I know my rights. >> You're going TO JAIL, TOO. >> EXACTLY. >> You sure are, ma'am. >> For what? >> He's going to jail for battering on a law enforcement officer. >> You're arresting her. >> I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL. >> You are going to jail. >> What's up everybody? I hope you guys are ready for a crazy episode. We have an entitled airport Karen who gets slammed to the ground. We have two degenerate suspects who punch cops and pick up multiple felonies. Without further ado, let's get started. >> Hey, 65. No, start another unit over here. >> Hey, come over here. Come in my car, bro. >> Calm down. Calm down. Hey, you're not coming in my car. Calm down. >> Hey, I'm just talking to you. >> I'm just talking to you. >> What? You're female? >> No, I'm not a female. >> Leave me alone, man. >> I'm a cop, dude. You the police department. >> It's my hair. >> No, there's a crosswalk back there. You got to stop. Yeah. >> Okay. I'll go J. >> You got to use the crosswalk. >> Okay. Sir, >> stop doing. >> Okay. >> Stop. Stop. >> I used it. >> Stop. >> No, you didn't use the crosswalk. >> I got to get my reload on the door. Where my reload? What I do, man? Take the glove, man. >> I want to step it up. >> Why? Stop. Come on, fool. Got it. >> The phone call for us, bro. What the heck? >> Hey, it came up. Run the stop. >> I'm calling Dr. Park. >> I'm calling Dr. Park. Your mother. >> I'm telling your mother. >> You can't just wait to a problem, man. I'm not fixing your worldly problems. >> There you go. Put me in there with the frozen part. >> There you go, bro. You can't think like a dog, man. Help me, bro. Hell no, bro. Ma'am, please $1. >> You have to be a special kind of [ __ ] to turn a jaywalking ticket into a felony because it's hard to tell from the camera angle, but this guy actually punched a cop in the face multiple times. So, he ended up picking up resisting arrest, felony battery on Leo, and of course, jaywalking. Now we are going to delve deeper into the well of stupidity. Let's move on to the airport Karen that was using the airport intercom to say all sorts of nonsense while she was completely plastered. Take a look at this. >> 14 97. Are you traveling by yourself? >> Yeah, we're honestly >> I don't know what that means. >> Are you traveling with anybody? Put your phone down. >> Nope. I'm not putting my phone down. >> Okay. You're under arrest. >> No. No. OH MY GOD. STOP. >> You're under arrest. >> Stop it. >> Put your bag down. >> No. Stop. >> No. >> Put your phone down. >> Put your phone down. >> Gabrielle, >> put your phone down. >> Gabrielle. >> Gabrielle. >> They're trying to arrest me. >> THEY'RE TRYING TO ARREST me right now. >> I'M TELLING YOU. I'M NOT I'M NOT doing anything. I'm not resisting. >> Yes, you are. >> Okay. >> Are they resisting? >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING EXACTLY? >> MA'AM, you're under arrest. >> FOR WHAT? >> Public intoxication. >> We're spawning in trying to bite off pal and he's trying to take her into custody. She's resisting. So silly. So silly. Good girl. >> What did you just put on me? What did you just put on me? >> WHAT DID YOU JUST PUT ON ME? >> HONEY, y'all are so What in the world? SO STUPID. >> HEY, STOP. I know if you hear me. Hey, >> you have your custody. Please pick up the phone so I can ask you what's going on. For her safety, >> y'all. Seriously, like I have all of her paperwork. I have everything I need to show you. Like like I I've I've not done a I'm not in any uh >> the babbling that's coming out of her mouth is completely incomprehensible at this point. It would be easier to understand what the dog is saying than this Karen. I mean, what is wrong with her? And I feel really bad for the dog because they don't have a choice. They don't pick their owners. And in this case, it looks like the dog drew the shortest straw. >> Uh offense. Hunt. Hunt. Yep. Hunt. Yep. Can you hang up the phone? >> No. No, you're not hanging up that phone. That's my sister. You're not hanging up that phone. >> No. >> You look like a little [ __ ] >> You're not hanging up that phone. That's my sister. >> How? >> What the hell? Like this is so crazy. >> Where's your identification? >> Well, you everything's there. Huh? Why? Don't you touch her. Don't touch her. >> She ain't going to She's not going to jail with you. So, >> she bites you. >> I'm not going to jail. >> You sure are, ma'am. >> FOR WHAT? >> BECAUSE you're intoxicated and you're out here. >> Okay. Well, you're going to jail. [music] >> No, I need to call my attorney right now. >> Turn on the door, bro. Uh, you don't get that right right now. I'm not under arrest. >> What am I under arrest for? >> Public intoxication. You were making a page when I walked up here. >> You've been pulling on the jet bridge doors. I had you on camera doing it. So, >> wait, what? >> You're going to jail. >> Wait, hold on. Say it again. >> Going to jail. >> No, before that intoxication. You're going to jail for wait >> public intoxication, disorderly conduct. >> Oh wow. >> And more than likely resisting arrest, >> man. Listen, uh, listen, >> I know my rights. >> I need to be able to contact my attorney right now. >> Your attorney right now. >> I know I have I know my rights. >> You do have rights. You are 100% correct. You do not have the right to contact them right at this moment. Of course, she knows her rights. It looks like