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Why did this man think his ridiculous escape plan [music] was going to work on the police? >> I'm a goddamn ambassador, bro. You ain't getting me. What's wanted? You ain't getting me, dude. >> Okay. I'm just here because they're worried about you. Said you want to hurt yourself. You want to hurt yourself? >> I don't want to hurt nobody, man. >> Are you huffing propane? >> huff propane. I don't huff [ __ ] >> All right. I just want to talk to you. That's all I want to do. >> Nope. >> Well, can't you just sit right here and talk to me? >> No, I got a warrant, dude. >> I didn't know you had a warrant. >> Don't [ __ ] do it, dude. >> 13-10. 5 minutes. Jay, I just want to talk to you. Just keep your hands out where I can see them. All right. Keep both hands out where I can see them. All right. Just come out here and talk to me. >> Nope. >> Why not? >> I don't want to [ __ ] jail. >> I wasn't going to take you to jail. I just want to make sure you're okay. I'm what? >> You. >> Who? Listen, I ain't I ain't here to take you to jail. I just want to know what's going on. Hey Sean, come out here and talk to me. >> I'm going to [ __ ] jail, dude. >> I didn't say you're going to jail. I just want to make sure you're okay. >> Watch out. Stop [ __ ] around, dude. >> What you got to do? I'm not taking you jail. I just want to make sure you're okay. That's why I was called here. >> I'm fine, bro. >> Huh? >> I'm fine. >> Then come down here and talk to me. You can stay You can stand inside there. I'm not going to do that. I just want to make sure you're okay. I ain't going to arrest you. >> I'll get the [ __ ] out of here, dude. >> Huh? I just want to Somebody said you're a felon, and that's why I'm here. >> I'm the last [ __ ] you'll see. >> Okay. >> I'm not You're not getting it. >> Okay. Didn't say I was. >> This is private property. >> All right. That's fine, but I have a reason to be here, so I can be here. I do. To check on your welfare. What's that? >> It's a lie. >> What's a lie? >> Once I see that cop, I'm running. You're not going to get me. >> You what? >> Once I see that cop, I'm running. You're not going to get me. >> Okay. That's fine. I'm not I'm not here to arrest you anyway. You're good? You don't need anything? >> I'm going to need your name. >> Jason Abner. >> What are you, a floor cop? >> Nope, county. >> I'm not coming down. Where's your car? >> Up the road. >> I ain't doing a goddamn thing. >> Got it figured out? Hey Adam, I'm going to let you know Yeah, stay right there. >> It's not going to work, man. >> Huh? >> It's not going to work. >> What's not going to work? >> You're not getting me. >> Okay. I'm not trying to get you. I just want to make sure you're good. >> I'm fine, dude. >> All right, then come down here and sit down here and talk to me. >> You're not going to arrest me. >> Huh? I'm not going to arrest you. >> Nope. >> So, you don't want to hurt yourself? >> No, dude. >> No, you're not huffing propane? >> No, man. >> Then why would somebody say that? >> Did you meet Renee? >> Yeah, why would they say that? >> she's a [ __ ] >> Why? Is that your girlfriend or who? >> Yeah, she's my girlfriend. >> Why would she say that about you? >> Because I didn't stay I wasn't in the tent this morning when she got up. I was getting the fire going. >> 13 10 10 months. You're getting the fire going? Why was she worried about you not being in the tent? >> Cuz she knows and I was there whenever she got up. >> So, she was pissed off at you all day? >> Pissed off, yeah. >> Did you guys fight or argue or what? >> She argues with me. I don't have nothing to say. >> Huh? >> She argues with me. >> All right. >> I might have went faster than that goddamn taser, so. >> Oh, yeah? >> I know it. >> I I ain't planning on doing any of that, so. >> Well, he's calling. >> You what? >> I don't know. He was trying to get a hold of somebody. >> I wasn't getting a hold of anybody. >> I'm getting you back up. >> Hey, don't jump off and hurt yourself. Just come down and sit inside. I ain't worried about I ain't worried about no warrant, so. >> I'm not coming down there. >> Sean, come down. >> Nope. No, I did. >> What's going on? What's going on? Why are we here? >> I don't know. >> Well, come down and talk to us. >> Nope. >> Why? >> You're going to arrest me. >> I'm not arresting you. >> Yeah, you are. He is. >> I'm not arresting you. I told you from the start I wasn't going to arrest you. I told you why I was here. Come down talk to us. Well, I know. We've been through this before. Come