brown bimney. I haven't gone over there yet. I'm trying to figure out what the heck's going on. We see her swimming. We'll go pick her up. All right. So, what happened? Start from uh from the beginning. Uh I'm just packing on my boat. We're moving. Just filled the boat getting, you know, cleared out. No one drops her off. I had a trust pass off here before and she just proceeded to come on in and then she went in downstairs. I waited to call 911 and uh she came downstairs, you know. Okay. She's been trespassed from this sailboat and she whatever reason came on board today. Yeah. I had someone dropped her off and I don't even know the guy. Some old gentleman. I'm like what are you doing? Like get off. And here she comes. Okay. She did not. All right. Did you get any paperwork for that trespass? I never did, but uh uh Key West Police Department. Okay. And they told me to take videos that one day. She was on the phone. I came back, took videos, emailed them to do all that. Okay. They didn't they didn't like give you a cop. Did they give you a copy of the offense number or anything like that? They give you a business card. They give me a card. Do do you have that card still? Sometimes they write the number on the back. Grab your ID as well. Uh you want to arrest it. Jeff. Jeff. Yeah. Jeff. Jeff. Uh Jeff. Hang on. Jeff James. Jeff James. Yes. Jeff James. I knew I knew you. Do you know Melissa personally? Well, yeah. She's just kind of a reoccurring issue for you guys. Oh, yeah. She's been a reoccurring issue. Not with just Okay. So, she's kind of that's her claim to fame unfortunately. Ma'am, what's your name? Melissa. Melissa, I've actually had a run in with her as well before. As soon as I saw I was like, "Ah, I know who you're talking about." See, I'm almost positive her name is Melissa Gordon called me. Had a run in with her with USPD on a liboard in Garrison Bite like Yeah. about like uh right when I started. So, she's giving me incorrect information. I'm almost Well, Trevor knows her as Melissa Gordon. Her last time we interacted, she wouldn't even tell us her last name. Her name her name was only Melissa and QSPD arrested her. So, I'm assuming they dealt with it at the jail. But she's notorious for not giving proper identity and that kind of thing. Jeff, you got like guns like that on board? No, no, I'm good. No guns on board? No weapons? I have a couple guns. On board? Yeah. Okay. Stash away getting ready to go in here at the move. All right. Well, I'm here to help you right now. So, don't don't bring your guns out. You hear me? All right. Amberly, you're saying she attacked you, right? Like physically. Okay. And did you want to press charges? Oh, [ __ ] yeah. Okay, sounds good. We'll take care of that. Like I said, we're trying to solidify her information like driver's license number, all that stuff. So, we're just getting that in the process. All right. I need to cross over so I can go talk to her. Melissa. Yes, sir. I'm Lieutenant Sap. Nice to meet you with Florida Fish and Wildlife. Nice to meet you. All right. Tell me what happened. I'm a Okay. What' you do to up that man? Okay. What happened today? It's first time I've been outside on the Gulf of Mexico in a month and a half. Okay. Why is that? I have a warrant for my arrest. They're trying to charge me with a felony for trying to get paid. You have a warrant for your arrest right now? What's the warrant for? Burglary. Burglary. Okay. All right, we'll deal with that in a minute. All right, let's go over your name and date of birth again and keep in mind 3082 8:30 82 birthdays on Wednesday. I'm going to be 41. It's a super blue moon. It happens one every hundred years. All right, so 8:30 1982 is your birthday, correct? Your first name is Melissa. M E L I S A. Yes, sir. And how do you spell your last name? G O D I N. G O D I N D I N. Okay. What happened today, Melissa? Why did you go swimming in the water? What happened? I missed it. Keep yourself covered up. We got bunch of gentlemen around here. What happened? Whatever she said happened. I haven't even spoke to her yet. I I really haven't haven't gotten her story yet. I talked to Jeff a little bit, but What do you say? Well, I need you to tell me what happened, though. I've been locked up inside the house for a month and a half. Where? Where? Where have you been locked up at? I did it to myself. I was taking a break. Like, were you locked up on one of these boats? Were you on land? What? Okay. All right, Melissa, just sit tight for just a second. I'll be right back. Call me, collect your thoughts. Okay, she is signal 99. Okay. What's the story in between her and and what happened? All right. Well, there as far as today, what happened? Okay. She hit you. Where' she hit you at? Right here. [Music] Okay. Uh, do you have any kind of tried to steal a couple bottles of whiskey? All right. Do you have any marks on your head? Anything like that? No marks. Okay. Um, I'm trying to get a copy of the trespass warning for your boat. All right. That's with Key West PD. It's a different agency, so I'm trying to pull that from them right now. She does have an active warrant, so she's going either way. Uh, do you want to press charges for the for the battery? It's okay. Um, it's all right. It's all right. So, let me uh let me take I'm gonna need to take a picture of your forehead where she struck you at. Okay. What did she hit you with? She So, she punched you right above your your left eyebrow. Okay. Okay. Amberly, can I ask a favor for you? Since we have a a naked lady on our hands and I don't have any clothes to give her, do you have like a shirt and a pair of shorts? It's just something I can cover up with. Dude, everything I got already packed. I I know, man. I got I got to take her to jail naked. Yeah. Well, it won't be the first time. So, the answer to that is I [ __ ] All right. It's okay. Yeah. See? See? It's okay. It's okay. It's all right. So, she was over there just treading water when y'all rolled up. Yeah. She was uh I must have went right by her like right where that white boat is. Big one. She was like maybe 20 yards off that white. We came We came right through there, too. I didn't see her. I got here 5 seconds before you did. Yeah. All right. All right. All right. At this time, I can't find the trespass paperwork. Okay. Um, no big she has a warrant, so I don't have to worry about She's going either way. She's going either way. And we have a uh assault charge as well. So, she she's facing multiple charges and she misidentified at the I don't know. I don't know. Oh, my my people checked and they said they couldn't find anything. I gave them the registration for the boat. I gave them the name. I gave them her name. All right. So, may or may not have gotten filed. Um I know they have they've had issues with her before. