on September 7th 2023 at approximately 4:15 p.m. officers responded to a restaurant in Florida following a dispute the female subject called 911 reporting that the valet hadn't provided a ticket for her vehicle and they couldn't locate it dispatch noted that the subject was slurring her words during the call and the subject identified her vehicle as a blue Range Rover the restaurant manager later contacted dispatch expressing concern that the female subject might be intoxicated and worried about her driving the manager mentioned that the subject was currently in her vehicle and the staff had offered to call an Uber for her subsequently a witness informed dispatch that the subject had nearly driven over the curb prompting staff to intervene and prevent her from driving the witness added that the subject must have had a second key as she entered a Range Rover and attempted to exit through the valet entrance you found your phone that's a very interesting item to carry around in your purse yep you're Miss yeah I don't think the restaurant want bring well I don't know what the restaurant wants but I know that I have that in my bag all right Miss kathen just talk to me real quick all right so I'm officer flank from pal G Police Department what brings us out here today I live here you R house get my haircut there and I went to have sushi and a cocktail there and I bought that to take home for when my husband comes home okay so you had a cocktail inside a river house over here yes I have two two cocktails all right and then you hopped in your car and they were concerned about you driving no concerned because they said I didn't have a ticket that I did did I mean here I me go it I I I don't know how you feeling today ma' you feel all right right now I feel pissed you're pissed but are you sick or anything keep your phone out okay all right so you went and got your hair done then you came over here to River House had some sushi and a couple cocktails two two cocktails and I have a receipt you got the receipt yes even better okay so that's it and I'm going home going home all right well I don't think you're in any condition to be driving man okay I'll call in N well I don't think you're in any position to be calling you over okay because you were driving a vehicle and it appears that you're under the influence that's our concern okay driving into the influence so that's our concern I drove well when you came out and you circled around and and they they took you out of the car the management from there to there you're going to charge me driving under the well you can actually be charged for not even driving for just sitting in the vehicle okay for sitting in the driver's seat okay so I want to do some roadside exercises with you all right if you're not under the influence we'll uh send you home all right are you kidding me no I'm actually very serious tell me that I did not drive that car I drove that car I drove it you did not drive it but you drove it wait a minute I drove from getting my hair done at Edmond James okay completely sober mhm went in had sushi and two cocktails went to get my car did you have anything to drink at that that Salon they still no they don't they do well I don't know so I went to get my car they said I don't know where your car is I gave them the ticket I had the money ready and I couldn't find my car so I I did not drive that car you're not going to accuse me well no they they said that you drove the car I did not dve car they saw you driving it after you walked out no is not what they said I so let me ask you no come on don't guys have anything else to do that's car so hold on ma'am the statement was that you have they have your car keys because they they refuse to let you give the or give the keys to you ma' you're not going anywhere listen to me detained right now can you can you listen to me detained you're detained goad and listen to this officer so what we're being told what we're being told is that they refused to give you your keys because of suspicion that thought that you were under the influence of alcohol okay so you had a spare breath me hold on so you had a spare key so you had a spare key you then hopped in the vehicle attempted to drive this way wrap around the parking lot right there where the Cones were but then couldn't get around so then you backed up and P right they told me to because you were driving the vehicle and going the wrong way correct they told me to go around to park the vehicle park yes when you were driving yes so they saw you driving okay all right so again there's a concern that you're under the influence all right and I want to do some standardized field sobriety exercises with you I'll hold on to your jacket okay are you willing to participate in standardized field sobriety exercises sure that actually makes it way easier what what conditions with your arm that you're wearing that I I have a broken shoulder you have a broken shoulder okay all right so we won't do anything shoulder related okay so um do you have any issue with your eyes not corrected by glasses what any issue not corrected by glasses yes anything wrong with your eyes besides glasses no okay are you able to walk a straight line and can you balance on one foot yeah so your only injury is your right shoulder yeah okay no other injuries with your legs or anything okay all right so if you would ma'am go ahead and stand right here for me and face me right there yep take one more step over all right go and bring your feet together for me hands at your sides what no all right right there's B all right so you see this red light you see it you're going to follow that with your eyes only and you're going to keep your head still do you understand yes all