Date: April 12, 2021 Location: Flagler Beach, Florida — a local bar (the suspect calls it "my local bar") Suspect: First name William — refuses last name, claims they can "look him up" The female he accuses: "Megan" (alleged she pushed him, says she's "the female that put her hands on me") What he claims happened to him inside: He says he was "assaulted" / pushed by a woman named Megan / spit on him (he denies spitting back) What the bar staff says: He got in multiple people's faces, was yelling, was told to lower his voice multiple times and kept doing it. Came in, was asked to leave, went outside, came back in. Made comments about service workers. Officers: Deputy Win (badge #875), Sergeant Miley (higher up, not on scene) The Taser moment: Officer threatens taser, suspect mocks it — "that taser ain't sh*t," "you ran out of battery" — gets tased anyway The fishing line detail: Hand gets caught in his own fishing lure/line while being cuffed The chair-throwing/car incident: He kicks his way out of the cruiser after being put in head-first CHARGES: Trespass after warning, resisting, disorderly intoxication, criminal mischief Most quotable lines: "I'm a higher power, higher being than I am" "That taser ain't sht"* / "You ran out of battery" "Suck my [d**k]" (multiple times to officers) "I love that Oriental flavor" (about food/the female bartender — appears to be a slur attempt) "Bring your upper right now" (over and over) "I bet you go home and look for [bugs] to crawl on you" (to the officer) "You want to go to jail over an ink pen?"