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not her first rodeo. As soon as she's done, um secure all her [ __ ] You go over there 10:15. Cover her up as best we can and ride with them over there. and I'll go ahead and give the jail heads up what's coming in. Okay, so just to confirm, somebody dropped her off on your boat. We we're not sure who. She came down, words were spoken, she p she punched you above the left eyebrow. And after that, you did what? We grabbed her. Okay. No, I pulled off her, you know, and then she Okay. Then I call 911, you know, let free assault there. She jumped in the water like you jacket. Yeah. So once you lay hands on somebody, that's battery. Assault is like verbally saying you're going to do something. Batter is when you lay hands on somebody. So she battered you. So technically Yeah. Oh, she tried to steal off the counter. Jeff took it from her, ran to the other boat, threw a bottle of whiskey in the water, grabbed a twisted tea, and jumped in. Whiskey floated. So, she's got a warrant for arrest already. She's going to be charged with battery and she's going to be charged with providing false information to law enforcement because she misidentified herself to me. So, she's got a couple charges on top of the warrant. You won't be seeing her tonight. All right. Got everything you need to ride over there, right? I mean, you're just going to ride with them. Got handcuff handcuff? Yep. Those two. Do not let her jump off this boat. I will not. Don't you worry. I'm going to jail. Yes, ma'am. I know you're trying to stay decent, but I'm trying. No worries. All right. So, I'm going to have you face away from me. All right. Put both hands behind your back. I know the towel is going to be here. Enjoy them. Okay. All right. Sorry. I know the towel is kind of easy. Go. It's all right. Here, let go. Let go of my hand. Keep your other hand behind your back for me. Keep your other hand behind your back. Thank you. All right. You need to kind of move your hand away from your back. I know you're trying to hold the towel. No, that's the hand, ma'am. She's stupid. Ma'am, it's this hand. I need you to move away from your back so I can get cough around your wrist. Ma'am. Uhuh. Uhuh. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Don't let God damn it. Bring her in. Stand up. Watch my neck. Just stand up. Watch. Get your hands off my breast. Yeah. I'm just trying to stand you up. That is all. Easy. I'm not [ __ ] around with you anymore. Hands behind your back. I tried to be nice to you. You want to act like a dumbass now. I don't give a [ __ ] if you're covered up or not. That's not how you want to act. Nor do I. [Music] You just added another charge too without. Congratulations. For what? Or is that your last name? Without violence. Lock down. Yep. Sit the down. Yes, sir. Sit on the floor. Jump in the water. Get this over with so I can get the [ __ ] out of here. Good luck with that. How long you've been stuck here? Stuck here? I don't call it that. I do. I don't. I do. I hate Key West. I love the Gulf of Mexico, but I hate Key West. And again, I just swam in the current for an hour and a half. So, I'd rather be buried in a snow bank. I can't even go to the Atlantic Ocean on this godforsakening rock. It stinks. It sucks. It's nasty. I hate Key West. I thought I was going to like a hippie beach community. But I'm glad I met you, ladies and gentlemen. Made me appreciate life a little bit more and what my service, ladies and gentlemen, do for us. For real. Thank you. I was a coward. I was taught to have kids, so that's what I did. So, thank you. I am biochemical engineering. Raised a child with autism by myself for 17 years. Have a linebacker beat the out of you every day with a broken neck. Break your neck and then continue beating you. 6' tall, 265 lbs with rage that's undeniable. She's going to trip over. already been adjudicated guilty for I mean six times arrested naked in the US. Well, apparently not not getting the message. You shouldn't be doing that kind of stuff. The way God intended. You guys need our help with anything else? You guys good? No, that's good. We'll we'll be here doing paperwork. Bail's 250 250 250 bucks, guys. Your bail for your warrant is But now you have four new criminal charges coming. So, for what? Number one, you misidentified yourself to me. You spelled out your last name. I have an alias. Bam. I don't care what your alias is. I asked you what your name was. I don't care what they call you on the street. When the law enforcement officer asks you for your name, that means they want your name. Stuck a lady in the forehead. That's battery. Who? You resisted arrest. No, this to prove it. So, oh, you're audible. I'm so tired of this [ __ ] I'm going to sueing Monroe County. Are you threatening me right now? Cuz that's another charge if you are. And you're state law enforcement. That is correct. That's sad. Well, I mean, you could get caught by us. I guess it is. I hate being sober. I hate the food in this place. Hey. Hey. Hey.