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[Music] Pull the keys out of the ignition now. >> Pull the keys out of your ignition. >> Is there a dog in the car with you? >> No. >> All right, step out for me. >> What? >> You're in a ditch. >> I'm I'm trying to get out. I got it. >> All right, step out of the car, ma'am. Okay. >> I'm trying to get out. >> What was that? I'm trying to get the key out. >> Say it again. >> I'm trying to get the key out. >> Is it not coming out? >> No. >> All right. Just step out for me. Okay. We'll have the window roll down so you're good. No problem. I'm >> going to open the door for you. Okay. >> You have any shoes on? >> No. >> Grab your flipflops right there. >> I don't. >> All right. >> Step out. >> What? cuz we have to figure out what happened. >> What happened was what? >> You're in a ditch in a park right now. >> I can't get out. >> Are you hurt? >> No, I'm not. >> Can you check on her just to make sure she's okay to get out? >> You want to take I found her. I asked her. She was refusing to step. She mentioned that she was going through a divorce and was going through a hard time. I was trying to back out. She was trying to back out when I approached and I say, "Turn off the car." >> Were you trying to get home or >> I was just trying to get back home to be honest. I was trying to separate myself from a situation that was >> You live You live fairly close by or >> Yes, I live extremely close by. >> How many minutes do you think? >> Um 2 minutes. >> About 2 minutes away. >> Yes. >> Okay. Yeah. So, >> where where were you headed from today? >> I I wasn't trying to get anywhere. I was just trying to be home and literally I got physically assaulted in the face. Someone hit me in the face yesterday. >> I I I don't deserve that. So, >> okay. >> I was trying to separate myself from the situation. >> Uhhuh. >> Um but this is where we're where we're at now. So >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> You had anything to drink today? Yes, I have had something to drink. Yes. >> Okay. How long ago was that, do you think? >> Um, last night. So, >> last night? Yes. You just said that you drank today, though. >> No, last night. >> Last night? >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> So, do you do you remember driving the car into the ditch at all? I'm not going to lie. I don't I I don't remember driving there. I'm I'm trying to get it out, but >> Okay. >> Did you do you remember? Did you fall asleep? >> No. No, I did not fall asleep. I did not No, >> I'm just trying to make sure that nothing happened. >> I'm just medically No, nothing happened. >> I just I was not able to get out my car. >> So, do you remember how you got into the ditch at all? >> I do. You do? >> I do. Absolutely. >> How did you How did you get to the ditch? >> I remember sitting here for hours >> and not being able to move because I was so upset and then I tried to move and I was not able to get out and I was stuck. So, >> do you remember how like though like cuz your your tire tracks go all the way out here. Do you remember which way you were driving on 17th? Do you were you going this way or were you going that way? I was driving like an a normal I wasn't driving like ex like crazy. >> No, that's not what I'm asking. I'm just asking do you remember which way you were going on the >> I I probably would have been going this way. >> This way towards your house. >> Yeah, toward this way. But >> do you remember where you veered off the road or >> I I didn't veer off the road though necessarily. Like I >> Yeah, but I mean your car's all the way over here. I I I I get that, but I didn't veer off on the road. >> Okay. Do Do you remember what happened while you were driving that made your car end up all the way over here instead of on the road? >> No, I don't. I don't. I'm dead. >> Okay. >> No, I can't. Don't you >> What What did you drink today? Do you remember what you drank? >> I had something to drink last night. Okay. What What was that? Was it >> for last night? >> Last night. >> Okay. How many hours ago was last night? >> Um I don't know. What time is it now? Last night. >> Just Just trying to be as pleasant as possible, but last night. >> Okay. What time do you think it is now? about it's probably about 6:00 or 7 8 900 p.m. It's probably about that time. Yeah. So last night about the same time last night 12 hours ago. So >> Okay. Um so would you mind running through some tests with me really quick just just to see if you're okay to drive? their standard tests just to see if you were okay to drive and then >> tell you I'm not okay to drive. >> Why is that? >> Because I'm not Robert 528 just east. >> Perfect. Signature just basically saying that you don't want us to transport you to the hospital and that you're refusing further assessment and care here. Right. also have to have you sign with your finger >> for what? >> For uh So, we're not going to be seeing you medically past this point. We came here, we did vital signs on you. We checked you out. Notice that you were okay. You're upset. >> We haven't done a vital sign. >> Yeah. >> That's what we did. That's what we took your blood pressure. We took your blood sugar. That's what your We poked your finger for. So, we did the bio signs. Make sure that you're okay and you're of sound mind >> to make