I don't know what I did. >> Hello. >> Hi. >> Hello. Loyal with the lost. Please follow me. I pulled you over because you're unable to maintain your lane. >> Yeah, I was trying to change switch the speaker from back speaker to this front speaker cuz my doesn't work. The speaker doesn't work. speaker doesn't work. >> Yeah. >> No, but what do you need from me? Like um >> you have your driver license, >> registration, and proof of insurance, please. >> License. >> Thank you. >> Here. >> Where are you coming from? >> Um Elephant Ranch. >> Elephant Ranch. >> Yeah. Okay. >> Oh my god. What do you Why do you need your phone? >> Because I have the proof of the insurance. >> Okay. >> What What's this right here? Oh, >> well, it's >> Is that your insurance? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> But it's not the renewal. >> But you can look it up there up to date for sure. >> Okay. Here's >> And do you mind doing me a favor? You mind stepping out of the vehicle? >> Yes, sir. Just walk this way. Stand right here. >> Um, how much have you had to drink tonight? >> Like three beers. >> Like three beers? >> Yeah. >> What What kind of beers? >> IPAs. >> IPAs. How big were they? >> 16. >> 16. 212 and 116 at >> So 2 12 oz and 116 oz. >> Yes. >> Okay. How long ago? >> Uh 3 hours ago. 4 >> 3 hours ago. 4 >> when we get out of work like 5:00 p.m. 5:30 p.m. >> That was the last time you had a beer. >> Yeah. No, no, no. >> When was the last? >> Uh the last 2 hours ago. >> Like 2 hours ago. >> Yeah. >> Okay. You said you had three? >> Yes. Okay. All right. Just based off your um behaviors of driving. Okay. Your balance maintain your lane. I can smell the order. Not >> Yeah. No. Oh, man. >> Um >> that being said, would you consent to doing the standardized uh field sobriety test? >> Yes, >> you do. >> Yeah. But can I pee first? Because they closed before we had to go. >> Okay. No. >> And I was like, "Oh, no. I need just to pee. That's it. There's no way you can pee right now. I need to I'm so sorry, but I do need to >> There's I have no option for you. You just know where you can be. >> Can Can you follow me home? Like, it's like off road. >> No, just based on what I'm seeing, you're not even supposed to be driving. >> So, >> Oh my gosh. Please, please, please, just let me be real quick. >> No, >> real quick. Just >> So, do you consent to doing the standardized field spray test? Okay. >> Or no, no, the breathalyzer place or >> just stay over here. >> Okay. Oh, did you just pee yourself? >> Yeah, because I needed to pee so bad. Please don't do this. >> Okay, >> I'm getting in the middle of divorce. Like, man, please don't do this. Please. >> Sorry that happened, but >> I'm so sorry. Like, please, please, please, please, please, please, please. My kids, please. >> What do you mean your kids? They're going right now [ __ ] like they're at home with the dad. >> Okay, that's fine. >> But please, please, please, please, please. >> So, do you you do consider doing the statized field test? >> What does it mean though? >> So, it's pretty much just a series of like uh tests. You don't. Can I just follow you to the nearest >> No. >> place? >> No. >> So, someone will drive my vehicle. >> I just need you to answer yes or no. >> No, I guess. >> No. Okay. >> But like what does it mean though? What what's going to happen? So just because you're saying no, uh >> I mean >> you have the right to refuse. Okay. >> But that being said, you will get arrested. >> Okay. No, I'm okay with that though because I know I'm okay. >> I just really >> Is it a no or yes? >> No, I'm just talking to you honestly person to person like I'm okay to drive. I just >> You're not what I'm seeing right now. >> I just want the light on Picacho. And Solano, it took you 4 seconds to respond that the the light turned green. >> Then you speed up. >> I do that a lot. >> Honestly, I do that a lot. >> Hold on. >> When I'm late for work. >> Stop talking. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> I do that a lot. >> Hold on. Stop talking. >> Late for work. >> Okay. Are you going to stop talking? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. Took you 4 seconds to realize that the light turned green. >> I can I continue to follow you. Okay. You sped up and then you decreased your speed. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Those are all signs of a pyramid. And then you continue to do it again. >> Right. So then once we got to Solano and Lmen, the light turned green and it took you again another 4 seconds to realize the light turned green. >> I activated my lights and it took you from Solano Solano and Lman all the way towards Kansas and Traparo to finally stop. >> Okay. And you were still continuing I I >> to not maintain your limb. >> Yeah. >> That being said, all right, I'm going to ask you one more time. Do you consent to doing the standardized field soiety test? >> Yeah. >> You do want to do it? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> What does it mean? Like how what you're doing like >> So, it's just a series of tests. >> Mhm. >> To determine if you're able to operate a motor vehicle. >> Oh, okay. >> Okay. Cuz I I don't think you are. >> I probably am not. >> You don't think you are? No, I'm not. >> All right. So, let's go ahead and start this. Okay. >> Yeah. >> Go ahead and do me a favor. Just come over here. All right. Place your feet together toe to toe just like me. >> Okay. >> Mhm. >> Place your hands down to your side. >> You're going to stay in that position until that's how you otherwise. Do you understand? >> Yeah. Oh, wait. Wait. What? You say it again. Say it again. >> Toe to toe. >> Place your feet together. >> Yeah. >> Toe to toe. Heel to heel. Place your hands down to your side. And you're going to stay in that position until I tell you otherwise. Do you understand? >> Yes. >> All right. Do not move. >> All right. What I need you to do >> is follow the tip of my pen with your eyes and your eyes only. >> What's the tip right here? Okay. It's just like your light over here. >> Okay. Do not move your head during this test. All right. Only follow the tip of my pen with your eyes and your eyes only. Do you understand? Okay. >> Yes. Now move your head. Keep following the super fan with your eyes only. All right, you can rest. Give me so for this next one. Um, good there. You can come up here. Yeah. Do you feel comfortable doing it in the shoes on your boots or do you want to take them off for this next series of test? >> That's okay. >> You're you're okay with that? Okay. What I need you to do is just come over here. >> Right there. It's fine. So, um, can we both agree that the floor is leveled and it's clear of any debris? >> Whoa. But it's not. >> Okay. >> Yeah. But >> it's leveled and there's like no debris. There's no rocks that can >> Yeah. No, I'm not climbing. I'm a climber. So, I'm not climbing. >> Okay. >> All right. So, what I need you to do, can you imagine a imaginary straight line? >> Yeah. All right. With that imaginary straight line, what I need you to do is place your left foot on that imaginary straight line. >> Left first. My left hand. Put it here. Here. Here. You're a short. >> What are you doing? >> Sorry. >> I don't know if you guys asked to go straight. >> I'm barely giving you the instructions. >> I'm So you need to listen to me as I'm giving your instructions. Okay. >> I'm sorry. >> So imagine imaginary straight line. Right. Place your left foot on that imaginary straight line. Go ahead and do that. Place your left foot on that imaginary straight line. >> On your imag. Yes. Right. And what I need you what I need you to do is place your right foot in front of your left touching heel to toe just like me. >> And you're going to place your hands down to your side. And you're going to down to your side. Hands down to your side. Your hands down to your side just like me. And you're going to stay in that position until I tell you otherwise. Do you understand? >> Okay. >> Do not move from that position until I tell you to. Do you understand? >> Yes or no? >> I don't know. I don't know what you're saying. Go back into that position that I just told you. >> Okay. What? Oh man. >> Go back into the position that I just told you. >> Can you say in Spanish? >> Do you understand English? >> A little bit. Honestly, not as much. But yeah. >> Okay. I can I can >> You've been understanding me. So, >> no. Yes. >> Right. >> Most of it. Most of it. Okay. hands down and then I will follow a straight line at the barrel and then an imaginary line and then I'm going to keep following. >> No, I didn't say that, did I? >> Place your left foot. >> Place your left foot on that imaginary straight line. >> My left over here >> and place your right foot in front of your left touching heel to toe. >> You're going to place your hands down to your side. You're