everybody these days know their rights because they watch a couple Tik Tok videos. Now, let me ask you, lady, please tell me where it says in the Constitution that you're allowed to be completely shitfaced at the airport to the point where you're taking the intercom and just spewing all sorts of [ __ ] because last time I checked, that is not one of the amendments. Now, this woman is just completely confused and has no clue what she's talking about, just like everybody else online. But yet, somehow she has access to a lawyer 24/7. Make it make sense. >> No, you don't. >> You sure don't. >> So crazy. >> Yeah. >> Let's all get away from the dog. Come on. Come here, >> babe. So stupid. Y >> would you like to move to the chair and cooperate so you're not on the floor? Are you comfortable? >> I don't know what you mean by cooperate. >> I'm sorry. >> I don't know what you mean by cooperate. Like >> if you will walk on to a chair, I can get you off the floor for a minute. >> Does that sound like a better idea than sitting on the floor to you? >> So I am going to Africa. She going to Africa. >> Not today. >> Go ahead and stand up. up. You already >> That's not what we're doing. You don't get to tell me what we're doing. Stop. >> Okay. Okay. Just have a seat in the chair. >> Take a seat in the chair. >> No. Stop. >> There you go. >> Wow. >> Yeah. I'm trying to slip it off. [clears throat] I need >> Do I need to go tighter for you? >> No. I need you to take it off for a second so I can >> You're not doing anything. God, >> this is so nuts. >> Well, you shouldn't drink too much and you should learn how to be an adult. >> I'M NOT EVEN TRYING to drive. >> I'm getting on a plane. I mean, seriously. >> Does your dog bite? >> No. Depends. >> Okay. Has she bit people before? >> So, the dog doesn't bite. And that's fantastic. That is a very important question. But let's ask ourselves the most important question, which is, does the Karen bite? Because for some reason, airports and Kairens do not mix. And I've covered countless videos where the Karen goes nuts and starts biting the cops and possibly infecting them with rabies. So, even though they're at ease with the dog, which is great, they should consider getting a muzzle for the Karen just as a preventive measure. >> Okay. So, we're about to call somebody to come that her family to probably come get the dog. Okay. She's pretty She's not aggressive. She's just scared of the dog in the kennel. >> Yeah, that's fine. I took my dog out so I can put it in the car. Take it over. >> I'm not going to make you do anything you're not comfortable with. Okay. [laughter] >> Okay. I took my vest off though cuz I'm like I got to move a lot. [laughter] >> She seems like Oh, she just scared me. You put him back behind you. >> I know you're trying. >> My booty is not that big. >> All right. >> Okay. >> You want to go down the stairs calmly? >> My fingers. >> That's fine, but I'm going to have to pay her. So, >> no, you're not. >> Somebody Okay. No. >> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. >> No. No. No. No. No. Listen. >> Yo, I'm leaving for Africa. >> Not right now, bro. At least. Okay. Maybe later. And you want you want the dog to be able to go with you, right? >> She is going with me. I have all of her paperwork and everything. >> Then do your best to keep the dog calm. >> She's not. >> She can't go to jail with you. So, she's going to go with us. >> I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL. >> You are going to jail? >> You are. >> You are. You are going to jail. We explained that to you. >> What? For what? >> Hold on just a second and let me [clears throat] tell you something. >> I promise. >> You want the the dog has to go with us. >> God dang. >> Stop yelling on your dog. >> Stop yelling. Oh my god, y'all. This is so up. >> Listen to me. Stop yelling. >> No, I need to agitate the dog. You're not calling your attorney. >> I already told you you're not calling your attorney. Yes, I am. >> You're really not? >> Yes. >> You're really not. >> Oh my god. Yo, so [ __ ] up. >> Stop. Stop. You're making us in the airport. All right, we're good. Good. All right. Okay. Come on. Let me go this way. We're going to grab your stuff. We're not going to leave it. I'm going to seat belt you. This is the only time you're going to get seat belted. If you unbuckle, that's on you. Okay? The seat belt's there for your safety. Okay? All right. So, she got charged with disorderly intoxication, disorderly conduct, and resisting an officer. Now, I do have one final body cam for you guys. This one is so crazy. There was these two guys that were pissing in an alley. And obviously, I'm not even going to show you the censored version of that because YouTube has completely gone mad recently with the age restrictions. But what's really important is what happens next because somehow the girlfriend decides that she's going to take justice in her own hands. >> You got ID on you? >> Yes, sir. >> All right. >> You're under arrest for your native public. >> You're free to go. >> You're a terrible lookout, but you're free to go. He's going to jail. Oh, he's going to go to jail. So this is public right here. >> Absolutely. It's in public. >> How is it public? >> Are you inside of a building in a bathroom? >> How is this public? >> It's public over here. All right. Come over here, man. >> Yeah. This I'll take them both. Take