What's the matter, officer? I got a bad back. Whose tag is Whose tag's on this car? My ex My ex-wife. Okay. Why is her tag on your truck? I send her the money every month. It's not registered to this truck. Don't even tell me that. I'm telling you, man. You got your license on you? Yes, sir, I do. Give me just a second. And you got the registration coming at home. Where you Where were you headed, buddy? Can I open the door? Yeah, go ahead. Lowe's. You're headed to Lowe's? Yeah. Lowe's? Where? Wrong way. Yeah, you're not even freaking close to Lowe's. I've only lived down here four years. I ain't been to Lowe's 10 times. Oh, where are you coming from? Oh, what the hell is I have to look at my phone? Anything in the car? I need to know about guns, drugs, bombs, dope. I got a 22 pistol right there in the seat. Okay. Well, don't grab. That's legal. I'm not [ __ ] No dope or nothing in the car? No, sir. You don't use drugs? No. Have you ever? I smoke weed. Yeah. Okay. I was going to ask Is there any weed in here? A couple roaches, maybe. That's Yeah, I thought I could smell some burn. I ain't going I ain't lying about nothing. Okay. So, when I search the car, am I going to find anything? No, you go to Cool. I can search it. I can search the car. So, what are these dope baggies in this cigarette pouch right here for? You use cocaine as well? No, no, no. I got uh six heart attacks. Okay. What does that have to do with the three baggies with the white the white substance in that cigarette pouch right there? Don't know. Hop out for me, Bubba. Yes, sir. Listen, man. I don't want to take you to jail, but if you're not going to be honest with me, man, you're going to go to jail. No. Okay. So, why don't you be honest with me? Okay. Is there any crack or cocaine in this car? You need to tell me. No, sir. Okay. Then what's in that? Whatever. I couldn't tell you there. I don't always have a truck. Okay. Cuz I don't believe that story to be honest. No, I can pee in a cup and all that. That doesn't do anything for me. See these little dime baggies? Yep. These aren't yours. Oh, yeah. Then are mine. I ain't going to lie. I had them for weed. Weed. There's nothing in them. I guess the white stuff I saw was like dust or something. Yeah, I've been cutting wood for the last 3 months. Have you ever used cocaine or anything? When I was about 19 years old. Okay. Anything in your pockets? money. Making sure I ain't got no pocket knife or nothing. Cigarette s 1429 to 279 would be my number. Lima, who you on the phone with, brother? Pardon me. Who are you on the phone with? No, I'm giving you the You asked me where I was talking to you. Oh, here. Walk back here for me. I've been paying this every freaking month. Yeah. I don't know what's going on, man. 300 West River Road. Yeah, sir. I got that property. Gotcha. Okay. I got property in Pomona Park. I'm cut down on my car. Holy crap. Yeah. Better than falling on me. Yeah, that's fair. I agree. I wouldn't want nothing to happen to you. That didn't sound good. Oh, like search pockets. Yeah, I got Dang. Was that much money? That ain't much. Good. It's mostly one. I'm pretty [Music] we'll put this back in your pockets here. Oh goodness. Can I cut my phone or something right up? Yeah, of course, man. I had it in different pockets. No, you're fine, brother. I ain't legal to possess money. Like I said, I wish I had some money. Pretty close to the first of the month, so that's the only reason I got it. Oh, I got you. I'm getting caught up on my project. Here, walk up here with me. Will you stand in the front of the truck? Okay. I got this truck there a couple months ago. You're not a convicted felon or nothing, are you? I've never been arrested in my life. Good. Yeah, you do got these little dime bags everywhere. Well, you stand them in the at the store one time and it blew all over the place. Stand at the front for me. I ain't never cleaned the truck out. Oh, yeah. I bought it from a gentleman that own the truck. Stunk bad. I just sprayed the seats on it. All I did Is this closed or open right here? To be honest with you, I'm not sure. Your guess is as good as mine. See if I there go. I I mean, yeah. Thank you. 1429 99 on a signal zero. You tell me where is 500 0 574170. Uh looks like a Ruger 229. Yeah, there's your roach. I told you I didn't lie about it. No, you didn't. I knew I could smell it. bought and I lost my floor when I got Yeah. What kind of pipe is this? Not a clue. I hadn't been in a truck. That's a methamphetamine pipe, sir. I've had two car jacks. I ain't smoking no meth. Well, it looks like you are. There's your weed. Listen, man. Is there any meth in here? Just be real with me, brother. I'm I'm serious. Has a heart attack. No. Listen, this is a meth pipe, okay? Yeah, there's methamphetamine in that, okay? So, if you would just be honest with me, I will help you out. I But if you do not be honest, man, I'm a being totally honest. I'm not playing with you guys. There's no meth. When was the last time you smoked meth? Yes. Is there any chance I'm going to find meth in this car? No, there isn't. Are you sure? Yes. How sure are you? Very good. All right. Well, I would have nothing. I'm surprised in there. So, you smoked methamphetamine yesterday. Use any other kind of drugs? 3134. Yeah, it's it's good. What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] was that? You got a fire with 1429. What the hell was that? Start uh fire. Something just exploded in this truck. I'm 77. It went off on me. I don't know what it was, but yeah, 77 for now. I think that was airbag. [Applause] What the [ __ ] was that, man? Hey, come here. Now, put your hands behind your back. I don't know what the [ __ ] that was, man. I got screwed. Which way? [ __ ] sit right there. [ __ ] I honestly don't know what the hell that was. It's nasty smelling. Can you put them in the front? No. [ __ ] you. A god. What the hell was that? [ __ ] If I know, how the [ __ ] would How the [ __ ] you think I would know? There's a gun in there, too. I have no [ __ ] idea, dude. I was [ __ ] leaning over the driver's seat and it something [ __ ] blew up all over me. Yeah, it's like in my [ __ ] lungs or something. I had no idea. He's got [ __ ] There's meth pipes and [ __ ] baggies and [ __ ] I don't [ __ ] know, dude. I have literally no [ __ ] clue. So, I didn't have time to look at anything. How did that go? [Applause] Like it's all my [ __ ] eyes and [ __ ] dude. Oh god. Blow up. I've had it a lot of times.