medical decisions for yourself. So, if you're okay. So, that's what this is for. just >> basically refusing us transporting you to the hospital here. Okay. >> And it's right here on the white. >> Uh put your finger here on the white. I'll give you >> guys good to go. >> Yeah, we're good. >> Cool. Appreciate Appreciate >> you guys. >> Cool. >> Appreciate you. >> Take care. >> So, Chanley, let's go over to my car really quick and then we're going to ask you some more questions. I just don't want you sitting out here cuz we got to get a tow truck to get your car out of here. They're going to be in the way. So, let's just go where it's, you know, out of the park and stuff and need to ask you some more questions. Okay. >> Okay. >> Mind standing up for me? >> No. All right, let's walk right over here. Okay. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. Watch out for the stickers, though. Okay. >> Just right right this way. Just follow those fire fire uh EMS people. Okay. Let's stand. I'm going to have you stand right here. Okay. Are you okay if we run you through some standardized field sobriety tests just to see if you're okay to drive? >> Okay. I'll have you stand right here on this line. I can tell you I'm not, but Okay. >> Okay. Cool. >> I'll have you just stand right here on this line and I'm going to ask you some more questions just to make sure you're okay. >> Um, have you recently sustained a traumatic brain injury? >> No. >> No. Do you wear glasses or what? >> Like for reading or >> for driving? >> For driving. Okay. Would you mind removing your glasses for me? >> Yeah, sure. >> Perfect. I'm going to hand them to the officer right over here. >> Okay. You'll give them back right when we're done, though. >> Um, are you comfortable in those footwear? I for this test, I don't want I don't want your feet to be feeling weird, so I might have you just slip out of the >> I'm not going to lie. I've had kidney issues my last 3 days. Yes. >> Yes. >> Is that why your your left foot is a little swollen? >> Yes. >> Okay. Gotcha. >> Okay. Yes. >> Do you um >> Yes, sir. >> Do you feel more comfortable like barefoot though? Like more steady that way instead of flip flops? Cuz I don't want you to do it. Either way, I >> Okay, why don't why don't we have you remove your flip-flops? >> Okay. >> And uh then we'll go through the test. Okay. I just don't want you feeling all weird. >> Yeah. No, you're fine. Cool. >> Perfect. Okay. >> So, for this test, >> I'm going to have you stand with your feet together and your arms at your sides. Okay. >> I'm going to have you stare at my finger and my finger only. Okay. You're going to keep your head still during this test. You're not going to move from this position and you're you're just going to follow my finger with your eyes and your eyes only. Okay. >> I'm going to be shining a flashlight kind of at your chest area just to see what's going on in your eyes. >> Okay. >> And uh do you have any questions or anything like that? >> Uh no. >> Okay, cool. Just again just focus on my finger and keep your head still. Keep your head still for me. Thank you. Keep looking on my feet. There we go. [Music] I'm going to go really slow now. Okay, keep your head still for me. I >> I'm really trying. Thank you. >> Car was just suck, bro. Like >> Okay, >> I'm going to go up with my finger. Okay. Okay. Then one more time. Okay. So now for this next test, um I'm going to have you start in this position. Okay. >> I don't want you to begin this test until I tell you to do so. Do you understand? >> Yes. >> Okay. So for this next test, I'm going to have you imagine a line. We're just going to use this white line right here cuz it's nice and flat and it's a good reference point for you. Okay. Right. >> So, for this test, I'm going to have you put your left foot on that line and then I'm going to have you put your right foot in front of your left foot. Okay? >> And then keep your arms to your sides and just stay in that position until I tell you to begin. Do you understand? If you if you can't do it fully right now, just just remember it and do your best to stay in that position. Okay? >> So, for this test, when I tell you to begin again with your arms at your sides in this start position, you're going to take a series of heel to toe steps while counting out loud. 1 2 3. You're going to take nine heel to toe steps while counting out loud. On your lead step, I'm just taking three for demonstration purposes. On that lead step, you're going to keep that that lead foot planted. You're going to turn around making a series of small steps to go back the other direction. And then you're going to count out loud and take nine more heel to toe steps. Two. Three. Yes. So, it's nine more heel to toe. Nine heel to toe steps forward. Turn around. nine more heel toe steps back while counting out loud. >> Remember, it's important to keep your arms to your sides and to count out loud each step. Okay. >> Okay. >> So, go ahead and put your left foot on that line. Put your right foot in front of your left foot and tell me when you're ready ready to begin. Are you ready? >> Um, >> are you ready to start? >> I can't do this like naturally, so I'm not This is not fair, but yes. >> Okay. You ready? >> Hold on. No. Okay. >> Okay. >> Go ahead and begin. >> Do you have any questions? >> No, I