car. Why are you getting out of the car? Step back. Step back. Step back. I did not tell you to get out of the car. Walk to the back of your car. Walk to the back of your car. Walk to the back of your car. Walk to the back of your car. To the back to the back of your car. Turn around. That's what we're paid for. Okay. Turn around. Do not reach into your bag. I will taze you if you reach into your bag. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Place your hands behind your head. Place your hands behind your head. Place your hands behind your back. Place your hands. You're driving off the side of the roadway. You didn't use your turn signal and you're speeding when you passed me. Okay. I've ordered you multiple times to turn around and place your hands behind your head. Now turn around. And put your hands behind your head. No. Put your hands behind your head. Are you an adult? Okay. You're an adult and you can do this yourself. Look, ma'am, I don't want to hurt you, but if you don't listen to me, I'm going to have to. I will have to if you don't listen to me. Place your hands behind your head. Are you a little pumped up? Why are you squeezing my hands so hard? Because you keep not listening to me. Stop, please. Stop. Okay. Well, you smell like alcohol, too. Maybe that's why you're swerving all over the road. Yeah. I don't need to call Dennis for Well, why don't you? Because I don't need to. Well, you might have to. What does he have to do with this traffic stop? Uh if really cuz if you take me to jail, it might uh Yeah. Well, blow. Go ahead. Let me blow. You're joking. How long have you been in the force? What year are we at? You're bro, you're new. Okay. You're so new. I'm seventh generation American. You probably aren't even born Please, please, please stay. Stay. Uh well, you're talking to me like a dog. Stay or what, dude? Okay, well, I've given you orders as a normal human and you don't seem to respond to that. You're talking to me like I'm an animal, like a dog. Sit. Stay. Like look at your hand pressing on me, bro. You can't touch me. I'm not a criminal. I don't have drugs on me, dude. I don't have any pot any Okay. Stop. Stop. car. No, it's Stop. Stop. Please call your supervisor. No. Why? Because I don't need to. Call your supervisor. I don't need to. I think you do. Do you have anything else on you? No, I don't. What kind of police state is this, dude? I [ __ ] hate this, man. You're not Are you really? Yeah, you're going to jail. Going to jail for what? Can I get my purse? No. Resisting? Yes. I'm going to jail for resisting. When you don't listen to me. out of my purse so I can make bail? Sit down. Holy [ __ ] Are you serious? you're going to jail. For what? First off, you're drunk and you're driving a car. drunk and driving. Let me Let me blow. Be that as it may, you're resisting. Can I blow? No, not right now. I know my rights. Okay, fantastic. Well, one of your rights is right to remain silent. I suggest you do that right now. Can I at least tell my boyfriend know to come pick me up? No, he can call him at the jail. Put your feet up. I don't know his phone number. My phone's dead. What's your name? John, okay? I need you to put your feet in the car. sure I'm not a criminal? You can't just take me like this. I can, actually. and a job. Like please. Okay. talk? Can we have a talk? Can we have a talk? Yep. Can my purse is Yep, I'll get it. Can we have a talk? Please don't take me to jail. Are you serious? Yes, you're going to jail, Darla. Can you get all the money out of my my my my in the car. I need I need you to put your feet to make bail, bro. Please, can you get my money? Okay. So, please. I'm a good outstanding citizen. I'm a mother of three. I'm a member of this community. I work for Del Rio. Like, I'm trying to do real estate. Trying to do better in my life. I'm not drunk. I'll blow for you. Like, I'm good. It's just pan- It's You scared me. I'm not going to lie. Um I've been dating this guy that lives here for about 6 months. Um Yeah, we just got in a fight. And I was coming here to get my stuff. Okay. And his name is Scott. Scott what? So, you can actually come in with me to get my stuff. We just got in a big fight and I'm moving out. Okay, well, your response to all of this was not