down and talk to us. >> No. >> Why? >> You're going to arrest me. >> Why would we arrest you? >> I don't know. >> We have no reason to arrest you. >> I'm not coming down. >> Come down, so we don't have to come up there and take you down. >> I can't get up here. >> Why? >> The balcony is too big. >> Uh I guess we'll fall through. >> You're going to fall through. I won't. I don't know where to step. >> Come down. >> No. >> We're not leaving. >> And you're going to be tasing me. >> Just come down and to us. There's no reason. Huh? I don't know you have a warrant. >> Why? >> I missed court one day. >> Not Neither one of us has ran you. So, we didn't know that. >> Yes, you [ __ ] do. >> No, we don't. >> No, I told you that when I got here. >> We're here because someone called and said you were going to hurt yourself. >> I can't hop down here. >> Huh? >> I can't get down here. >> Get down where? >> I can't get inside the camper. >> Well, then come down and talk to us. >> I'm coming down. >> Sit inside the door and talk to us. Come talk to us from inside. We're not here to arrest you, man. We're here because you're supposedly doing [ __ ] to hurt yourself. >> I'm not doing nothing, man. >> Hey. Sean. Sit right in here where you are and talk to us and then we'll get out of here. >> I'm coming down. I'm not falling for that goddamn trap. >> Just come down and talk to us. >> Dude. >> I don't know you have a warrant. I've not ran you. Do you want me to run you? >> You know I do. >> No, I don't. He came up here to talk to you because we got a complaint that you're [ __ ] going to harm yourself. >> She's lying. >> Well, then come talk to us. >> because I wasn't in the tent this morning. >> Where were you? >> Out here getting the fire going. >> Hey, where is she at? >> I don't know. She's left and called you guys, apparently. >> Yeah, so come down and talk to us. You're going to make it way worse on yourself, dude. If you just come down and talk to us. >> anything, man. >> Huh? >> I didn't do anything. >> Then come down and talk to us. >> reason to come down. >> Why? >> I didn't do anything. That's all right. I didn't do >> Okay, then come down and talk to us. I don't know why you got to make it so hard. Why would we arrest you? >> I could just jump off of here. >> Huh? >> I could just jump off of here. >> Come down and talk to us. >> No. >> I think >> Just come down and talk to us, dude. >> You're going to arrest me, you know it. >> No, I'm not. But, if you're going to make it hard >> Then he is. >> If If you're going to make it hard on us, we're going to make it harder on you. All we're here to do is talk to you. >> Dude, you are here to arrest me. >> We are not. >> I don't believe any of you guys anymore. >> Why? Last time I was here, I took you to the office. They did an investigation. You got arrested. >> a warrant then. I didn't mean to mis- court, either. >> Well, you can tell You can tell the judge that. >> See, you're going to arrest me. >> I don't know you have a warrant. I've not ran you. Yeah, I just logged the male's on top of the camper, refusing to come down. >> Hey, just sit Sit come down and sit inside and talk to us. That's all we ask. You can sit inside there. We're not going to You can sit inside. Just like you were when I got here. >> And you're not going to arrest me. >> Right. Just come down and sit there. >> Are you going to arrest me? >> So, we can talk to you. No, we're going to talk to you. That's all I ask. Come down and sit in there and let us talk to you. Yes. >> promise? >> Yes. >> Promise me you're not going to arrest me for >> Yes. >> You will not arrest me. >> Right. >> Promise? >> Promise. >> Do you promise? >> I don't have anything to arrest you on. >> Okay. >> I'm standing here waiting on you. >> I can't get down this whole crap and get up there. >> I'm not trying to get up there. You think I want to climb across that thing? >> I don't think you do. >> Well, Sean, I'm standing here. I've not moved. >> I tell you what, neither one of us are trying to get in your camper. I'll tell you that for sure. >> We just want to talk. >> Why can't you get down? >> Huh? >> Why can't you get down? >> I can't let you go. >> When you jump, you're going to take off running and then you you're just going to make yourself worse for you, dude. I already know what's going through your head. >> Yeah? >> Yeah, and you you already know. Remember last time you ran from me on the road? I'll give you as many cigarettes you want. Stand down here and talk to us. >> Let me smoke. >> I don't have any. You got to have