have a problem because I'm not naturally conscious like I I can't do this normally. So, okay. So, one Keep going if you can't. >> Hold on. I'm trying. I'm trying. >> I don't know. I don't know if I can do it for you. I'm sorry. >> Okay. For the next test, I'm going to have you do >> I can send my Yeah. >> Okay. >> No problem. Yes. >> Okay. It looks like you might be able to do that one. So, for this next test, you're going to stand with your feet together and your arms at your side. >> You're not going to begin this test until I tell you to do so. Do you understand? >> Yes. >> Okay. So, for this next test, with your feet together, arms to your sides, you're going to raise one foot of your choosing, whichever one. Don't do it yet until I tell you to start. You're going to raise your foot and keep your legs straight. Um, you're going to raise your foot approximately 6 in off the ground while counting out loud uh in the manner 1,00 1, 1,002, 1,003, and so on and so forth until I tell you to stop. It's only a 30 secondond test. I'm going to time you. So, just wait. Let me get my timer ready so I can make sure I'm not, you know, making it too long. Okay. >> Stop. Watch. Do you have any questions on the test? It's important to remember to keep your >> I live like 2 seconds around the street. I'm >> Chanley. It's important to remember to keep your foot level, your leg your leg extended and straight, your arms is your sides, and to count out loud. Okay. >> Do you have any questions? No. >> Okay. Are you ready to begin? >> I am. >> You are? Okay. Which foot are you going to raise? >> I am going to raise my right one. >> Your right one. Okay. >> Um, >> are you ready? >> Yes. >> Go ahead and get in that start position and keep your arms at your sides and count out loud. >> 1,001 1,002 1,003 1,004 >> Just keep going until you finish. 1,005 1,006 >> Keep going if you can. >> 100, 107 100, 108, 109, 10,001,200. >> Okay, that's good. For this next test, it's not going to require you to do anything with your feet. Okay. This one is just a uh alphabet test. What level of education do you have? Huh? >> College. >> College. Okay. So, you know, so you know your alphabet and stuff. Yes. >> Okay. I'm not going to ask you to do it backwards or anything like that cuz I can't do that. Um but for this one, I'm going to ask you to start instead of starting at the letter A, I'm going to have you start at the letter I >> and say out loud the letters to Q. Starting at I go to Q. >> Okay. Are you I J K L M N O P Q R S Yes. That that stops at Q, >> right? >> Yes. Yes. >> Okay. >> I'm I'm fully like I'm more aware of >> it. It sounds like it. >> Yes. >> For the For the next one, I'm going to have you do a numbers test. Okay. Do you know your numbers 0 to 100? >> Okay. I'm going to have you count backwards >> from 72 to 51 out loud. >> Okay. >> Can you do that? 2 71 70 >> 70 >> reference calls 272. >> Do we have a 21 either in this cat or old cat? I believe it's her son's wife who helped take care of her. >> I got it. I don't know. >> Okay. So, Chanley, I think you've had way too much to drink today. I you know that right? >> Yes. >> Way too much judgment. >> Yes, I agree. >> Um so I'm I have to place you under arrest for DWI. Go ahead and put your hands behind your back. >> Look, my shoulder is being replaced. So please be careful with it. >> Okay. >> My shoulder is >> which shoulder is it? >> My left shoulder. >> Your left shoulder. >> Yes. >> So please be careful with it. >> Clearance. So, I guess >> I don't want to screw your shoulder. I'm going to have him go in the front. Okay. >> Okay. Thank you. I really appreciate that. >> My my left shoulder is really up. >> It's always kind of hard when they have all the bands and stuff on the wrist. Sorry. >> That's fine. Yes. Oh my god. I've never been arrested. This is crazy. [Music] 167. But I'll have Chanley 1015 47. Go and step to my car. >> 1047. I'm going to get your flip-flops back for you. Okay. Okay. >> We're going to go to the other side. >> Yes. >> I'm going to have you put your flip-flops back on for me. >> Okay. >> Hold up. >> I got it. There we go. Okay, I'm going to take off your your electronics. Is >> that my ID? >> Yes. >> Okay, >> I'm going to keep that. Okay, >> 10. Go ahead. >> Go ahead and have a seat. >> Just for 49, we don't have females from uh 27 currently. >> 104. I'll add it here in a sec. >> I'm sorry. I've never been arrested. This is like >> It sounds like this will be the last time. Would you mind going? >> Yes. Yes, for sure. But >> there won't be. >> This is all new to me, too. So, >> I'll take that out. I just need a seat belt on. >> I'm at 925. There we go. Going to step out for me. And we're going to go this way through this door right over here. Watch out. Let me shut this door for you. [Applause] Go to your right. Right this way. There we go. And right here. Right in here. And then we're going to go straight towards those two doors there at the end. And I'm going to have you go through the left one. There we go. And then we're going to have you sit down. right over here. Oh, yeah. There's fine. That's fine. Okay. So, uh, Chand, I'm going to have you listen to me here for a sec. Uh, I just have to read you this information. Okay. >> Um, so listen to me. I'm about to tell you something important. You're under arrest for