going to stay in that position until I tell you otherwise. Okay, down. Do not interrupt. Do not interrupt me. Okay. >> So, what I need you to do is take >> Can I interrupt? Because I don't understand what you're saying. >> So, what I can you go back into that position? >> Oh my god. Okay. I'm in that position. >> Okay, that's fine. We'll start on another one. This one's too complicated. >> This thing is the >> For this next one, what I need you to do. >> So, for this next one, like the first one, >> you place your feet together. Yeah. >> We're going to do uh toe to toe heel to heel to toe. >> All right. Place your hands down to your side. >> Stay in that position until I tell you otherwise. Do you understand? >> I understand that. Yes. Yes. >> So, what I need you to do >> is choose one leg. Doesn't matter which one. For my test, I'm going to choose my right leg. Okay. >> What I need you to do is raise your foot approximately six 6 in off the ground and keep your foot parallel to that ground. >> Can you do it though? Can you do it though? >> You're going to look You're going to look at your race foot. You're going to count in the following manner. 100 1 2 1 100 3 and so forth until I tell you to stop. Okay? >> While doing this test, make sure you have your hands down to your side and your eyes are looking at your race foot. Do you understand? >> Do this and then just be like, okay, one, two, three, and then >> Do you need me to repeat the instructions? >> No. >> Okay. Do not start until I tell you. >> Okay. >> Yes. Okay. >> You can start. >> Yeah. >> Go ahead >> now. Okay, this and then put my foot over here. And then I have to place my next foot in same position. Next foot. And then next. Why is it so hard? Next. All right. So, for this next one, do me a favor. Look away. >> And you're going to have your hands out like this. Look away from me, though. Face the other way. >> No. Completely move your body. >> Like, face your car. >> Yeah. Face your car >> with my hands like this. >> Yes. Face your car though. >> Can you do that though? >> Face your card. Your whole body. Okay. Oh, >> you're going to be under arrest for DWI, I bet. >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. I understand. >> What's happening to my friends, though? >> Have they been drinking? >> No. >> Uh, I mean, they have, but way less than I'll talk about >> Oh, she is. >> Yeah. >> Can I Can I make a call my phone? >> That's what I was just trying to think. Can I make a call? >> Yes, she is. >> Uh, sit down for now. >> I know, but can I make a call in my phone? >> Who do you need to call? >> Uh, my husband. >> Okay. >> Can I make a call? >> So, that's going to be up to him right now. Um, what I want to ask is >> what do you want to do with your car? Can you >> What do you want to do with your car? >> Like, just leave it here. >> You want to leave it here? >> Yeah. Okay. What about people that are in the car? >> They I don't know if they've been drinking, but I don't want them to get in problems or whatever if they have drink more than me. >> Do you have anyone that can come pick up the car? >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Yes. My husband and my daughter and friends. >> Okay. Is your phone in the car? >> Yes. >> Okay. Is it okay if I go and get it? >> Yes, please. Where is it at? >> Please go get it. It's in the front. >> It's in the front? >> Yeah. It's probably out of battery though. >> Okay. >> Can you tell one of the guys like >> to call your husband? >> But my phone is out of battery. So >> Okay. So, do one of the people >> have a charger? >> I don't. Do one of the people in the car, do they have your husband's phone number? >> No. >> Okay. >> Uh >> uh. Do me a favor. Step out real quick. >> They're just friends. >> Um I'm just going to pat you down the back of my hand real quick. Make sure you don't have it in your pocket while we wait for a few. Okay. >> Yeah, I do. I swear. >> Probably a lighter or a lipstick. >> Yeah, I think that's what this is. Lipstick. >> Lipstick or lighter. That's it. >> Okay, go ahead and have a seat. >> And we'll get this figured out with the car. Okay. >> Please. >> What kind of phone do you have? >> Uh, an iPhone 11. >> Okay. Do you want me to just put this back in the car? >> Do what? >> Do you want this back in the car? >> In the pocket? >> Oh, it's Yeah, it's >> No, >> it's either it's either can be entered in with your property or >> have