This is volume one of a four-part jail call compendium. There is some backstory here, but I'll save that for a later installment. For now, let's dive in. Note that the calls are not in chronological order. Dates are included. I am aware that some of these have been posted elsewhere, though I doubt they have all been. That said, I could be wrong. I don't pay attention to the goings-on in the YouTube Dewitteverse. 00:00 Extended intro. You probably want to watch this. 00:28:32 "She changed the locks." "Are you going to file for divorce?" (Jennifer, 4/9/21) 00:51:30 "Hamdu a-f'ing-la." Now Sandy only trusts Jennifer for some reason... (Jennifer, 4/10/21) 02:20:31 "You mean they literally monitor this #!&@?" (Jennifer, 4/8/21) 02:26:27 "You sound like you got into a huge argument [with Rania]" (Jennifer, 3/23/21) 02:39:32 "Your chickadee is keeping me informed." "She's just an employee" (Ursula, 3/23/21) 02:54:03 "I was on channel nine and six." "How do you know all this $#!&*?" "There's a TV right here." "Can't we call some people we know in the sheriff's office?" (Jennifer, 3/23/21) 03:08:38 Rania doesn’t believe Jeremy when he tells her the police stole his money. "I wouldn't lie to you." (Rania, 3/23/21) 03:23:09 "People are talking a lot of #@%!, but it's up. There's like two thousand something in like, 45 minutes." "I do like Real World, I do like their drama and !$@%" (Jennifer, 3/23/21) 03:38:05 Health, the dogs, their daughter. (Rania, 3/23/21) 03:52:56 "You better have my #@$! globe on that video!" Planning for Jeremy's release. "Everything's been going great with YouTube" (Jennifer, 3/24/21) 04:00:12 Jeremy: I'm gonna have to tell them the truth. Jennifer: For once! Jeremy: Huh? Jennifer: Nothing. (Jennifer, 3/24/21) 04:15:52 Recording content for YouTube. "They dropped everything!" "He should lose his job." (Jennifer, 3/24/21) 04:22:05 Jennifer sent Rania a picture of herself in their house (Jennifer, 4/8/21) 04:30:41 Ursula and Jeremy chat about Rania (Ursula, 4/8/21) 04:40:31 Rania tells Jeremy that she is filing for divorce. Jeremy hangs up on her. (Rania, 4/8/21) 04:41:29 Jeremy reads the charging affidavit to Jennifer (Jennifer, 4/8/21) 04:55:41 Random screaming, romantically involved in the last six months, discuss calling Amir at 2am (Jennifer, 4/8/21) 05:10:17 Jennifer wants to talk about moving Metro State vehicles; Jeremy doesn't want to talk to her (Jennifer, 4/8/21) 05:24:45 "I'm definitely not going to say anything on a recorded line to tell you what you need to say, but…" (Jennifer, 4/8/21) 05:40:08 "They can't revoke your bond! I didn't even make a report!" Jeremy keeps telling Jennifer that she can't call the police. (Jennifer, 4/8/21) 05:54:53 "How are the COs treating you?" "Everyone is talking #$&!." "The one in booking, she was reaaal stupid." (Jennifer, 4/8/21) ~~~ /r/realworldpolice @realworldpolice