right don't move your head bring your feet back together for me make sure you're following it you're looking at me look at the light but bring your feet together you're looking at me again look at the light say stay with the light don't look at me all right give me one second all right ma'am if you would come this way for me to this yellow line listen to everything to say all right go and place your left foot onto the line for me what my what your left foot onto the yellow line please now place your right foot in front heel touching toe just like I'm doing no don't scar a yet left foot onto the line Right Foot In Front heel touching toe heel touching toe arms at your sides wait left yep just like I'm doing arms down at your sides don't start you got to get into the position so I can explain it to you and then I'll tell you when to start so go ahe and bring your right foot in front heel touching toe arms down at your sides please don't start the exercise man you got to get into the position so I can explain it to you I mean I feel weird these people are oh my God this is so weird what do I do you uh follow instructions so go Ahad and place your right foot on the line for me heel touch and toe arms down at your sides please don't start the exercise ma'am I have to explain it to you I haven't given you any instructions other than the starting position all right so bring your left foot in front of your right foot arms down to your sides in front of my right yep now hold and you just [ __ ] aress me all right let me give you your tailor warnings okay your tailor warnings are as follow if you don't do the tailor warning well I was about to explain it to you before you interrupted me so your tailor warnings are as follow if you don't do these exercises you're not going to dispel my concern that you're driving Under the Influence next you will force me to make an arrest based on the totality of the circumstances as they know them to this point and last it will be used you against you in court you understand all those uh all those things I just explained to you no they all right so I'll explain them to you then okay so if you don't do these exercises you're not going to dispel my concern meaning if you don't do these exercises I'm not just going to walk away and say well she didn't do the exercises so I guess that she's probably not under the influence next you will force me to make an arrest based on the totality of the circumstances as I know them which means I will arrest you based on everything I know to this point okay everything I'm seeing smelling hearing everything Witnesses are telling me okay that's what the arrest will be based on and I will be forced to make it and last it'll be used against you in court which is pretty self-explanatory so do you understand understand everything I just explained to you not really okay what don't you understand that I'm going to be arrested correct for driving Under the Influence yes well you're going to be arrested because you're not doing the exercises so then I'm forced to make the arrest based on everything that I know to this these exercises in a way that is so like so fast like tell me I can walk yeah but I have to provide you the instructions cuz you're not even doing it the right way okay because I so you got to come back well because you haven't heard the instructions here okay so if you want to do the exercises go ahead and place your left foot onto the line and place your right foot in front heel touching toe do not start just get into that position the same position I've been standing in with 30 plus lbs of gear on me okay me too you have 30 plus lb of gear on 30 lb of gear Des gun belt everything I'm doing it right now with no problem I have no idea how much I weigh I'm not asking you how much you weigh I'm asking you to place your right foot on the line and front of your left fo we'll try a different exercise okay do you know the alphabet A through Z that's a serious question do you know the American alphabet A through Z okay all right go ahead and bring your face me I'm not asking man please go ahead and face me if you want to do these exercises otherwise tailor warnings are still in effect what is the tailor warning the tailor warnings are the three things that I already explained to you you know about not dispelling my concern getting arrested being used against you in court all those things okay okay so we're just going to have you do the alphabet real quick ignore the line we're we're past that I don't I think you're too impaired to walk the line okay I'm too impaired yes ma'am I asked you just to get into a starting position you couldn't even do it and again you're starting the exercise you're not even doing it the right way cuz I didn't give you any instructions arrest me just arrest you okay puffer in the front puffer in the front you got a B shoulder just get your CS please please we're going to bring them up to the front okay just chill out yep G sh 13 someone else yeah r115 reference du I'm going to I'm going talk not going to have dinner holy crap it's [ __ ] have a seat I I don't want to hold too much on your shoulder sit down where's my purse we got all your stuff don't worry we got all your problem my dog we got all your problems my dog watch your arm put your arms down my dog is all loone this is really [ __ ] up yes ma'am hi hi I'm wondering what is the procedure the procedure is we're going to go down to the testing facility I got your keys and your phone so all your other properties locked inside your car your car is going to stay here for the night okay it's going to be about probably a 20-minute ride down to where we're going okay and then I'll explain everything from there okay okay um I need to