DWI. >> The New Mexico Imply Concentric requires you to submit to a breath test to determine the alcohol content of your blood. >> After you take our test, you have the right to choose an additional independent test. >> Okay. If you choose to take this additional independent test, you have the right to a reasonable opportunity to arrange for a physician, a licensed nurse or laboratory technician or technologist who is employed by a hospital or a physician of your own choice to perform an additional chemical test. >> Okay. Yes. >> The cost of this additional test will be paid by the law enforcement agency. Do you agree to take our test? >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Absolutely. >> If you want to stand up for me and blow into this. >> I have to keep this on this crazy. Put your lips on the device and then take a deep breath in with your nose and then inhale. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Good. >> You're good. Got a good lung capacity there. >> Yeah. Try it. Try it. >> Going to ask you to do it one more time. >> Yes. >> And then you ready? >> Yeah. >> All right. Go and stand up for me and do the same thing that you did. >> Take a deep breath in. Then put your lips on the device and then blow into it. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Good. That's probably good. So it says that you are at a 0 29 and a.31. So you've been drinking quite a bit. >> How is that possible? 29 and.31. How is that possible? And you tested me at the same time. I'm just curious. >> I think it's if it's >> 29 and 31 at the same exact time you tested me. I'm just curious. But okay, that's fine. >> I'm just saying you have to realize this is not fair. It's telling me two different results. >> No, so it's a so it's the same test, but the two different breath sample results are different, right? So the first sample showed 29. The second sample show like >> showed a 31. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Okay. So we're going to head to this room right over here. Okay, >> I got to finish up my paperwork and then we're going to have to go for make clearance. >> Okay, >> go and stand up. We're going to walk through this door here. >> Right here. Right here. Right. Stuck in there. Right over here into this kind of box area. I'm going to take these cuffs off here and I'm going to have you take off all your jewelry and put it in the bag. Okay. >> Am I going to like jail? >> So, you're just being placed in here for a few minutes until I get my uh paperwork finished and then >> we'll be taking you to the hospital and then also the jail after that. Yep. Cuz you got to get a mid class. >> The hospital for what? >> They just have to make sure that you're okay to go to the jail. >> Okay. >> All right. Go and walk with me over here. Okay, just hang tight in here. There's the restroom and also the uh water fountain here. It'll take me a little bit and then we'll take you through my cleanse. >> Is can I get like a frozen but >> I can't I can't give you I don't have any blankets unfortunately. So I'm sorry. We're about ready to head out. We're about to leave >> to go to the hospital >> later, bro. >> I can't hear you. [Music] Sorry, I couldn't quite hear you either. Can you say that again? >> I'm not trying to get it to you. Okay. >> You are the question. >> But I do have pants like scrub pants or something that I might be able to wear that's not wet that I I'm freezing to death. Like I'm not trying to be >> They might be able to provide you like scrub pants. Okay. I This is new to me. Okay. >> They might be able to provide you scrub pants at the hospital, but you'll have to wear you'll you have to you'll have to wear those pants until we get there. >> So, I'll let you give you some time to change. >> Oh, I have time to change those back on. Those are wet and they're cold and I'm not going to put those back on. So, >> Well, I can't I can't have you be half naked in my car. Okay. So, you have to put pants on. >> Okay. So, who do you need to call? Because I'm not going to put wet w what clothing on. >> I don't have any clothing for you. That's the police department. >> I I I get that you guys are not adults. I get that. I get that. I totally get that. Okay. >> So, I I need you. You're going to have to wear those pants until we get you to the hospital, which is going to be in about 10 15 minutes. and then they they'll change you out of those. But >> you'll have to wear those in the meantime. I don't have any other clothing. The police department doesn't even have clothing here. So, >> I'll give you a second to change back into those. >> A few moments later 29. All right, I'm going to have you come back this way. We're going to put your flip-flops back on. >> So, I have their jewelry and stuff in my evidence bag inside. >> Thank you. 1 mil 105 starting routers in the front this time as long as you're remain chill. >> My arm is dislocated. >> Yeah. >> So, please be careful with it. I will be respectful of you, but please be respectful. there. All right. There we go. Can I keep this? >> Is that okay? >> Then we're going to walk to that door right over there on the right side. Now they're going to have you stand in this corner here. Just going to patch her down and down. [Music] Heat. Hey, Heat. [Music]
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