Sarah really exists...this is not a Saturday Night Live sketch. 4:15 Patrolman Turner says Sarah "might be high" 6:00 Sarah doesn't like what Patrolman Kugler is insinuating 6:50 Start of some of the most bizarre FSTs ever 23:10 Sarah's crazy behavior at the police station On July 25, 2023, Fairview Park Police Patrolman Turner was conducting traffic enforcement when his radar unit detected a vehicle traveling 47-mph in a 35-mph zone. He conducted a traffic stop on the vehicle. The driver's license of the 32-year-old female driver was suspended for a DUI conviction from 2 months prior. However, she had been granted limited driving privileges by the court. Based on her responses to questions and her inability to sit still in her vehicle, she was asked to exit the vehicle to perform standardized field sobriety tests (FSTs). This started some of the most bizarre FSTs ever seen on this YouTube channel. The woman was arrested for DUI and was transported to the Fairview Park police station, where she provided a urine specimen. Her antics and mannerisms while Patrolman Turner is trying to read forms and process her booking are not to be missed. Her charges and the outcome of her case are discussed at the end of the video.