them both. >> Yeah, I'll take them both. >> All right. On your back. >> They're going to walk all the way across back over there. >> Just want to put the bike. You can hold them up so they don't fall down. >> How much to hold up when my hands are behind my back? >> Why are you taking them? >> Excuse me. >> Where the [ __ ] are you taking? >> Yeah. Yeah, they're >> in public. >> You're going to jail, too. >> On your back. >> On your back. >> She's going to jail for better out of law enforcement. >> Don't move your hands. using her own stick. >> What did she do? >> Yeah, she didn't do anything. She This is a power power type power chip right here. >> We got chips going on. >> These cuffs are way too tight for no reason. Like, what do you think I'm doing? >> It's okay, Joe. >> Stop moving your wrists. >> But I can put my entire finger in there. That's as tight as me. for my boyfriend. What the hell? >> Get over here. >> You don't lunge at an officer. Let's go. >> Sometimes when I watch these videos, I start to lose faith in humanity. I mean, what is wrong with this lady? They are going to get a misdemeanor, pissing in an alley. Although it's kind of crude. It's not the biggest deal in the world. It's not the crime of the century. They're probably going to get a tiny little fine. And yet you decide to attack the cops, earning multiple felonies. You are one certified dumbass. I mean, way to ruin your life for absolutely nothing. >> We're trying to get through a copy. You turn around and try to talk to me. >> She's getting arrested. She freaks out like I'm just talking. Hey, >> she's an adult. She can make her own choices. >> All right. Wait. right here. >> She's not deserving. >> Okay. Okay. We'll get you. [ __ ] I just I just feel bad. That's it. >> I just feel bad. Don't need to do extra [ __ ] though. She just She just freaked out the moment she is not deal with this, right? >> We'll just take one of them. >> There's criminals out there, right? >> Yeah. And I'd be dealing with them if I wasn't dealing with you guys. >> Yeah. So, is that not a problem that you're dealing with someone kissing behind a little area than real criminals that are probably beating up people, raping people? I feel like that's more of a problem. >> It would be. >> Yeah. Cool. >> A crime. >> At least we agree. >> A crime is a crime, right? >> Yes. >> I don't know. I love you, Jillian. >> Where would her? >> She will freak out. I'm just I I'm just Is it I'm just worried. I'm worried. >> Is this arrestable or is this citation? >> Arrestable. No way to put them in the front. >> I can't put them in the front. >> Have a seat. Put your butt in first purse. Sometimes that's the easiest way to do it. >> Watch. Watch your head. Do >> you have ID with you? >> You have your wallet. >> Where's your purse at? >> I don't know. >> Do you have anything on you? Do you have your phone? Nothing? >> I have my phone. >> Where's your phone at? >> It's right here. I'm sorry. >> Do you have anything else in your pockets? >> I don't. >> Nothing. Okay. I just stand right there for why they were arrested. And I'm confused. >> They're both arrested for urinating in public. >> Sorry, I was confused. >> You know what they >> RO? Um I think battery too. >> Awesome. >> Um are my parents going to be called? >> How old are you? >> 21. >> Are you 21? >> I think they're 21. You're 20, right? I'm >> 21. >> 21. Mhm. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're 21. Okay. Uh, no. No. Your parents aren't going to be called. >> I mean, your parents aren't going to be called, but your arrest is going to be plastered on YouTube for the world to see. So, your parents getting called is kind of the least of your worries right now. And aren't they going to help you with a lawyer? Cuz obviously, you're going to need a lawyer for these serious felonies. Now, these are all things that she should have thought about before she lunged at those cops. The funny part is that their cases ended up getting dismissed. So they got no consequences for pissing in the alley. Her, on the other hand, she is facing serious charges. >> Unless you want to call them. >> I going to be taken to jail. >> Yeah, we're just waiting for someone. They're going to they take you down to jail. Is this going to go on my record? >> It's a misdemeanor resisting and obstructing and battery on a law enforcement officer. >> So, it's going to go on my record. >> So, am I going to lose my job? >> I don't know. >> Where do you work? >> I help children with special needs. Yeah, I don't know. >> I'm not a bad person. >> All right, we're going to go walk down this way. >> Okay. >> All right. So, just face the vehicle right here. Separate your feet. >> Okay. >> Face the vehicle closer. Separate your feet. Do you have anything on you? No. Okay. I'm just going to adjust your handcuffs. Okay. >> All right. You said you don't have anything else on you. Nothing. Okay. All right. Step in. Watch your head. >> Heck you. >> She's not the brightest, but she secured herself one hell of a deal. So, she got three days in jail, a $600 fine, a little bit of therapy, and if she's able to complete her one-year probation, then it will get removed from her record, which is a pretty good deal. Hopefully, she uses that as a learning lesson. Now, that's it for the video. Thank you so much for watching. Don't forget to subscribe, and I'll see you guys on the next one.