By law, every United States municipality with a population greater than 10,000 is required to have at least one dude who looks (and acts) erratically, however in many areas Ordinance 12(b) allows the guy to - occasionally - be more stable than his appearance might suggest. This so-called ‘ten-thousandth man’ must have sufficient knowledge of the law to be a nuisance, but he must never be permitted to have enough knowledge to be dangerous. Recent changes to the Uniform Commercial Code suggest that if any such individual's knowledge of the law was to surpass that of your median Moorish National (no joinder intended), pursuant to the current construction of 970 UCC § 1974 (B)(6)(b), the individual must act swiftly to identify a replacement nuisance-citizen within fourteen days. The ten-thousandth man must possess at-most-rudimentary sign-making abilities. They must own or otherwise be able to somehow obtain multiple livestream-capable cameras, and - critically - they must have the testicular fortitude to stand outside doing essentially nothing other than occasionally shouting for long periods of time. The position in Pasco is not available. Note: The foregoing is not true. Surnote: But some people are going to be convinced that it is. (Many of those people have jobs waiting for them...) ~~~ Follow us on Twitter @realworldpolice ~~~ Real World Police is proud to be a Sunshine Supporter of the Washington Coalition for Open Government — working to educate, advocate, and litigate the public's right to know. Want to know more about access to public records in Washington? Visit www.washingtoncog.org Check out the latest Patreon post about access to public records! It's free and it went live this morning. Find it at at http://tiny.cc/records4 Earlier installments at http://tiny.cc/records3 http://tiny.cc/records2 and http://tiny.cc/records1 ~~~ Do you have independently verifiable inside information on a story we are or should be covering? Email tips@realworldpolice.com. Your identity will not be revealed without your consent. Because we receive dozens of tips daily we cannot respond individually to every submission. If we need more information from you someone will be in touch. Remember: we don't publish footage that has already been published elsewhere. Please don’t send links to news articles. ~~~ Want to help make Real World Police happen and get rewarded for it? Become a supporter on Patreon today! Patrons get access to: -A growing library of more than sixty exclusive full-length Real World Police videos -The Roadcam series -Supporting documentation: police reports, court records, and other investigatory material -Material from cases not shown on the main channel, like the arrest of Chris Hansen and the detention of T-Pain that time he accidentally tried to bring a gun through airport security -Early access to some videos -And more! Join the club. Get your fix. https://patreon.com/realworldpolice Rather not? That's cool too. There are more than 500 free videos to enjoy!