Deputies with the Jackson County Sheriff's Office respond to a disturbance call early in the morning and find a woman sitting completely naked near a church. She's cheerful, unbothered, and has absolutely no intention of apologizing. As deputies try to figure out what happened, her cousin arrives with a brutal bite mark on her arm — and the story gets wilder from there. Charges include battery, indecent exposure, and criminal damage to property. All footage obtained through open records request. Suspects are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.