been so chapped that I really need that. >> Okay, let me let me let me get your phone and we'll see if it's got any battery. >> No, no, just put it in the Jeep. >> Okay. Am I reading something to you? Okay. >> So, this is your implied consent. Okay. >> Listen to me. I'm about to tell you something important. You're under arrest for DWI. The the New Mexico Implied Consent Act requires you to submit to a breath test to determine the alcohol content of your blood. After you take our test, you have the right to choose an additional dependent test. If you choose to take this additional uh independent test, you have the right to a reasonable opportunity to arrange for a physician, a licensed nurse or laboratory technician or technologist who is employed by a hospital or physician of your own choice to perform an additional chemical test. The cost of this additional test would be paid by the law enforcement agency. Do you agree to take our test? >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Favor. Can you open your mouth? You have anything in your mouth? Tongue up. Thank you. I swear I pee back there. And then I sit down and there's some jelly in the seat and I cannot touch it. What is that? Is that like cat sand? >> Wait. >> Where? >> Oh my god. And they have cats. >> Go left. Hey, look. >> Oh, no. >> One of those pictures you said. >> Oh, no. >> Sit down. Okay. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. [snorts] >> Add a lemon and sana. Go hard. Go hard. >> I did my best. I swear. >> You go back to that officer. >> Thank you. Well, can I see the result? Go over there. >> But can I see the go? >> I'll show it to you right now. >> Oh, but why can't I see? >> Yeah, go over there. >> Why can't I? >> Oh god. Okay. Why can't I see it? I'm just asking a question. >> Once um the machine is all good. >> Can I see it? The first time he was okay for me to be there. >> Yeah, you can see. >> He was okay. The first time >> it's aggravated. >> No, the first time it wasn't. I saw it. >> Okay. I saw the first time I've been incorporating and [ __ ] >> Mhm. >> Only thing is like yeah, I have been drinking a little more than I should because Yeah, my life is [ __ ] I'm getting divorced. Walking so cartridge. Cartridge. It's out. >> Oh, you got it. >> Okay. All your jewelry and your necklace is right here. Okay. >> Yeah. >> You don't want to put your boots back on, right? [clears throat] >> I mean, if I'm going to sleep without socks, but also like they're wet. Huh? >> Oh, she has to go to the jail cell. >> But there was wet from the stuff that was in the car. >> Yeah, there Well, I peed in my pants, but And then I got in there and there was like cushiony [ __ ] before I got there, you know. I don't doubt that it was part of me that I peed on my pants because my pants are kind of peed on >> and my boots. >> But do you want to go [clears throat] do you want to go in with your boots on? They're going to give you sandals when you get there. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Can I get socks with it? >> Uh, at the jail. Yes. We don't have socks here. >> But they'll give me socks over it. >> I think so, right? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Like, can I grab them and put inside my boots? >> The socks? No, we'll have to put the socks separate in a different bag. But this is still going with you. But I was just wondering, do you want to put it on? >> Huh? I don't want you to do it to grab my socks full of my pee and other people's >> I have gloves. >> Okay. I just want to make sure you don't want to put your boots back on. You're going to walk on the floor. >> Yeah. Now I have >> Is that okay? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> You can stay seated. >> Stay seated. >> I have a problem. >> Just cuz there's still Santa. >> It's like a mile. >> No, you're not going to be walking. But man, if it's that far, >> I am so sorry. >> I feel like a baby. >> Hang on. So [ __ ] cute. I can do it like this. Okay. All >> righty. No, no, no. >> Ready. [laughter] No, >> you're good. We'll take them off once we get there. >> Yeah. Oh, wait. >> Oh, [clears throat] >> then I cleaned it as much as I could. Okay. I don't know what that stuff was, but >> it was probably part of my pee and then sand the whole thing. >> Yeah, it looks like somebody was sanding. Both of you. Okay. Thank you. Thank you for doing that. This is take a seat right here. Heat. Heat.