you air conditioning back there yes thank you very much but I do need to um contact my family I got your phone so you'll be able to contact them okay when I get to the station yeah when we get down there I'll explain it to you am I going to be arrested you're already under arrest well I haven't been read okay I'm under arrest why were we waiting here so long huh we were waiting here so long I had to I had to take care of everything before we uh left I mean handcuffs I didn't do anything illegal you drove the Under the Influence no I didn't they saw you driving from there they told me to move my car can't drive at all no they told you not no they said move your car and I did they told me that no that's not true they told me to move my car you had already after you already took your second key out the reason they didn't give you your first key is they didn't want you driving they did not say that they did not say that and they have to go in front of a judge and say that they said that because they did not say that to me so this is a waste of taxpayers money they did not tell me they told me they did not tell me okay so you guys are going to be something totally different you guys are going to be in trouble okay I got a really bad lawyer I was not told you said you got a really good lawyer yeah well you need a really good lawyer in order to beat me cuz I'm pretty good at what I do yeah and I'm pretty good at what my sister brother-in-law and father do which is lawyer and up so you know what I didn't do anything I had two martinis I'm not drunk and you're going to try and accuse me of being drunk and driving from A to B which is not even a a mile not even a half a mile so you guys you guys better find somebody else to pick on cuz I mean don't you have more things to do I'm actually a du officer this is exactly good for you I appreciate you guys I'm sitting here in [ __ ] handcuffs I am a 57y old woman who has never been arrested or drunk or anything and now you're arresting me yeah let's see how this goes trust me let's see how this goes this is such a waste of your money taxpayer money what a shame go figure something else out man I'm so not the person I mean they're breaking laws all over the place it sucks and I'm just a simple working person all I do I [Music] work I'm a mother and a wife and all I do is work and I'm being arrested for what nothing you guys just need to figure [Music] out you need to figure out who to arrest not people like me you had like six people like arresting this woman me for what for what for nothing how sad when every day crimes and this woman me I've never been in trouble in my whole life and you want to arrest me oh my God you know and you guys think Biden and Trump what the man I'm just a citizen can't you find something else to do this is ridiculous you people need to find something to do all I want to do is go home and watch a movie with my dogs and eat dinner and go to the doctor because I haveing cancer yeah how about that and I have surgery on Tuesday because I might die how about that yeah check Dr Olen my doctor I'm having surgery at the Jupiter Medical Center for cancer of the kidney okay check it out you could go online and check I'm not going to live I have stage three cancer what did I do I had two [ __ ] martinis big [Music] deal and I'm sitting here got in handcuffs I never been in handcuffs [Music] before and the six of you thinking you're all important oh you're so important resting lady cuz she had two more teties call me aneu and send me home cut a lady a break man just got me a break and if you don't believe me call JMC Jupiter Medical Center on Tuesday the 12th at 7:50 I have surgery I mean what the [ __ ] [Music] man what where is the world where and my dog's going to sit home with no food and my husband's in New York and he doesn't get to get to have any food can I sir how am I going to get home how do I get home from the police station clearly you're not listening do I call a new sir sir sir officer you're not listening are you yeah you're not listening what a [ __ ] up sister we [Music] have [Music] where sir where are we [Music] sir [Music] officer officer officer officer may I ask where we're going test where how far 10 minutes 10 minutes and how will I get home I'll explain when we get there what I'll explain that when we get there [Music] okay Officer if you don't stoping on that I'm going to put the C behind your back no I want to ask you a question may I ask you a question why are you being so mean I want to ask you a question wow wow I'm going to report you I am so [ __ ] recording [Music] you trust me is this is this recorded sir [Music] sir this is insane you driving me all the way here for this don't you people have anything to do I mean seriously I'm going to [ __ ] make a stink I'm in handcuffs for pulling around a corner oh my God I'm him back to it man I'm going home call my lawyer and you guys man you going to going to have to justify yourself because this is not right talian got people coming from Mexico and here I am an upright citiz sitting in the back of a car and handcuffs this is so wrong I mean what [Music] the is this the jail we're going to the testing facility am I going to jail going to the testing facility the what the testing facility but this is jail it's inside of here I I not I I you're not going here I'm not going to jail I didn't going somewhere different inside of you okay but I I didn't do anything to go to [Applause] jail mama your mama how old are you it's time to act like an adult ma'am okay I'm holding you accountable for your actions as an adult so go ahead and exit my vehicle now come on going to that last door on the right the one that says breathalizer over here over here