Nearly everyone either has or has heard a 'crazy ex' story, but most of those stories - fortunately - don't involve the police. Of course, many others do, and the relative paucity of domestic / DV calls on this channel is not meant to imply that such calls are uncommon. As entertaining as some of the insanity may be — the woman who threw a sawhorse through the windshield of her boyfriend's car comes to mind — the privacy issues can be difficult to overcome. Difficult, but not impossible. After much time spent cursing at blur masks, here you go — a 'crazy ex' case from — where else — Florida.