You got to provide your own. Come down, talk to us. You smoke standing there. Talk to us. >> I see cigarettes down there. >> Down where? Okay, we'll get them. Come down and talk to us. Did I let you [ __ ] smoke? How many did I let you smoke last time? Hell, I let you smoke at the jail, too. You want me to get your cigarettes out of the tent? I thought you wanted a cigarette. Now we're here. Sean, you know that ain't You know that's not going to work. >> Nobody here has any intent to harm them, so >> Sean, come down, talk to us. >> You don't have permission to be in there. >> I'm not in there. >> You can't even look at them, dude. You don't have permission. >> I I can look wherever I want. >> No, you can't, dude. Who do you think you are, man? That's not your business, dude. You can't be looking in there, man. >> We're here. You come down, we'll be talking to you. >> You got [ __ ] on me, [ __ ] I don't feel no god damn nothing, so get me there. >> Come down. >> No. >> Sean, come down. >> He can get the [ __ ] away from me. I don't even know him. >> He's here, so >> I don't care. >> If we have to crawl up there, >> Get him the [ __ ] away from me, dude. >> He's He's not doing anything. >> He's looking in my [ __ ] that ain't his. He ain't got no right to look in my home. >> Then come down. >> He has no god damn right to be looking in my [ __ ] >> Come down. If you'd come down or come out and talk, I wouldn't even be here. He'd already probably been gone. >> [ __ ] I'm not trying to hurt myself. >> Well, we don't know that. We don't know what We don't know what you got inside the camper. >> If I was going to hurt myself, I should have used the front head. Listen, man. If I come down, I'm running. >> You don't want to do that. >> Why? >> What happened last time you ran from me? >> What? >> I caught you. >> No, you didn't. >> You don't You're not There's no reason to run. >> There's no reason to be here. >> There's no reason to be doing what we're doing right now, either. >> Exactly, dude. >> Yeah. >> I'll stay over here while you talk to him. >> Get Where's your Where? The way you're acting, you already said you're going to run. >> I'll do it. >> I'm not doing anything. Sean, come out. >> Sean, come on out. Talk to us. >> Sean. >> He's in inside. >> Sean, come out. Stay on that side. He went back in. Sean. There's no reason to be doing this, hiding inside here. I see his hand right there. Sean, come out here. Show me your hands. I can't [ __ ] see you. Show me your hands. Come out here. Can you see He's right inside that windshield. Come out here. Right there, going out the front door. Captain, he's around the north. >> Told you you're going to get caught. >> Yeah. Just got another charge, dude. >> Why? Fleeing. >> Roll over. Now they're [ __ ] tensing up. Give me your other one. >> [snorts] >> Give me your other one. Told you. It's not good for you to run. Now instead of going to their jail and getting out tomorrow, you're probably staying. Stand up. This one. Dog over here. You lost all that, right, dude? I was going to let you move [ __ ] around and take care of your [ __ ] He's a lot older than you, too. >> Wow. Is that Andy? >> Yeah. >> No [ __ ] way. >> He just got ran down by this here. >> Jesus Christ, dude. You are a fast [ __ ] man. Holy [ __ ] Fast [ __ ] man. How the hell did you get so fast? >> I don't know. I don't know. We had an old >> Damn it. So what's that charge [ __ ] go, huh? Resisting arrest, what's that one? >> I don't have more than that. He just got injured as well, so >> I got >> damn it. You ripped my arm up, man. So, what's that going to be then? So, is the jail full or what? Great, man. Great. So, what are they looting the looting the tent are they? >> What's that? >> Are they looting my tent? >> Yeah. >> No? Holy [ __ ] Not you. I wasn't even [ __ ] doing nothing, man. I'm sitting in the woods by myself and you guys come [ __ ] with me. And then I get a [ __ ] charge. I wasn't doing anything. This is how you guys [ __ ] up people's lives. I wasn't doing [ __ ] nothing. You come [ __ ] with me and you get hurt. It's not my god damn fault. I'm sorry that that happened. I I really am, but I wasn't doing anything, dude. I didn't know it was [ __ ] Andy. I did not know it was [ __ ] Andy, man. You [ __ ] you run, dude. And I'm probably going to [ __ ] prison now again. What the hell's this? I'm a You guys going to rough me up right here? Let me go. >> Yeah. >> The man was arrested and charged with resisting arrest and outstanding warrants. 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