I know honey I'm not stupid
oh my God
that's new there's got the Sheriff's
Office you know why I pulled you over
yeah why
well which which offense I I don't know
why do you think
yep definitely Scott with the Sheriff's
Office yeah
do you know why I pulled you over what
it what do you need hun oh well this is
a traffic stop yeah and so I pulled you
over one because I watched you cross the
center line twice I watched across the
white line once and then you also ran
the stop sign coming off of 18 on the
four foot one yes ma'am you did you've
got to come to it that you can fight
whatever you want all right
you can shut it off step out
I have my kids that's what I need to
talk nobody you're not going anywhere
I'm just having you step off because all
these cars are passing me
do you see all the cars coming this is
your safety not stupid stuff
saved reasons because all these cars are
coming by me sure
we're gonna walk back to the front of my
car you have a driver's license buddy
nope you don't have a driver's license
yes ma'am
who do I need to call watch don't walk
in the road get over there stop what
Charleston first before tonight call Tom
Mansfield not calling anybody have a
seat in front of my car no have a seat
in the front of my car no yes ma'am you
do all this part of the costume box two
who's the car register too
a grandmother okay
yeah sounds good
did you ever rather come get that kid
everybody come get this kid
do I need to make a phone call like I
asked you do earlier I know honey I'm
not stupid well go ahead and make that
phone call give me a pun please
I don't know I got nothing no no no
you're [ __ ] stop
stop
hey oh my God what the [ __ ] stop now no
what the [ __ ]
couldn't get one cup on him
just they're right behind you
hey be still there's a dog go ahead
arrest me go ahead go ahead you are
under arrest oh no honey and that's fine
stop now
61.
you put oh yeah oh stop I have back
injury
oh yeah I know I'm so bad oh I'm the
worst
all I do is actually put your hands on
your back [ __ ] I asked you what your
[ __ ] name was
I told you that when I pulled you over
get up what's your name Jessica oh sure
stop stop
you're going in this car stop my kid has
been like stop hey be still Justin
you're making me you're doing this in
front of your King stop I'm crying right
now I will [ __ ] kill everybody
I'm going to spray you
come on have a seat
Jessica have a seat you're gonna get
sprayed I'm telling you right now I
don't care I don't care hon I don't care
you all right huh yeah I'm good
hey buddy hey is that dog gonna hurt us
does your dog bite is that dog gonna
hurt us she's a bulldog she will not die
what's your name buddy hey just so you
know your mommy's okay okay she just
tripped on that hill right there she's
fine okay calm down I'm gonna let you
talk to her all right okay you be tough
for me
you wanted that you want a sticker badge
yeah let me get you one of those okay
you're fine okay your mom just tripped
on that Hill
okay I'm gonna let you talk to her in a
second
hey good buddy let's make you a deputy
okay there you go it's not right in
there like I got one look at that you
gonna be okay yeah all right let's try
this Tuesday buddy you're fine all right
mommy's fine I'm gonna come over here in
a second okay she's just got to call him
now she's a little upset all right sound
good okay buddy
I got her here so as soon as I walked up
I don't care as soon as I walked up she
was all over the road she Rose to stop
sign I walked up she rolls down the
window I'm like ham gave this guy you
know I pulled you over
you tell me
tell them don't let you guess what she's
like I don't know I said what you were
swerving I don't know she almost got
sprayed so
I got blood on me somewhere
I hate all of you [ __ ] everybody
she just fit oh God I just did oh man I
[ __ ] assaulted your life you should
Mark that down wow
what I'm gonna CEO [ __ ] all y'all I
oh
really sure
all right
so
so we have tomorrow no I never she never
got into a call
she didn't get the bigger call
she said yeah
that's all right she said I need your
phone I said we'll get that and said you
know I phoned you she said nope I don't
have fun I said so you're driving with
this kid in your phone she said nope so
I grabbed one and put her in handcuffs
and then yeah
thank you
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