correct. Well, I'm I tried to pull you over way back there when you turned and then you you kind of up with me and I'm coming to get my stuff. Yeah, but when I have my lights on and then I put the siren on and you speed away from me. see you. Okay. Well, I'm sorry. I had the music up and I'm crying. He just broke up with me at the get gas station. We went to Winn-Dixie. Mhm. Our office. We work for them. Next to the liquor store. And he was like, "It's over." And I was coming to get my stuff. Okay. Well, the thing is your response to everything that just happened, I have to take you to jail. Can I at least get my wallet so I can pay to get out of jail? Yeah, I'm bringing your purse and your hat and stuff. wallet's in my glove box. In your glove box? There's a wallet. Okay. So, for right now, you're definitely at least tell him like to come get me cuz I don't want to walk from Q S? I thought you guys just broke up. He's going to come pick you up. I'm sure if I'd hope so. Okay. So, you smell like alcohol, too. be stuck in Q S and I'm either going to be walking or I would hope that you would let him know to come pick me up. I would hope he'd come pick me up. Okay. We'll let him know. Okay. Can I have my wallet? From my glovebox? Yep, I'll go get it. Thanks. If all she passes that's what I see then Holy [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Damn, I need to check the glovebox. I'm getting sloppy. I don't want it to like blow away. Yep. Hey, you know it's tax time and I have three kids. It I have three kids and I got back tax I was going to say that's a lot of 20s. You're making a public display. I didn't get to that. What? You go catch real bad guys, not like a mother of three trying to better herself. You're unreal. You make me want to buy an island on the [ __ ] way from this. Uh are you bipolar by any chance? No, I'm just I would I backed the blue till y'all made me black and blue and I don't touch people. Until we made you black and blue. Okay. So, what's your name? Deputy Lane. Deputy John Lane. I would give you my badge number, but we don't have badge numbers, so I don't I don't have one. That's ageist. How do you know I don't have seven kids? Maybe I have quintuplets. I'll make it out so she's not screaming in the back. Hello. Is that your girlfriend? It is. Okay. So, she's going to go to jail. For what? Well, she tried to run from me, and then she got out of her car and started coming towards me, and I gave her a lot of orders to go back to her car and turn around, and she wouldn't do it. Okay. I think we're done talking. If you don't understand how that's illegal. Do you have any other questions? I guess not. You guys did your job, huh? Yeah, she's going to go to Key West jail. What was she getting pulled over for? For a lot of different things that don't concern you. She's an adult. I get that, but she is my concern. So, you should always have Are you her lawyer? Are you a [ __ ] lawyer, dude? I'm not. I'm a police officer. Talk to me. I need to know have to. She's an adult. I get that. You see what she's doing right now, right? This is why she's going to jail. That's not illegal behavior. It is illegal. It's not. Knocking on the door is not illegal. If I tell you, with this badge and these lights on, if I tell you to back away from me, and you don't do it, crime committed. There has to be a crime committed for you to arrest somebody, right? Okay, on what suspect what crime did she commit for you to arrest Again, she's an adult. I don't need to explain this to You do. You do. By what what As a as an employee to me, you need to An employee to you? pay taxes, right? That's a good Scott Scott Scott we're done Scott we're done talking unless you want to go in the back of my car as well. It for what crime? Well, because I told you we're done talking right now. I'm doing an investigation. That's not legal to talk to you this way. Okay, well, you're standing in the middle of the street right now. So are you. You can't do that. Yeah, I know. I'm on a traffic stop. Oh my god. Oh my god. Dude, seriously you're pulling every bit what crime did she commit? Again, you're not her lawyer. She's an adult. need a lawyer right now. She needs to understand her rights as a basic human have to explain that to you. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. What crime did she commit? What I don't have to tell you that. Yes, you do. Then tell her that. I don't have to tell her that. Let me hear it. No. Yeah. I don't understand. You're not the deciding factor. You're no you're nothing involved in I'm just making sure her rights aren't violated. Okay. For doing what? But that for I need to understand why I'm sorry. This is hurting really bad. Can you just like like You're you're turning you're turning your hands on them. It's so tight. Can you unloosen it just a little bit, please? Okay, you need to stop kicking in the back of the car, please. It's this is really hurting my hands. I have a disability and can you please a little bit, please? I have lupus. Can you just loosen it up a little bit, please? Okay. Don't act like a little [ __ ] Don't act like a little [ __ ] For a public figure for a public employee Dude, again, what crime did she commit by getting out of her vehicle? All right, I think we're done here. I'm going to do a service see. Yeah, so we're towing the car, okay? So you can't go over to the car right now. Or what? Or I will put you in handcuffs. For what? For grand theft? I'm telling you not to go to the car right now because because we're towing it. Oh. That vehicle is seized now, okay? It's being towed. How? It was used in a crime, okay? I don't have to tell you that. She's a big girl, she's an adult. You're not her lawyer, you're not her father. acting like a child, dude. How old are you? 24? No, I'm I'm 16. I It sounds like it. What crime? So I can at least be informed know how many times I have to tell you that I don't have to tell you that. Because I don't have to tell you that. Let me hear you inform her of what crime she's being committed of. Again, I don't have to do that, either. Why not? Because I don't have to. You're not my boss. doing your jobs very well. Okay, then make a complaint. My name is Deputy Jonathan Lane. It's right here. I don't have a badge number, but if you'd like, I can give you my name on a business card. Yeah, I'll give you a business card with my name on it. You can call and complain if you would like. You got a card, too? Or you're not old enough yet? Can you stop stepping towards us? Or are you threatened? Yeah. In my business attire, are you threatened with know you, but I'm about to turn around. Yeah, okay. Good luck. You guys are so tough, dude. Oh, yeah. There you go. Tough guy. I see your hand shaking there. You do this often? Yeah? Yeah, I can tell. Cool. What crimes, dude? What crimes? Did you tell her what crime she's being arrested for? I did. Babe, did she tell you? Okay. Can you turn on the AC and turn Has she told you what crime she's being arrested The AC is on. Do you want the window Y'all ain't from around here. It's obvious. Thank you. The last guy who arrested me was Russian. The Russian dude. There was like a mattress You know the Russian guy? Oh my god. A mattress in the back? Holy [ __ ] dude. I Baby, bail me out of jail. Can you give me my wallet? REALLY? BABE, DON'T GET ARRESTED. [ __ ] GOD DAMN IT. [ __ ] Oh man, I'm going to court with this one. Bro, I [ __ ] hate the Keys. I never want to come back here again. And I hope y'all hear this on his body cam. Whoever's listening, yeah. You hear me? [ __ ] the Keys. 7 January 2019, I'm disappearing. I hate this place. [ __ ] County. [ __ ] County. [ __ ] this place. I hate it here. Help. God damn it. Please don't arrest my boyfriend cuz he has to come get me out of jail. I LOVE YOU, BABY. [ __ ] God Lord Jesus, help me. At least this man's going to help get me out of here. COME ON. I GOT TO PEE. I got to pee, bro. How come he got to go, but I couldn't? The [ __ ] the what that? OH MY GOD. YOU REALLY WANT TO? YEAH, it's true love. And we're going to have awesome makeup sex. We're going to have the best makeup sex when he breaks me out of jail, and we're going to get back together. Thank you guys so much. I'll think of you. I'm going to court on this one. Oh my god, he's [ __ ] taking my car out of a residential parking lot where my boyfriend lives. You got to be [ __ ] kidding me. Do you want me to wait? And let me get to only takes cash to get my car back. Are you serious, bro? You have