All right. DC.
Where are you supposed to be? Oh, okay.
Um, if you have to go back up, we'll
take it all. Whatever. Yeah, I'll we'll
take it. We're I mean, we don't want you
stuck down here, so Yep. No problem,
buddy. Yeah, you better. He's got no
wallet, obviously. know nothing's
friends somewhere but uh they were he
started with somebody. All right, we'll
keep an eye out for the wagon. Okay,
cool. Thanks. What's your name? Adam.
Adam. Adam. I know you, man. You know
me? I wish I knew you, dude. How do you
know me?
Yeah, dude. I do know, dude. You're one
in on Scottsdale. Yeah. Yeah. Come on,
dude. Yep.
I know you, man. Come on. What? What? I
did not [ __ ] around. Adam, what happened
here, bro? Let's be honest. Is this just
like a good time or pretty much or did
you get It was a good time to turn into
too much of a good time. Who? Your
friends have your clothes. Everyone has
my clothes. I have my keys in my truck.
[ __ ] trunk. I have my clothes in my
[ __ ] trunk of what? [ __ ] car.
There's no car, dude. Hold on. Don't
move too much cuz I don't need
sock.
It was an ankle sock, too.
Sorry, guys. I'm sorry, guys. Uh, what's
your last name, Adam? I can't remember.
S T A L M A C H. I'm sorry, dude. Right.
Dude, come on.
Well, I'm not going to shake your hand
cuz Yeah, we'll do that. How about that?
Where are we taking? Uh, detention's
going to bring someone out to take him.
Really? Why? Why?
I don't need that. Well, we got we got
to get you out of here cuz you can't
just hang around here in the buff. I'll
go home.
Home is not where you're headed.
Okay. What's your date of birth, Adam?
I know my date of birth. Everything
Everything is straight. I do not want to
go. I know. You just don't have any ID.
And I was I'd ask you to look for I'd
ask you to look for your wallet, but I
think that's going to be a problem. Hey,
Cody.
No, they're g Adam. They're gone, bud.
There's no So, we're going to get We're
going to get you to some place where we
can get you something to wear. Okay.
Okay.
No, we're going to help you out. We're
going to help you out. Um, don't do it
like grab a rucker if he wants to take
him and then we'll How are we gonna um
secure his Well, we're gonna handcuff
him and then tie it in the back. Really?
Why? Why? That's what I'm saying. I I'll
Yeah. Yeah. We'll get someone to jump in
with you. I don't I don't
Okay. What?
What was that?
I don't need any reason to get arrested.
You're naked, bud. So why why did you
take clothes off by the way?
Was it a bet?
How much? How much did you get for this?
Not enough. Nothing. So you just ran
naked in public for nothing. It wasn't
just random.
It wasn't like I'm trying to get
arrested. It wasn't nothing like that.
Yeah, dude. I [ __ ] love you guys. I I
I respect you guys. I just don't want to
get in trouble for this [ __ ] man. Like
it's [ __ ] You can't. It's so small.
Adam, you got to understand you can't
run naked in public, right? You get
that, right? Whether they give you money
or not, you realize you can't do that,
right? Okay. So, it was honestly for a
snap for a Snapchat and that's [ __ ]
You going to throw up? No. Okay.
Everyone that's leaving was the one
that's saying, "Let's get for Snapchat.
Let's get snatching yawn." And they
[ __ ] let me did it for the bike.
Yeah. Is that what it was, dude? Yeah.
For like
Okay. Okay. Hang on here. So, here's
what's going to happen. Someone uh give
me a bike fence from just so I can kind
of
[ __ ] Yeah. I just want people are
going to shoot video that way, I think.
So, you got to go. Here's the thing.
We're going to stand you up. All right.
Hang on to that. Right. Right. Okay.
This is going to get Yep. So,
Go. Oh, no. No. We got that. We got
that. Take care of his hands. I got We
got that. Hold on to that. Here we
go. Right. Right. Right. Okay. Hold on.
Just uh like half a step forward.
Oh, he's like he's like molting. Why
though? Why though? Why though? Why?
What else have you had today besides
alcohol?
Nothing else.
Dude, everyone on the streets you
It's all right. Adam,
not a big deal. Okay. So, I'm going to
try to tie this and then um I'll do the
I'll do the writing. Do you want to just
take over my guys? Um you can let go.
I'm going to try to I'm going to try to
tie it. Please, bro.
Please, bro. My [ __ ] homies are left
in the [ __ ] same car. All right,
we're walking that way, bud. You want
someone else to
uh Yeah. You want to You want to go with
me? Just in case. All right. Step up
there, man. I already have
up. Oh, the That's Jail here.
Okay, hold on. Hold on, Adam. Come on.
Come on. You get with uh he'll take care
of that. Yeah, just set him. Come on.
Like, why? Come on,
guys. Up there. You're with me.
We're going to sandwich him.
Sit up here.
All right, guys. All right. Come on. For
real. You good? No. You're going to have
to I Yeah, we're good.
Dude, come on. Why the
[ __ ] my with me? You guys are up there.