This is one guy who definitely wasn’t watching the match. Instead, he was sleeping off a skin-full after scoring a spectacular own-goal with a roadside breath test result of 160. Yes, you read that right, this 49-year-old was more than four times over the legal limit, ‘driving’ his Audi A5 in the middle of the road in Newton Aycliffe. We say ‘driving’ because quite frankly, with that much alcohol in his system, he was a fatal collision waiting to happen. Thankfully our Durham Roads & Armed Policing officers were on the ball as much as Bellingham and got this man stopped before he hurt anyone. He has now been charged with two counts of drink driving and remanded to court. This was the best outcome but sadly some families aren’t so lucky and our officers have had to tell them the horrendous news that their loved one isn’t coming home. On a brighter note, we’d like to say thank you to the drivers who pulled in for our random stop checks in Chester Moor this morning. More than 100 drivers were breathalysed and all passed with a gleaming 0 meaning they’ll be free to get ready to cheer on the lads on Saturday. Drink and drug driving kills. Don’t risk it.