to turn on some AC or let me go out of these [ __ ] bro. I'm I'm going to about to pass out. I have a disability. I am suing Monroe [ __ ] [ __ ] county. Uh that's it. That's it. We're done. We're done. This is a racket? This is a racket? They only take cash. No paper trail. You guys are They're on your [ __ ] paper. It's funny how quick he came, right? And then they only take cash when I go pick up my [ __ ] I can't I'm going to document this [ __ ] It's going all over the internet. You're famous. We are going to be famous, bro. I've been waiting for This is it. This is This is I'm going to stop. Let me just I'm going to I'm going to make you famous. You and your your homeboy. Yeah. You guys are rookies. You're going to learn today. I promise you. Bet. Unless I come up dead, y'all are going to be famous. I swear to God. What are we What are we waiting for? Take me to the jailhouse, please. I have to take a [ __ ] Let's go. Your boyfriend keeps coming outside WHO CARES? COME ON. LET'S GET WITH THE PROGRAM. WE'RE NOT DEALING with him, dude. You got to back up, buddy. They can take care of him. There's enough squad here. Come on. We're not violent offenders. You're about to taser me, dude. Just wait. I'm going to make you famous. I promise you. I promise you. I promise you. I'm a journalist. You don't know who I'm a journalist. You have [ __ ] with I've had enough. Take me to the jail, bro. What are we waiting for? [ __ ] [ __ ] county. We got an aggressive guy like inside. So it's taking us a little while and we might take him to jail a couple times, but if he comes out again, we're going to Do you bad guys to catch like murderers and rapists and drug dealers and bad guys? All of our tax dollars going on a a SINGLE MOM OF three that broke up with her boyfriend. All this time, what how long have you been spending on me? An hour and a half? How much tax dollars is that? GO CATCH BAD GUYS, LIKE bad guys, murders, rapists, killers, child mol- Go go get the good Go get THE BAD GUYS. I'M NOT IT. I'M NOT THE ONE, BRO. You're You're wasting resources on the wrong one. Oh, man. This is just great. But, thank you. Thank you for doing this. Maybe this needed to be done. Because I'm a journalist, I'm going to make a documentary shedding light on Mono County and their police state with the good old boys, especially here in Big Pine. This is the Uh, you, my man, you're going to be famous. It's good thing you're not from here. That's all I'm saying. I'm seventh generation Floridian, bro. I know everybody up and down. I'm so sick of this police state. I'm going to go get a private island. I would swim in Big Pine, for real, though. And I'm going to buy the biggest [ __ ] island in Get away from everybody, bro. Oh, I can't wait. Oh, [ __ ] I'm done. [ __ ] society, all this [ __ ] Uh. Go catch bad guys. You're a noob rookie who Bro, you're going to learn today, dude. You're a [ __ ] dick. Yeah. You Yeah, right. He weighs like half your size. Get the [ __ ] out of here. He's You pulled your taser on me first thing. You're a [ __ ] bro. [ __ ] [ __ ] And your boy's a [ __ ] too. You guys are both [ __ ] with badges. I want to talk to your supervisor. He can He can meet us at the sub station wherever you talk, but I do have a right to talk to a supervisor and I know I know my rights and I want to talk to a supervisor, so you have to do that. You have to I want to talk to a supervisor. I want TO TALK TO A SUPERVISOR. [ __ ] OH, you're scared of a 95-lb woman. Oh my god. YEAH, LET ME BLOW. DO THE TEST. COME ON. YOU [ __ ] NAZI. You're a Nazi. You are a Nazi. You're a [ __ ] Nazi. Nazi. You're a Nazi. [ __ ] it, bro. I'm suing. I hope you suffer and your family suffers the way I'm suffering and don't get treated correctly because this is [ __ ] [ __ ] dude. What goes around comes around. Karma's a [ __ ] bro. Keep smoking dip like a real man. And that was dip in that My arms are going to be black and blue. That'll be great for pictures. I will I'm The minute he bails me out, I will go to the lawyer. Like I'm going straight from the police station to a [ __ ] lawyers. I I'm going to sue you and your department and every I'm doing it dude. It's not your fault though. You're a rookie. I'll be feeling good about yourself. You're no fun.